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  • PornDiscounts-V
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 5745
    #1

    Crazy night song bird in neighbors yard

    I hate song birds that chirp all fucking night long. The one that comes back to my neighbor's yard year after year. This one sings the songs of the budgie birds next door, then morning dove, car alarm, shit I don't recognize and various motors of some kind.

    At my last address I got fed up with one and shot it out of the tree with my shotgun. Not sure how much longer I can take it this year before I blast this fucker too.
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    • Seth Manson
      Please dont fuck animals
      • Jul 2010
      • 3988
      #2
      Why not just shoot yourself instead, and then you never have to worry about that fucking horrible bird again?

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24812
          #3
          Maybe there's a neighbourhood puppy you can kick, too.

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            • Barry-xlovecam
              It's 42
              • Jun 2010
              • 18083
              #4
              Use a pellet gun -- it's quieter and usually not lethal. The idea is to scare the bird away permanently -- not eat it.

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                • bronco67
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29026
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                  Why not just shoot yourself instead, and then you never have to worry about that fucking horrible bird again?

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                    • ragingrhizome
                      Registered User
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 31
                      #6
                      What you need is a scare decoy! I had a spruce tree that was so infested with starlings that when the flock arrived the tree would visibly shake and it was not a small tree. They were so loud that it was flat out ridiculous! We put up a silhouette of an owl that my father got somewhere and they were gone immediately and never came back.

                      You may be able to cut a silhouette of a hawk out of cardboard, paint it black and put it on a pole or hang it. It will scare the shit out of songbirds and they will not come back.

                      Google "visual scares and predator decoys." They're not worth $50 but you could make one yourself pretty easily out of a kid's kickball or something.

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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94151
                          #7
                          Get a cat ...

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                            • mikesouth
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 6340
                              #8
                              To Kill A Mockingbird
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                              It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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                                • SilentKnight
                                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                                  • Oct 2005
                                  • 24812
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                  Get a cat ...
                                  Was gonna say get a falcon. Watch the food chain in action - better than reality TV.

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                                    • PornDiscounts-V
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2003
                                      • 5745
                                      #10
                                      We have hawks that hunt the field by our house. I hear it screech once in a while. But it doesn't attack the song bird. These things are decently big for a bird and attack cats, dogs, etc.

                                      Northern Mockingbird Attacks Hawk:
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