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Overload 10-22-2010 09:58 AM

this fish makes piranhas look like pussies
 


http://www.bravedigger.net/goliath.jpg

lol, i guess swimming in river congo is NO GOOD IDEA :1orglaugh

candyflip 10-22-2010 10:03 AM

He got into a tub filled with Piranha on one of the shows and that really changed my view of them.

But I still wouldn't get in myself.

beerptrol 10-22-2010 10:07 AM

break out the lemon juice and butter

XX_RydeR 10-22-2010 10:41 AM

Great White of the Congo.

Xbiz_Lyla 10-22-2010 10:58 AM

that is one big fish

brassmonkey 10-22-2010 11:05 AM

damn has nice sharp teeth

_Richard_ 10-22-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17632038)


http://www.bravedigger.net/goliath.jpg

lol, i guess swimming in river congo is NO GOOD IDEA :1orglaugh

pfft i say.

ever heard of this little monster?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ndiru_Pic1.jpg

attracted to ammonia.. don't piss in the amazon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

OY 10-22-2010 11:09 AM

I saw the documentary on when he caught that one - took him WEEKS to catch it. Amazing fish, really scary, and truly the great piranha.

After it was caught he wanted to put it back into the river again but it did not make it - which was great for the village who then had a feast :-)

CyberHustler 10-22-2010 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17632060)
break out the lemon juice and butter

:2 cents:

Phooq 10-22-2010 11:38 AM

Have you ever saw Dr Fish ?

You voluntarily put your hands or feet into a tank full of them and they immediately come over and start nibbling away all your dry skin.

A few businesses have opened in the UK if anyone wants to try it out.
Check out Dr SpaFish and no before you ask I don't do sales for Dr Fish :1orglaugh

seeandsee 10-22-2010 11:41 AM

that is one scary fish!

jesse_adultdatingdollars 10-22-2010 12:52 PM

bad ass fish no doubt

lazycash 10-22-2010 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17632053)
He got into a tub filled with Piranha on one of the shows and that really changed my view of them.

But I still wouldn't get in myself.

Yeah I saw that, but I guarantee you he wouldn't get into a tub filled with tigerfish, they are aggressive as hell with an incredible bite.

facialfreak 10-22-2010 04:09 PM

Piranhas are pussies ...

They eat once every 10-14 days, and are agressive while hungry, but I used to own 4 eight inch piranahs (affectionately names INKY, BINKY, PINKY, and CLYDE) ... and I used to put my hand in the tank, and they would swim up to investigate, and I would actually rub their sides ... they were quite fond of this!

My putting my hand in the tank was actually a way of gauging how hungry they were ...
The 4 of them ate 2 dozen feeder goldfish every 10-14 days ... Because feedings made such a mess, you want to wait until they are good and hungry, so they actually eat the fish, and not just play with them and dirty the tank ..

By placing my hand in the water (and 'petting' them!) I would know if they were getting hungry or not. If they made no attempts to nip me, then I knew they were not at all hungry, as they began to get hungry, they get a bit more agressive, and would just lightly nip at the sides of my fingers ...

But as the nips start to actually leave marks grabbing my flesh, I knew that they were only a few days away from a feeding ... and I would not stick my hand back in the tank until 12 hours after they had fed.

You could also see their aggression increase in their swimming patterns too, but my interaction with them with sticking my hand in the tank, was the best method to gauge their hunger.

I bought those fish at 5 weeks old, and they were smaller than a dime, with no visable red markings at all ... and raised them for 3+ years .... I eventually moved into a new apartment with a girlfriend, and it was not possible for me to keep them, so I sold them to the same pet store I had bought them from 3½ years earlier.

I paid $5.99 each for them, and sold them back for $120.00 each! not a bad ROI considering the companionship I got from them also ...

$5 submissions 10-22-2010 04:13 PM

Those teeth are scary as hell.

Jason Voorhees 10-22-2010 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 17633126)
Piranhas are pussies ...

They eat once every 10-14 days, and are agressive while hungry, but I used to own 4 eight inch piranahs (affectionately names INKY, BINKY, PINKY, and CLYDE) ... and I used to put my hand in the tank, and they would swim up to investigate, and I would actually rub their sides ... they were quite fond of this!

