Go collect your welfare check!!!
 

A guy from Cape Breton walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi....You know.....I just HATE drawing welfare....I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."

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bwahhahahaha

Haha nice one.

Lol good one

hahahaha :)

btw- nice sig chris

Classic. Always too good to be true.

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Good one :thumbsup

i can't wait !

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LOL!!!! nice

lulz unexpected :p

Hahah.. that was a good one.

pretty good

That was good. Laughing!!

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If it sounds too good to be true..

Lol! That's a good one!

Thanx for the funny

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Made me laugh....

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needed that one.. great joke!

Great one.

lol :1orglaugh

Hehe, good one.

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lol :1orglaugh

That was good :)

Haha :thumbsup

Lmfao!

:)

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