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  • fris
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    • Aug 2002
    • 55693
    #1

    A penis has a sad life

    A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him.

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    • bloggerz
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      • Dec 2006
      • 16255
      #2
      good one lol
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        • thickcash_amo
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          • Sep 2009
          • 3847
          #3
          hahaha funny, but I don't think he is complaining much!

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            • michael.kickass
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              • Mar 2009
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              #4
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                • daniel_webcams
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                  • Nov 2008
                  • 2491
                  #5
                  nice one ...
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                    • ottopottomouse
                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 13177
                      #6
                      He throws up quite often too.
                      ↑ see post ↑
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                        • Mutt
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 34431
                          #7
                          ha, you got that from The Reader's Digest, my grandmother had that taped to her refrigerator.
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                            • DiF0r
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                              • Apr 2007
                              • 1516
                              #8
                              loool funny one
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                                • raven1083
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                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 7687
                                  #9
                                  nice one
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                                    • BFT3K
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                                      • Dec 2005
                                      • 10764
                                      #10

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                                        • candyflip
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                                          • Jul 2002
                                          • 43069
                                          #11
                                          I think that might have actually been the first dirty joke I ever told.

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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 47882
                                              #12
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                                                • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 5449
                                                  #13
                                                  too funny
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                                                    • u-Bob
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                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                      • 33063
                                                      #14
                                                      hehe

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                                                        • Chosen
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                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                          • 63151
                                                          #15
                                                          Old but still good one

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                                                            • Houdini
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                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 1651
                                                              #16
                                                              And he has to do pushups in the dark until he throws up. Think I heard this one about 20 years ago in Jr. High lol.

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                                                                • Si
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                                                                  • Feb 2008
                                                                  • 13900
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Oldie but gets me everytime

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                                                                    • 2MuchMark
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                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 50991
                                                                      #18

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                                                                        • anexsia
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                                                                          • May 2010
                                                                          • 5735
                                                                          #19
                                                                          but atleast he doesn't bleed all over the place once a month.

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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 94741
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                              ...

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                                                                                • fatfoo
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 27763
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by anexsia
                                                                                  but atleast he doesn't bleed all over the place once a month.
                                                                                  Unless the penis got STDs and becomes bloody.
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                                                                                    • Paul Markham
                                                                                      Too old to care
                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                      • 52942
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I did the illustrations for that joke. It was meant to be part of the Bayer Tapestry. LOL



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                                                                                        • atom
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                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 2740
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                          I think that might have actually been the first dirty joke I ever told.
                                                                                          Exactly what I as thinking. What's great is I still laughed when I read it.
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                                                                                            • C H R I S
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                                                                                              • Nov 2005
                                                                                              • 10842
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Oldy but goody.
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                                                                                                • JayDeeZee
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                  • 3595
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  LOL - that's a good one.

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                                                                                                    • SomeCreep
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                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                      • 26118
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by fris
                                                                                                      A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him.


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                                                                                                        • anexsia
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                                                                                                          • May 2010
                                                                                                          • 5735
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by fatfoo
                                                                                                          Unless the penis got STDs and becomes bloody.
                                                                                                          lol very true fatfoo

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                                                                                                            • _Richard_
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                                              • 30991
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              haha good one

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                                                                                                                • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                  Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                  • 40077
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

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                                                                                                                    • SpongeBub
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                                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                                      • 470
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                                                      In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.
                                                                                                                      That may have been the first joke I ever told.

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                                                                                                                        • PornstarXS
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                                                                                                                          • May 2007
                                                                                                                          • 358
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash
                                                                                                                          In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.
                                                                                                                          Sometimes a dick smells and runs as well. Does that mean we are built from the center out or we should be watching where we stick our dicks into.
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                                                                                                                            • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                                                                              Now with more Jayne
                                                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                              • 40077
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SpongeBub
                                                                                                                              That may have been the first joke I ever told.
                                                                                                                              It is the first one my grandfather told me and I thought he created it. Then, I heard it in the lockers section of You Can't Do That On Television and it was like somebody had told me about Santa and the Easter Bunny all at once.

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                                                                                                                                • nico-t
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 29903
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  first joke that i can remember hearing as a kid:

                                                                                                                                  when is it ok to spit a turkish woman in the face? when her mustache is on fire.

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