For Currently Sober: A Method To Deal With USA Election Results

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  • AdultPornMasta
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    • May 2012
    • 1506

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    For Currently Sober: A Method To Deal With USA Election Results

    Yes, someone sent this to me in an email but I think it's funny!

    "Inner Peace After This Election......

    I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

    A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives after this election, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished.

    I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

    Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum."

    "The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
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