Soo i almost thru 100k away today..
 

This morning i had to clean my room (mommies order) and i find this teddybear and i 3pointered it into the bin. Then my sister called nina (she lives in the basement and sells vhs tapes that she borrowed from this neighbourkid called simon) and took it out the bin again. I yelled at her: "thats my fucking teddy, give it back and gfy stupid!".

Then, my cousin redhead vinnie (that his nickname because this one time he almost choked himself when he swallowed 1 silver coin because he got mad at the dog for laughing at his tiny cock) came in and told us this awesome story about this dumbass guy who bought some nickels at a coinshow thinking it was jack sparrows golden buttnugget. He put them in a safe and because of his drinking he complete forgot about it but found them years later. Then he went in this thing called internet (his trailer is the most advanced on our park, even has running water sometimes) and pretended to be a millionair and he would solve workd hunger for pornodudes.

Then! I remembered putting my 100k dollar slingshot in the teddybear.

Darnit, i almost forgot about it. I got a chainsaw and after 7 hours of hard work together with cousin cho.. erm vinnie, my gf daizy and sis nina we managed to get the slingshot out.

Then. I dumped my gf daizy, she was a worthless little whore that couldnt be trusted anyways, because well.. Im ginna ve a billionair soon.

Moral of this story: dont believe teddybears!

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i predict OP will be owned soon. and again.

Daizy? Is that you? Are you in vinnies trailer again damnit? Get the fuck out i told you we dun lovin you!

Teddy bears can't talk. LOL

Fatfoo! Daizy just knocked on my ic.. door and told me i would be dead in 24 hrs!!!

Please foo, call the pig..co.. friendly police officers for me!

Is daizy hot? post pics!

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Fancy trailer you've got with it's own basement.

That must be some good dope you have.

probably just the space between the bottom of the trailer and the dirt underneath.

Well she is the hottest of the park. She is russian though, abd most of the time cousin vinnie who is also my father has to translate what daizy is saying. He paid for her trip to our park to, but he says it was worth every penny, not sure what he means with that.

We had to chase her of the park yesterday after she went to the highest ranking park sir here called eric. His pimphand is strong but she keeps climbing over the fence.

My sister nina, who told vinnie she was pregnant from a god called smutboat yesterday, tells me i should tak to her again because she is holding my hamster called mouse hostage.

What do i do know?

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This is my now exgirlfriend daizy:

http://bastardpiecetheater.com/wp-co.../ugly-girl.jpg

And my sister nina is here:

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_ima...G-UglyGirl.jpg

My cousin chok.. ermm, vinnie:

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/6730/unitl.jpg

This is me btw:

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20100204/...network_01.jpg

And this is my hamster, his name is mouse:

http://www.purebredcatrescue.org/wp-...05/hamster.jpg

I know, i know!

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that was actually funny

il chok :D my self :)

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Guys stop laughing! Daizy is over at chok..vinnies shack right now. She keeps knocking on my ic..door that she is gonna tell chief of the park eric and i will be banned from the grounds!!

Meanwhile cousin cho..vinnie is calling and tries to setup a roadblock in front of erics cabin while screaming "the traffics, crap, i need mulah!!". I think he is talking about the highway near our park. It used to be flooded with traffic but i checked just 5 minutes ago and there where no cars there so i think he is faking it.

And my sis nina says she is going to get rich selling these vhs tapes she stole frim our neighbours. I dont think she will get rich though, i watched some of them and they look overused and crappy. I smacked nina around, but just a little. Told her she was a lying little bitch. Why? Coz i can. But seriously, because i caught her telling chok..vinnie that she was sellinh them just this one time and tgen she would leave the park: BUT she says that to everyone!! And EvErY week its the sane dumb slut story.

Gotta go, saw thru the crack in the windowboard chief eric running by with a hammer. Maybe he is gonna nail someones trailer shut, dunno why else he needs that hammer..

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cant wait for choker to read this

Who? .

Did anybody see my hamster?
Kinda miss him. Im gonna give out a reward for whoever brings it back to my trailer tonight before i go to bed. $1, but it should be alive. Or well.. i prefer it to be still warm.

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Mouse is fine! Hope you didnt mind I clipped his nails coz he scrached my bowel:(

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But, what about his nailpolish, i kinda liked it in hotpink. :(

I'm K stoopid monkey

Hey...don't try to get too familiar with me...you might get hammered with my pitch fork:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FpHIIE9Lois