NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS - I Really Need To Cuddle

[Rik Lear]

New Year's Resolutions:

1 - I will try to cuddle more
2 - I will try to drink more, but only when anyone is around & me
3 - I will finally know the difference between blonde & blond
4 - I will buy everyone here a martini someday always & *ever*
5 - I will try to stand up when I pee
6 - I will finally uncover the secret to the 666
7 - I will continue to not practice foreplay ever & always

And most of all, I will continue to pray, search, seek & find the absolute perfect office chair.

[Rik Lear]

Oh!

...And I will loseweightandbuynewdocmartinsandhookupwithatiny5'8 thinwhiteskinnedblondesothatIcanbehappybecauseshew ontlikecuddlingandgivemebeerswhenIaskandmakeme ---> dinneratdawnwithblowjobsandbaconanytimeIasksothatw ecanlivehappilyeverafterinthecomingworldwar..

Anyone else have New Year's Rezolushuns?

I know you do, so BRING IT!

[JIBCONTENT]

I resolve to go big. What else can I say

[Arnox]

My goals in 2015 are to make money, fuck bitches and cultivate mass.

[seeandsee]

Get a good with your goals, hard ones! and Happy New Year

[AllAboutCams]

is that pink text or have a drunk too much?????????????