PornBeer.com reviews AllRuth and SimonScans
 

NB - FAO Paul Markham, this isn't in my squalid, dirty, disgusting, cheap, pikey flat, but carl's lovely ladyfriend's house. Sorry you cannot repeat your brilliantly acerbic comments, again. But fear not we're shooting a new one tonight, back in my hovel.

PS - Anyone interested in a mini pornbeer review at Vegas, hit me up. Be good to do some silly interviews with girls there.

lame and boring

This is actually interesting idea...

Video Review site .....

too bad it's already been done x1000 times better:

http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-At-Work.html

lmfao come on could of given me a better video

Fair enough.

This one should be more up your alley: http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...s-On-Boys.html

Hilarious.

Yeah. That's at least x1000 better.

Brilliant point.

Should we badly read an autocue too? Should we hire a stupid sounding girl? Should we show the join page and go over all the different details? Cos fuck me sideways, that WAS interesting!

You can pay by CHECK TOO!

And it was declined!

And then went to Epoch! And he prefers Epoch! Awesome! That is ENTERTAINMENT! FACT.

WOW!

That's really good.

You are right.

I have deleted the blog and the films from vimeo and youtube.

Thanks for pointing out the errors of my ways, love.

xoxoxox

There are a couple I think. This is more a rip off of diggnation that my mate and I do for a laugh.

:)

13 minutes of just 2 guys? You need to have some girls there too, otherwise, yawn, no one has the patience to watch it through

It being so bad, makes it that good.


I like it. Funny shit.:thumbsup

at least it's not a borefest with two unwashed, fat limey slobs sitting on a shitty couch desperately trying to be funny

get a real job, losers

You are usually really good at trolling. Here, Sir, your game is weak.

D- Can do better.

nm :)

arsewithclass gary as a guest host would be interesting.

it would

i would love to see that.

For once I agree with you.

Anyone who thinks 2 drunk stoners sitting on a couch is entertainment, god help them. It was slower moving than a turd race.

I can see them sitting on the couch one day with the brainwave:

Q. What are guys interested in?
A. I know, porn and beer. Let's see if pornbeer.com is available. Yikes, it is, let's get it and make a few shitty videos of us trying to pretend we're beavis and butthead, and the year is 2001. :1orglaugh

The similarities are uncanny:

Awww, my little fan turned up! Wondered how long it would take you.

Are you going to be in Vegas. I would love to have a beer with you because you really know what you are talking about and I value your opinions on everything.

LMK ASAP KTHXBYE

xoxoxox

No comment.

http://vimeo.com/7451589

http://vimeo.com/8079940

http://vimeo.com/8897041

http://vimeo.com/13411050

http://pornbeer.com/

Thanks for the bump and posting the other episodes. It's useful having a stalker. You saved me some work there, cheers buddy!

Which is your favourite? I think the Huster one is still the best.

Huster or do you mean Hustler?

I want some help making people pay more attention to my advertising - perhaps I should use some dead images or misspellings? Or perhaps the ever popular .info that no search engine gives 2 tosses about?

Call me.

What's your number?

I really need your help with domains. I really did buy thanksfortheinfos.info seriously for SERPS, not just for a stupid 2 buck joke.

PLEASE HELP ME, YOU SEEM BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111oneone

PS If all you have is a typo and an obvious gag domain to troll me about, you really need to do some more work. You are made of sterner stuff than this. Come on, man. Why not join in Markham's Campaign To Point Out I Rent My Flat?

PPS Thanks for the bump!

PPPS Are you coming to Vegas?

Email me your number and I'll give you a call, my brother lives just around the corner from you too, he's in Brighton.

WOW! Really? Your brother lives here? That is WAY COOL DUDE!

07791 47 33 94

I'm recording this afternoon, so might not be able to pick up. Just leave a message calling me names and I'll get back to you when I have stopped wrestling with Logic.

Address?

