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RyuLion 11-23-2010 10:31 AM

He's selling TSA-proof Underwear <------ LA Times
 
A Colorado man thinks he's found a way to protect your private parts from unwanted radiation and government peeping at airports.

Jeff Buske of Larkspur is selling tungsten-lined underwear online, with fibers of the X-ray-repelling material strategically placed over the crotch. He says he's seen his sales skyrocket in the last week, since the Transportation Security Administration began rolling out full-body scanners at several airports and conducting aggressive pat-downs of people who refuse to use them.

"You shouldn't have to be digitally strip-searched or doused with radiation to visit your grandmother," Buske, a 52-year-old electrical engineer, said by phone Monday from New Jersey, where he was trying to find facilities to manufacture more of his undergarments.

Buske hit upon the idea in January after authorities said a Nigerian air passenger unsuccessfully tried to detonate a bomb in his underpants. That led the TSA to speed its deployment of full-body imaging machines across the country. Buske anticipated an inevitable backlash.

He began selling the undergarments in March. The opaque parts are shaped like fig leaves or other designs and positioned over the crotch or, on brassieres, the nipples. Buske peddled them through an ad on the website infowars.com, which tracks the intelligence community, and got so many orders that the servers crashed. He sold the undergarments, which retail for up to $35, at street fairs and to friends.

After a local television station reported on his product last week, sales jumped. Buske said his total orders were in the thousands.

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/20...flats_gear.jpg
Granny panties anyone?

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...,4639299.story

(good luck to him before his product gets banned by the Gov)

96ukssob 11-23-2010 10:38 AM

until they make you take them off because they can't see through it :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xNetworx 11-23-2010 11:15 AM

Great idea but these will be banned at the airport and you will have to take them off.

pornguy 11-23-2010 11:18 AM

Yep..

What I am waiting to see is the first leaked images of a Shemale going through. Its going to get them sued so damn fast.

spazlabz 11-23-2010 12:03 PM

this is an amazing opportunity for this guy to make a killing on line and perfect timing for it. I can't find a link to the site where he is selling them though, I wish him good luck on his marketing but I doubt he will do it very well.

The Heron 11-23-2010 12:18 PM

So instead you still end up getting the 'pat down' search. How stupid

Finike 11-23-2010 12:20 PM

Stripping on the airport - how sexy!

RyuLion 11-23-2010 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 17722320)
So instead you still end up getting the 'pat down' search. How stupid

Yeap, for how many years have these kind of things been "invented" and people fall for them?

Only in America..

fatfoo 11-23-2010 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 17721961)
Nigerian air passenger unsuccessfully tried to detonate a bomb in his underpants

The new green leaf underwear would only make it harder to search their asses.

Evil Chris 11-23-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17722409)
The new green leaf underwear would only make it harder to search their asses.

hahahahaha.... WHAT? :helpme :1orglaugh

Just Mike 11-23-2010 01:11 PM

but then the screeners oin the xray machine will just pull the traveler aside to get manually searched anyway so it defeats the purpose and you still have to get checked again.

RyuLion 11-23-2010 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexentertain_mike (Post 17722535)
but then the screeners oin the xray machine will just pull the traveler aside to get manually searched anyway so it defeats the purpose and you still have to get checked again.

Yeap, like I said, people just spent $$ on useless things that they think might help them..:1orglaugh

RyuLion 11-23-2010 04:47 PM

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