My Mother-in-Law is coming to live with us for 3 months
 

In about a month my mom in law will be coming to live with us for 3 months.

1. how will I keep my work away from her eyes and ears?
2. is it REALLY all that bad to start drinking in the morning?

1) good luck with hiding it...
2) depends on what kinda person she is - if you have a good relationship with her and she isnt crazy then things should be fine :P

1. password protect your computer - Do the log off switch user thing -

2. lol

God help you!

Thanks, my problems don't seem so bad now!

Ya bro... mine came for a few weeks and stayed for 4 years. I finally left when she tried to have a conversation with me while I was taking a shit. I am sure my wife and her mother are very happy in my home now.

OH, but I shit in peace now... most of the time.

Just protect your files with password or get a private room for work only and no one will get inside of that small room. I am doing it that way.

1. divine intervention is needed
2. might as well start now. :)

Good luck, drinking in the morning is now ok. My mother-in-law came to help us with our newborn 6 years ago. That was supposed to be for only 6 months. She and her husband never left.

there was a thread about mothers/daughters you may want to check into

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=996794

Your first mistake was to have a mother-in-law = second was to agree to let her stay.

If you want to avoid her from staying beyond the agreed time - then leave as much porn open on your screen and conversation as possible. Eventually she'll leave the house vowing never to return or talk to you.

Seems like this could work to your benefit

:1orglaugh that's actually good advice. I may have started off by looking at this all the wrong way

Sounds like the perfect solution with children around.

mine is coming for a month

good lord man, sorry to hear it.. now I'm seriously nervous! lol

spiked coffee.

Yeah I have a separate office that's pretty big, problem is it's right off the living room so phone convos and skypes and such can be heard. Plus I've been in the habit of working from my laptop out in the backyard sometimes.. that will have to end.

Don't worry unless:

1. She's religious
2. Traditional
3. www.blogcatalog.com/blogs/mother-in-law-hell#

I thought only women get to complain about the dudes mom's who constantly get involved in their son's life and the girl's mom always is amazing and helps out lol

Nothing was said about children being around - just the mother-in-law coming over.
Obviously this was a joke and certainly not to be done if children were around - i have two of my own and never have anything on my screen that can be viewed by them.

You need to put extra lockers on door :D

Convert that old bat into content and start a paysite! :1orglaugh

oh God damn I did NOT need that image in my head :1orglaugh

LMAO. WE FOUND A NICHE!!!
exmotherinlaws.com

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hiding the work might be the toughest part. Do you have your own private office room?

D'oh, have fun with that one.

seduce her when the wife is shopping.

Mine lived with us for 6 mnths. We even let her have the basement apartment. It was completely horrible. Always expect to be outnumbered in every little disagreement that you have with your wife.

I did get along with her mom before she moved in, but our relationship isn't very good anymore.

One tip: If she doesn't give you privacy, just "accidentally" walk around naked. Seriously, show her your junk! She'll be gone in no time.

you are fucked, better start looking into renting an office somewhere...

always have a video from http://tour.motherdaughterfuck.com ready to blast full volume if she ever walks in on you while you are working.

Tell your wife you're gonna talk to your mother in law about your business to make sure you get all the privacy you need to work. If your wife don't like the idea tell her to fuck off and send the old witch away

Good luck with this one! Will be interesting to see how it turns out;)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fortunately I won't have to whip out the 'ol twig 'n berries in front of her, she's coming from Denmark so any longer than 3 months would require a visa which she doesn't have.

Take her out to dinner somewhere nice.

The next day show her your work and say this is what paid for your dinner and if you don't like it stay out of my office.

Hehe, :thumbsup

My mother in law and Father in law live with me 48 weeks of the year. Built in Baby sitter, chef, maid and lawn people. All I have to do is pay for everything.

:) actually works out quite well.

2 words - booby traps

Mine tends to come and stay for a month at a time a couple times a year. This time, I handled it by flying to the States to visit my own family.

thats pretty scary. at least its a sure thing that she can't stay.

Time to dust off the spy cams!

If you hide the liquor in a coffee cup, who will know the difference?

I advise you to RUN!!!

Locked office door, password protect the comp and you are a man and pay your bills on time, if you want a beer in the morning you can god damn have a beer in the morning!

Funny how the thread title sounds, just like a sentence.

1.) mission impossible
2.) I don't drink, dunno

@ Randy West
momma s boy :1orglaugh

We're in the same town, you should let me crash at your place for awhile :upsidedow

yeeeeeah that's what I'm talkin' about!
both you and Ross know what's up

you poor bastard

My first Mother in Law was mad and never left her room. So didn't see much of her.

My second Mother in Law lived in New York and never met her.

My third Mother in Law is great. We have so much in common. Like our age. :1orglaugh

She knows what we do and knew when I first met Eva what I did. She has been to live with us when Eva was home from the hospital a couple of years ago. I swear I put on a kilo a day with her cooking. :thumbsup

The only problem I would of had with family knowing what I did was my Father. He would of gone ballistic. My Mother worked it out and kept it from him.

My advice is to put a lock on the office door and make sure the computer is password protected. Tell her you need perfect solitude to work and concentrate.