Sorry DJ, but that shit just caught me off guard first thing in the morning. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Do not mock Damian for being fat, camp, and boring.

He just sent me £30 via pal pal so I could buy a Big Track.

cool great site for allruth and simonscans this great!!!!!

Don't knock him. He's just trying something different. Trying to tap into the drunk yobbish surfer crowd.

Well done Damian, keep up the magnificent work. :1orglaugh

Come on what could be less likely to convert porns surfers. A lovely girl reading out a sensible review. No never going to work as well as two drunken plump guys on a second hand sofa. That concept has to be a winner. LOL

Time for a new episode.
:thumbsup

Are you stalking him? :1orglaugh

Anyone ever not sure of the definition of irony may use the above post.

rofl... don't kid yourself... that site blows yours away you clown

beer porn! ... beer porn! the introduction is pretty catchy - after that I'm sure there isn't a soul in the world that can stand more than 30 seconds listening to you and your beastly friend

I don't have a link to your site in my signature. :thumbsup

here's an example of how the "couch news" should be properly done

http://www.adultmarketing.co.uk <---There you are, feel free to use that one.

I will pay you $5 a month. Save you having to beg here for money for glasses again.

Stalking is looking up where people live in whois, then entering that on Google Maps, then posting links to that on message boards. Like you did.

I am merely mocking you for saying what you sell isn't good enough. Which you said.

HTH to clarify things.

It is indeed....
:pimp

It went on for too long and rambled on a bit too much for me. But you can see being sober, intelligent and having some talent to be funny is a definite advantage over Damian and Gary. The editing was way in advance of Porn Beer's as well. Cutting into pics of the site and content might be a good tip Damian. :thumbsup

I never posted the links to Google or Whois Damian. You posted the links. Get it right Damian.

I can never work out if Damian is a failure or not.

He clearly lives in a dump, that I thought was his or he was paying a mortgage on until someone told me he just rented it. The interior doesn't look like he earns a lot.

His marketing skills are clear to see. He does a bad job at marketing his self. Which would appear to be essential if you're trade is marketing.

Never heard a company state they use him for marketing either.

Yet he's flying to Vegas, so is he paying for the trip or someone else and if so who?

And he did buy me dinner once. So maybe he was after my business. Or just a kind heart looking to feed a poor soul. :1orglaugh

Mind you I do remember it as, we all threw money into the middle to pay for the dinner individually.

Lol. Did you not know until know it was a unashamed rip off of diggnation?

Brilliant. That was the cat reference in the episode, you funny little thing.

And do you not know that Kevin and Alex get utterly shit faced drunk every week? That's the POINT, bless you. They get drunk and talk about tech.

Yes you did, on another forum.

Bless your memory!

Sorry, just got to do some work on a thing for Playboy UK who I used to work for many years ago and who asked me back as a consultant, before starting the email plan for EasyDate and then finally before I go out I need to do the email newsletter for 3wayscash.com, who have been a client for 3 years.

Three of my clients!

You asked me if you could come. Why would Playboy do business with you?

No, it went on the Playboy expense account.

It was about 6 years ago when I first got in the industry before I knew everyone avoids you at trade shows. I know better now.

Thanks for the bumps though.

You might like the article I quote on my adult marketing site about haters.

Somebody pass me a beer and a joint!

I like what pornbeer is doing, the concept is great.

Personally, I wouldn't watch it myself, but there are lot's of lonely people out there that will I'm sure.

Cheers Damian!

England is a dump in itself. Dont matter if he owns anything there or rents.
It's still a shithole, and he's a boring loser.

The concept is great, because they stole it from someone else.

The difference is that diggnation guys are funny, original and a pleasure to look at, whilst Damian and his neanderthal-looking friend are boring dullards who cant put two words together.

Thanks man, clearly we ripped off diggnation, but added porn and ref links!

:)

Nice to get a compliment from a guy like you.

See you in Vegas.

You are such a gaylord bumder.

you crack me up every time