2 most important things I have ever been told by women:
 

"you'll always lose money chasing women, you'll always have women chasing money." -my assistant

"anytime you want pussy you're going to have problems." -my ex wife

That is interesting.

probably true

a woman is a contradiction.

She said it wrong...

So you're going to become gay now?

Women (in plural) doesn't exist...

so the key to happiness is being poor and gay

I don't mind problems.... never have

As Snoop said....
 

"Wit my mind on my money and my money on my mind" how'd that work out for him?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is so true....

ex wife = ex problem

There's your first mistake. Listening to what a woman has to say.

Reminds me of:

"Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope."?Freewheelin' Franklin.


From the Freak Brothers Comics.

Sadly, removing the word "dope" and replacing it with "pussy" doesn't work.