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Blackamooka 11-06-2010 01:51 PM

Who here bow hunts?
 
I'm wanting to go bow hunting and looking for tips and advice. Also if you know any good resources to check out (online or otherwise), please let me know. I live in the Rockies, so will most likely be hunting deer or elk.

Amputate Your Head 11-06-2010 01:58 PM

i only hunt humans, does that count?

CyberHustler 11-06-2010 02:00 PM

I hunt with a bar of soap in a sock...

Edit, I've also hunted with a wire hanger, true story.

Blackamooka 11-06-2010 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17678136)
i only hunt humans, does that count?

I'm trying to learn about something I don't already know, but thanks.

amateurbfs 11-06-2010 02:03 PM

Go to an archery shop and shoot, find something you like and can afford. I still use the first bow I got, nothing special, my dad picked up this Matthews a couple years ago the thing is like a rocket launcher compared to mine.. some crazy technology and a lot of unnecessary bells and whistles as well and practice all the fucking time.

papill0n 11-06-2010 02:06 PM

what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

Amputate Your Head 11-06-2010 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17678160)
what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

the Road Warrior in your avatar was a hunter.

Blackamooka 11-06-2010 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17678160)
what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

You wouldn't be alive today if the "pussies" you call ancestors didn't know how to hunt.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 11-06-2010 02:29 PM

Best bet is getting down to your local shop and hooking up with a local archery club who can step you through things.I've hunted with a bow, i can shoot well enough, I still don't know jack shit about it. I'd rather use a rifle still.

Quagmire 11-06-2010 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17678160)
what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

You're such a fucking retard that I am shocked that you're able to string more than three words together without foaming at the mouth and going in to convulsions.

I have a horse farm with many expensive horses on it. I hunt the coyotes and random wolves that pester my livestock. Come over and hang out with the coyotes. I will gladly put a bolt between your eyes.

fatfoo 11-06-2010 02:40 PM

Hunt animals with bow and arrow. Make sure the arrowhead is heavy and sharp. Otherwise, it will not pierce skin and bone.

papill0n 11-06-2010 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 17678220)
You're such a fucking retard that I am shocked that you're able to string more than three words together without foaming at the mouth and going in to convulsions.

I have a horse farm with many expensive horses on it. I hunt the coyotes and random wolves that pester my livestock. Come over and hang out with the coyotes. I will gladly put a bolt between your eyes.

if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night :321GFY

Amputate Your Head 11-06-2010 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17678225)
if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night :321GFY

the point is, we as humans rely on hunting to survive.

to deny that is to deny your very existence.

Randy West 11-06-2010 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17678225)
if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night :321GFY

Coyotes, much like yourself, will eventually find their ways into places where they are not wanted and must be dealt with accordingly. (ie: a horse barn, a website called GFY, etc...).

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Quagmire 11-06-2010 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17678225)
if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night :321GFY

So I take it you're a vegan then? The lack of protein would explain the complete lack of higher mental function.

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LeRoy 11-06-2010 02:52 PM

Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore.

All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles.

TeenCat 11-06-2010 02:53 PM

i blow blunts

Quagmire 11-06-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17678242)
Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore.

All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles.

Gasp! You mean you killed it AND dressed it? That is something that should be left to the professionals behind the deli counter and at the processing plants!

Hunting is just absolutely awful!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2EzEBbtDGm...k+Tutu+Bow.jpg

topsiteking 11-07-2010 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackamooka (Post 17678123)
I'm wanting to go bow hunting and looking for tips and advice. Also if you know any good resources to check out (online or otherwise), please let me know. I live in the Rockies, so will most likely be hunting deer or elk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 17678152)
Go to an archery shop and shoot, find something you like and can afford. I still use the first bow I got, nothing special, my dad picked up this Matthews a couple years ago the thing is like a rocket launcher compared to mine.. some crazy technology and a lot of unnecessary bells and whistles as well and practice all the fucking time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 17678220)
You're such a fucking retard that I am shocked that you're able to string more than three words together without foaming at the mouth and going in to convulsions.

I have a horse farm with many expensive horses on it. I hunt the coyotes and random wolves that pester my livestock. Come over and hang out with the coyotes. I will gladly put a bolt between your eyes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 17678242)
Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore.

All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles.


Everyone above has a small cock.

...This is all.

Quagmire 11-07-2010 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by topsiteking (Post 17679025)
Everyone above has a small cock.

...This is all.

For protecting my livestock?

Nothing would make me happier than to hear someone broke in to your house and gang raped your family. The cutting out of tongues or dismemberment would just be icing on the cake, but not a deal-breaker. :thumbsup

theking 11-07-2010 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blackamooka (Post 17678123)
I'm wanting to go bow hunting and looking for tips and advice. Also if you know any good resources to check out (online or otherwise), please let me know. I live in the Rockies, so will most likely be hunting deer or elk.

I have done some bow hunting...but I gave up hunting by any method some years ago. I grew tired of killing defenseless animals and now prefer to see them alive in their natural habitats. I go into the wilderness frequently and at times spend a week or two camping out. I do go armed and it has proven to be a good thing that I do...but thus far I have not had to kill a predator...a couple of warning shots with my .357 mag has scared them away.


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