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  • 2012
    So Fucking What
    • Jul 2006
    • 17189

    #1

    The US Homeland

    WTF are they protecting us from again?
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  • Coup
    🚨 PBBC International 🚨
    • Apr 2010
    • 9931

    #2
    They provide us with the illusion of security in a very insecure world.

    What more could you ask for?

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    • 2012
      So Fucking What
      • Jul 2006
      • 17189

      #3
      Originally posted by Coup
      They provide us with the illusion of security in a very insecure world.

      What more could you ask for?
      free skittles and tea.

      I remember when we weren't the US Homeland, it was just ... US.
      I wonder where they came up with that idea ?
      "We must protect the US Homeland".
      Last edited by 2012; 03-26-2012, 10:16 PM. Reason: ...
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      • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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        • Jul 2004
        • 38323

        #4








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        • 2012
          So Fucking What
          • Jul 2006
          • 17189

          #5
          we'll make great peeeeeeeeeeetttttttssss
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          • Coup
            🚨 PBBC International 🚨
            • Apr 2010
            • 9931

            #6
            Originally posted by 2012
            "We must protect the US Homeland".
            Homeland, Fatherland... same shit different day.

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            • Lykos
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Apr 2003
              • 31027

              #7
              From aliens

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              • just a punk
                So fuckin' bored
                • Jun 2003
                • 32385

                #8
                When we (me and my friends) were leaving the USA, two DHS guys stopped us right inside the boarding sleeve. There was some very interesting and (I hope so) important dialog between us. Something like that:

                - Sirs where are you from and where are you going?
                - Hmm, we are from Russia, were traveling the USA and now as you can see we are going home. Do you wanna look at our ID's?
                - No, everything is ok. Have a good flight.
                - "WTF was that???"

                Since that time I believe that DHS is very important service. These guys surely do a really hard work to protect the USA against people leaving the country and who knows... May be agent Mulder and Men in Black are not just movie characters. May be "they" already among us? *scared face*
                Obey the Cowgod

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                • DWB
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 31779

                  #9
                  Boogiemen.

                  Must be protected from boogiemen at all times, at all cost.

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                  • Emil
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 5655

                    #10
                    Nothing really, they just need to take some of your rights way.
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                    • u-Bob
                      there's no $$$ in porn
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 33063

                      #11
                      They protect the financial interests of corporations that produce body scanners, backscatter vans, datamining software etc

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