My putting my hand in the tank was actually a way of gauging how hungry they were ...
The 4 of them ate 2 dozen feeder goldfish every 10-14 days ... Because feedings made such a mess, you want to wait until they are good and hungry, so they actually eat the fish, and not just play with them and dirty the tank ..

By placing my hand in the water (and 'petting' them!) I would know if they were getting hungry or not. If they made no attempts to nip me, then I knew they were not at all hungry, as they began to get hungry, they get a bit more agressive, and would just lightly nip at the sides of my fingers ...

But as the nips start to actually leave marks grabbing my flesh, I knew that they were only a few days away from a feeding ... and I would not stick my hand back in the tank until 12 hours after they had fed.

You could also see their aggression increase in their swimming patterns too, but my interaction with them with sticking my hand in the tank, was the best method to gauge their hunger.

I bought those fish at 5 weeks old, and they were smaller than a dime, with no visable red markings at all ... and raised them for 3+ years .... I eventually moved into a new apartment with a girlfriend, and it was not possible for me to keep them, so I sold them to the same pet store I had bought them from 3½ years earlier.

I paid $5.99 each for them, and sold them back for $120.00 each! not a bad ROI considering the companionship I got from them also ...

Awesome story, a local bar in my area is named after Pirahna's and they have a huge tank behind the bar with about 6 of them in it. You can pay $1 to watch the bartender feed them, they probably get fed so much they are never agressive, as I paid once and I actually got bored waiting for them to eat it, and 5 hours later I noticed the fish was gone, so one of them sooner or later ate it.

brassmonkey 10-22-2010 05:01 PM

i want to swim in the river where they caught that!

Calico Jack 10-22-2010 05:19 PM

Pass the tartare sauce!

ArsewithClass 10-22-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 17633130)
Those teeth are scary as hell.

Exactly what I thought. It looks prehistoric. Sharks have teeth, but nothing on that mother :2 cents:

BIGTYMER 10-22-2010 07:11 PM

Pacus are still meaner.

Spunky 10-22-2010 07:16 PM

Damn,quite the set of teeth on that

wild johnny 10-22-2010 07:19 PM

Yea, I guess noodling is not so popular down there..

That thing looks brutal..

John-ACWM 10-23-2010 08:59 AM

Looking fierce alright. And damn big.

gmr324 10-23-2010 09:28 AM

Damn that's one mouthful of teeth

sortie 10-23-2010 09:32 AM

I only hunt that fish with a rifle.

Scott McD 10-23-2010 10:13 AM

Holy shit that's one scary fishy !!!

kostas 10-23-2010 10:46 AM

How can someone cook it up?

Cyber Fucker 10-23-2010 10:50 AM

Must be very tasty I think.

cosis 10-23-2010 10:56 AM

piranhas attack in packs, this fish wouldn't have a chance

beerptrol 10-23-2010 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kostas (Post 17634794)
How can someone cook it up?

I'd fillet it and then grill it up

Overload 10-23-2010 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosis (Post 17634814)
piranhas attack in packs, this fish wouldn't have a chance

100 lil bites cant compete with a SINGLE bite of this monster! :2 cents:

jackknoff 10-23-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17635689)
100 lil bites cant compete with a SINGLE bite of this monster! :2 cents:

No way, piranha would win. The can eat a cow down to the bone in seconds...


Jack

Chosen 10-23-2010 08:46 PM

I'm surprised no one asked yet why is fish smells like pussy? :1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 10-23-2010 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 17633494)
Pacus are still meaner.

I have pacus! Well, now I only have one, but we used to have two. Not sure what happened but one day one of them had his face smashed in.

The one we have left is probably about a year old now. Not sure how big he is, at least 6". People always think he's a Piranha. Very nice red markings. He's a handsome boy but still a bit of an asshole.

Along with the pacu we've got 2 dinosaur eels, an african leaf fish, a few different kinds of danios, a few gouramis, and a tiger pleco.

I had an apple snail for a while, he was pretty awesome, loved feeding him lettuce. One day, after having him for months the Pacu set his sights on him and that was it. :( I was so bummed. I try not to get too attached to anything in the tank since you never know, but I really dug him. I want to get another one but am on the fence about it, would break my heart if he killed again.

cosis 10-23-2010 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 17635689)
100 lil bites cant compete with a SINGLE bite of this monster! :2 cents:

By the time it eats 1 piranha the rest of him will be chopped to bits


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