to all the hiphop heads i need your critique on my artists
 

Ok
I am trying to get these guys signed with a major label and start up my own independant label called g-force records. They are called Tippin' Mac (Jonesy Mac and Tippy Mac) Please go to their site and download their songs and tell me what you think. I really really think they are hot! They write and produce all their material. Download "limelight" first that is tight and then "Weekend"

the site is www.jonesymac.com let me know please what you think, thanks.

Found some good tracks on your site. Like cornbread fedd :thumbsup

Their site sucks dick!!!

So how much would you charge to redesign my site for me?

well, it isnt just the site. the music was ass. just my opinion though :)

Isn't it time to get back to the assembly line, bitch?

i know you didnt call me a bitch lethal. Anytime you wanna go toe to toe for real hit me up and we'll do this. :321GFY

Ah... now I see why you work in a factory! Don't worry, poor reading comprehension or illiteracy is actually quite common amongst the less educated adult population. Just to help you out, yes, I did call you a "bitch," and in your other thread I called you a "lazy faggot cocksucker," or words to that effect. Go back to school, work hard, and you might graduate to cleaning toilets yet!

I just love keyboard warriors. :1orglaugh

Where are they from?

Hey lethal you talk pretty hard on the computer, to bad your still a pussy. You sit behind a computer and you cum in your pants starting fights with people you don't even know. You throw curses at me then you start talking like your a teacher. You ain't nothin but a fuckin loser. Now let me go back to fucking your mom in her ass and then bustin my nut on her face. She looks soooo good with my cum drippin down her face. Oh and your mom told me that your an outkast in highschool because you have bad acne and you got caught jerkin off in the bathroom. See ya little boy:321GFY

You guys totally should have done this in Vegas

That site was so stupid lookin I didnt bother downloadin the songs.

Is that the best you can do?

With a staggering display of wit like that I can actually see why you're a factory bitch.

really do you think that the artists really care about the internet? Hmm you think they are more interested in making their music, maybe? Thats just an idea i have i could be wrong though.

Wanna answer my question dood?

lethal its obvious your a bitch because you totally ignored my comment for calling you out. Shit one shot to your jaw and you'll have plenty of time to stroke your little peter. But with a wired jaw it will be hard for you to suck your bf's dick. We'll Im done with you coward its obvious your a fuckin asshole anyone who looks at your first post can see that.

Shhh we don't want to overtax the factory bitch... he's got a full day of slaving on the assembly line tomorrow.

Factory bitch Factory bitch Factory bitch

my bad pornwolf they are from texas 915

Where is 915 in Texas?

real smooth lethal posting factory bitch 3 times in a row. Do you also say nanana boo boo and stick your tongue out? You sound like your 5 grow up

It'll be a cold day in hell when some manual labourer calls me out.

If we actually lived in the same city or even the same country, then yes, I would not be averse to some ruckus, but since we do not, then your threats are ludicrous. Go back to the assembly line and leave the thinking to your betters. You are pathetic.

its the area code i have no idea i havent asked them yet

You don't know where they live exactly?

lethal you must be an awesome multitasker your psoting in here every minute, most likely jerkin off, and still making money hmmm? Dude you would never compare to me you wish you were on my level. The only level your on is the ground, on your knees blowin dicks You aint nothin but a dick ridin faggot:321GFY

915 is the el paso area

I just found the group and they agreed for me to manage them, they are sending me background information soon. Pornwolf why so many questions do you like their music?

OK thanks for clearing that up for me. Perhaps one day I can be as 7337 as you.

BTW, while I sit here talking shit, I'm actually making money (gasp!)... are you?

:1orglaugh

i know you are your on your knees makin money

Actually, no. But let's say I did...

Just for kicks, let's say I was an A&R guy in a big city like New York. Or even better, let's say I was a production company owner that had a few hits under his company's belt.

Let's say I liked your group and decided, 'hey, I think I want to sign these kids but I don't want some up and coming guy that wants to start a label hanging on and dippin into the money.' So with this in mind I call the number DIRECTLY to the guys which is plainly listed...
915-889-2611
E-MAIL: [email protected]

...and said, I like your stuff, I want to sign you, I hope you aren't signed or anything (which is a common thing that's asked I hear). What do you think your guys would say?

You don't have to answer that.

What I'm trying to say is watch your back. You don't have any papers signed and words aren't gonna hold up in court. Don't start talking about a group until the ink is dry.

Oh, and find them another producer.

I was hoping to actually get some decent flaming going on but you're not giving me anything to work with here.

The facts are these: I'm not the one who comes to this board, starts a thread about how they make no money out of porn (on a webmaster board!), that they work in a factory for minimum wage, that they'd love to quit and work in internet porn but they're just too fucking stupid, brags about how they've wasted their money on a couple of retarded purchases, shows their total ignorance of how traffic and the adult web work, then starts a new and even lamer thread about your unbelievably shitty website and some band no one's ever heard of. From Texas?

Try again son.

:1orglaugh

Son? It took you an hour to come up with that? Hey lethal if getting websites listed in the first page of yahoo under excellent keywords like pussy,tits,porn,sex is wrong? then fill me in with your " lethal wisdom" because it is surely killing me:1orglaugh How much money did you make tonight? $5.00? and your bandwidth charge is $5,000:1orglaugh better suck some more dick to pay your bandwidth charge faggot. As far as my artist you wouldn't know anything about hiphop anyway cause your a dick ridin redneck faggot. Shit if you even came within inches of a black man you'd shit your pants from fear you little bitch. Now while your down on your knees stay down and lick my shoes you little pussy:321GFY

Im off to bed i have a life unlike you, your always ridin some dudes dick. Now go back to your homosexaul heaven you run.:321GFY

Buddy, there's somthing about you that just screams "Fucking Idiot."

