Obama To Make Reassuring Eye Contact With Every American
 

ROCKLAND, ME?In an attempt to convince an anxious populace that his legislative agenda is working and that everything is going to be all right, President Barack Obama embarked on a 50-state, 30,000-town tour Monday during which he plans to gaze assuredly into the eyes of each American citizen, one at a time.

"I know a lot of people out there are nervous. They're worried about unemployment, the oil spill in the Gulf, and whether or not I am making the right choices in Washington," Obama said during a rally at Rockland District High School. "To those Americans, I offer you this inspiring, confident gaze."

The full story. It is about time someone did.

Yeah and that would not cost us a thing would it.

And then we'd all look like this:

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-conten...amned-kids.jpg

LMAO


I think he should stay in washington and not go vacation till something positive gets done with the new congress

Does the new Congress start immediately or does it start in Jan? And I don't quite see this as a vacation, seems like it would be quite a bit of traveling/work.

January and you are correct. It would be work:

"This is a way for the president to get out of the Washington bubble and really reconnect with the American people," Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said during a Tuesday briefing. "To be honest, I was a little hesitant about the idea at first, but then the president called me into his office, sat me down, told me to take off my glasses, and looked at me with the most reassuring expression I have ever seen. At that point I was sold."

How about if he goes on vacation until..................................

2050?

i hope y'all are all joking.

The onion = classic!

Way to go. :(

Hey Bag dog - I bet you're from Bakersfield right?

About what?

You do not pay very close attention . . . but I guess we already figured that out.

You claim the beach but you aint no beach dude - you may live near the ocean now.. but c'mon.. come clean...Where you from... San Bernardino? Barstow?

I was born closer to the bay/ocean than I live now. :2 cents:

I think it's spending money on getting people to listen to his speeches, which he's very good at, I think it would be best for him to get some shit done with the new congress first, then have something to talk about to the common folk.

And yes, it's in January, this is the end of 4 years that the house and senate have had democrat control

I was born in the Valley, but lived in Marina Del Rey for a while

I can throw a rock from the front of the hospital I was born in and probably hit water. I know I could get a golf ball to make it.

My hospital doesn't stand anymore
When I lived in Marina Del Rey, I was a block and a half from the sand on Anchorage, address was 123 Anchorage. Great party house!!

Mine no longer stands either. Historical site now.

I lived on Catamaran and Pacific for 4 years in MDR - funny how life is...