Are you American and need sexual relief? Just book a flight and get a free handjob or get fingered!
 

Are you American and need sexual relief? Just book a flight and get a free handjob or get fingered!

the terrists have now won.

The 72 virgins were on the plane with you before the TSA got ahold of them.

As with anything, if it's a hot chick doing it, no one would complain. An ugly chick or a man doing it and it's molestation.

I bet this guy had a bag of weed taped to his balls, or something.

Hunting trip + weed = good combo.

He's my hero now, those scanners tear apart your DNA, anyone who knew the damage those scanners did wouldn't go near them; it's far better not to fly at all. Most people don't know, just like when they used to use X-Rays to measure feet
http://www.technologyreview.com/blog/arxiv/24331/

I applaud his actions!

It's time to stand up and fight for our freedom.