Firstly...
You are the lamest flamer I've ever seen. Making unfounded proclamations based on your assumption of what I am like achieves nothing and it's not even mildly amusing. If the best you can come up with are lame gay innuendos then you should go back to the school yard. The fact that you immediately resorted to pointless physical threats instead of intellectual sparring is just further proof os the fact that you're just not that bright.

Secondly...
Ms Googlebot has been quite good to me today, thanks for asking, marginally more than $5. :thumbsup

Thirdly...
Targetting major keywords is NOT the best strategy for longevity or maximum ROI for SE traffic, you dumb fucking newbie. 3000 gallery recips from shitty pages that no one links to anymore isn't going to do shit for SEO either.

Fourthly...
I listen to hiphop every day.

And lastly...
Now that I think about it, I do think you are genuinely retarded, or you should have at least stayed at school longer. Honestly, if you really wanted to quit your job, you'd be working feverishly right now, not letting me steal your time like this with petty back-and-forthings. This leads me to believe that you're just another wannabe newbie shit talker.

Fuck off back to the factory... I think your boss is calling.

That shitty ass website isn't going to help them look good....they need a criminal record not a lame ass site..

Listened to the first 3 lines of Cornbread Fedd, and no offence but he sucks..

wow that site blows

Umm... Are they seriously trying to sell that music? :\

It's good, but they are just a little behind the beat... Either it's a production issue or they are just not quite on point... It's hard to bob my head when they don't hit it on time -- every time.... I like the way they switch it up in that limelight song... it sounds a little rushed tho... I think it's the beat is too fast...

he sounds hurried in the limelight song tho... like he's strugging to keep up... i'd do it again w/ the beat just a little slower... i'd get the beat in key -- you know? the beat sounds off key -- but what do I know... maybe that's MP3 fucking the frequency...

The website is fine -- pics of the dude are important man you look into somebody's eyes and that's all you need to know.

back off the wall is nice... you know their stuff doesn't feel like they feel what they are saying -- it sounds too rehearsed -- too read... when I hear rap I want to feel like I'm being talked to... not at... i think that's why freestyle has such appeal -- it sounds thoughtful -- it's real...

I still like it tho... gey ya back off da wall... wish the MP3's were higher quality.

UNO! I love it!

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it sounds ok..... my friend is much better this this bullshit!! and he freestayes!!... nothing read from paper shit!....

we want something that is not being read, fuck jay-z..... stells lyrics from anyone he can find!..:BangBang: :BangBang: :BangBang:

"Weekend" is their best song... That song is money in the bank...

UNO is my second favorite -- gets me moving -- but "Weekend" gets in your soul...

Droppin booty please like it's fresh off the grill
while I sit back and puff my kill... chill

What the fuck you doin tonight
i'm about to fall off a bridge with five or six chicks...

...

I love this shit... celebrate the bleak... the day-to-day of pimp... lost in disguised self-pity -- treading through a mentality sea of hoes, cash, and lost-sobriety... This song reminds me of Sapphire in Vegas... large, dark and empty -- pink, purple and glitter... drunk mobsters, declined CC's, and rehab hoes... yer slingin' the pain of solitude "Anybody want to ride with me?", and love...

Come and ride with me...
We can ride to the edge of the earth
I'll make sure no feelings get hurt...

very amateur

Can I post "weekend" on my site? I bet it would improve sales...

Site needs a a complete relift for sure. Music sync/vibe is off, the producer needs to lay the tracks down again with a different flavor, and every song I heard needs work on the levels, reverb, etc. It sounds like it was done on Radio Shack gear to be honest. You're better off going to a pro studio to record your demo songs. It'll sound like night and day if its done professionally and you'll have a better chance of going somewhere with it. Not crazy on the group's name either. Think some more on it. Needs a stronger edge.

I would not recommend shopping them at all until you get it worked out right.

I know a lot of well connected guys in the music biz. Give me a hollar when you have a ready to present product.

Don't laugh dude either just cause i'm a white guy in my 40's LOL. I've made my biggest $ from deals related to the music biz and have promoted and worked with groups that were total nobodys and got hooked up with the right industry people, had multi-platinum records and are now household names. :Graucho

"Weekend" man... Get it off Radio Shack! It's the stripclub song of the century...

if you designed that site then you better stay away from porn sites

Just wanna fill some people in on this. They threw up a site, a PERSONAL site they could give a fuckin shit if a porn webmaster likes it or not. The site was basically made to show to their friends. Do you think rappers are into computers? hmm They dont care about it at all they are concerned with their music period. They used a home studio thats why it sounds kinda distorted. They are livin the hard life don't have money for high end production. And as far as their music its tight as hell thats only 6 tracks of 3 cds they have. They don't read from paper they are real. If you listen to the song limelight that shit hits you hard right from the start. I agree he squeezes in one line "game tighter than pussy marinating in vinager" thats about it. They have talent and I'm sure the right A&R will see that. I played it to hundreds of people and they like them alot. As far as their name, thats what they want. Its their real name not some "commercialized" bullshit. I will continue to work hard helping them out. Thats a part of this biz some people will like it, some won't. I hear more that like so thats all that matters.

rappers are into computers if they are PRODUCING there own shit..it's called an old atari combined with software like cubase and shit.....PRODUCTION/ENGINNERING = computers