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marcop 11-20-2010 10:43 AM

Flaky Porn Chick Excuse of the Week - Held Down and Forcibly Shaved!
 
I had a girl booked for a double shoot today--the first a solo & b/g hairy shoot, and then we were going to shoot just a scene and stills of another guy shaving then screwing the girl.

My assistant, who lives near her and was going to give her a ride (yes, she doesn't own a car), got this text from her about 7:45 this morning:

FWD: Hey i have really bad news. I have to cancel today. My stupid bf held me down and shaved my bush. I dont have Marcos numbers and he my bf is here and im not going to be able to call him or text. Can u please let him know? Im so sorry.

Some background: She does have my number. She did a shoot for another producer yesterday, and got paid. Earlier in the week she paid a driver to take her to buy new lingerie as she said her boyfriend discovered she was doing porn, got mad, and BLEACHED ALL HER UNDERWEAR while she was at work one day (no, he doesn't have a job).

Of course, we (me, my assistant, my client, her agent, and the two guys she (ironically) fucked out of work today) don't believe her story. And it makes no sense--is it actually possible to hold someone down and shave their pubic hair? Though it might make sense if you're not thinking clearly, perhaps after being up all night or something . . . .

Randy West 11-20-2010 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by marcop (Post 17715039)
Earlier in the week she paid a driver to take her to buy new lingerie as she said her boyfriend discovered she was doing porn, got mad, and BLEACHED ALL HER UNDERWEAR while she was at work one day (no, he doesn't have a job).

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Originally Posted by marcop (Post 17715039)
...Of course, we (me, my assistant, my client, her agent, and the two guys she (ironically) fucked out of work today) don't believe her story.

I don't get what's so hard to believe? :1orglaugh

Agent 488 11-20-2010 10:54 AM

got paid yesterday. end thread.

nikki99 11-20-2010 10:58 AM

I always forced to get shaved by my lover

JustDaveXxx 11-20-2010 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17715061)
got paid yesterday. end thread.

I agree.


But i do hate shit like that.

chronig 11-20-2010 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17715061)
got paid yesterday. end thread.

Flaky Porn Chick Excuse of the Week - Held Down and Forcibly Shaved!

End thread.

AaronM 11-20-2010 11:08 AM

Please let us know who the model was. Always good to know who to avoid booking.

Altwebdesign 11-20-2010 11:27 AM

seems a bit extreme, then again stranger things have and will continue to happen

fatfoo 11-20-2010 11:36 AM

"Forcibly shaved" - first time I hear of such a thing. The person must have a really strong fetish for shaving a bush.

marcop 11-20-2010 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 17715099)
Please let us know who the model was. Always good to know who to avoid booking.

Neela Sky

AaronM 11-20-2010 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by marcop (Post 17715160)
Neela Sky

Thank you. :)

sologirlcontent 11-20-2010 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17715061)
got paid yesterday. end thread.

i love your posts man..bingo

DirtyDanza 11-20-2010 01:45 PM

that's just proves my point that they are all whores.....

Boyfriend discovered she was doing porn.... cunt did it behind his back or he is looser and can't take care of her....


where are the white knights in this thread to come in and take her side...

oh poor girl she was held down... I need to hug her... you know those post....


fucking whore... I would have instantly changed the scene to a fully clothed face fucking.. just to see her reaction .......

I gotta teach you how to handle these whores....

marcop 11-20-2010 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyDanza (Post 17715389)
that's just proves my point that they are all whores.....

Boyfriend discovered she was doing porn.... cunt did it behind his back or he is looser and can't take care of her....


where are the white knights in this thread to come in and take her side...

oh poor girl she was held down... I need to hug her... you know those post....


fucking whore... I would have instantly changed the scene to a fully clothed face fucking.. just to see her reaction .......

I gotta teach you how to handle these whores....

Thank you for your advice and kind offer of assistance. However, the Held Down and Forcibly Shaved story is obviously a lie, so perhaps that's why the inevitable Captain-Save-A-Ho types haven't made an appearance in this thread.

DirtyDanza 11-20-2010 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marcop (Post 17715417)
Thank you for your advice and kind offer of assistance. However, the Held Down and Forcibly Shaved story is obviously a lie, so perhaps that's why the inevitable Captain-Save-A-Ho types haven't made an appearance in this thread.

thats the term I was looking for capt save a ho

thats funny....


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