Why is european porn so weird?
 

it really does sound like this

No it doesn't :1orglaugh

European porn really does suck- a lot more than American porn sucks. Both suck. But have you ever hear Woodman go into his 'Sex' zone. It does sound just like that, for example.

You haven't saw the Japanese stuff, then...

A lot of stuff by private is shot on the beach. Everytime I turned on private spice I'd see people fucking at the beach. After I moved to the eu I begun to understand many europeans are obsessed with the sea as many countries are landlocked, hence the reason why there are so many beachside porn movies.

Lol haven't seen an abundance of porn flicks shot at McDonald's. Maybe it's just ahead of it's time :winkwink:

But European porn is weird. I can't get over their teeth. I find a few euro females are hot but all of them have clean and straight teeth :)

There are 27 countries in the EU only 5 and this includes Luxembourg are land locked..
so that theory is sort of out the window.

:thumbsup:thumbsup Except German porn. They prefer forest

I dont find it weird. Just european. Same as I find UK porn to be British, american por to be american and asian porn to be asain

...on the pussy.

Exactly. Different cultures, different tastes.

Personally, i find USA porn really, really, really boring..

hmm let's check at the map...
Czech,Slovakia,Hungary,Macedonia,Serbia,Austria,sw itzerland,Belarus -> landlocked.

rest, 20 countries, has access to sea/ocean :-)

Because Europeans are in touch with the surfers and know what they want. :2 cents:

Will anybody point out what's the difference between euro and american porn?
If a scene is shot inside, and if models are talking - will you be able to define if its euro or american?

i'm just wondering

nothing beats japanese porn regarding weirdness

yeah , but that "access" to the sea / ocean is pretty useless , when most european people think of see and fun , they think of places like spain , crete, or italy amongst a few, most eu countries are COLD all year round , summers are hit or miss,
:2 cents:

You are right, so I continue searching for an understanding why euro porno seems to always take place on the beach, at least on Private Spice :1orglaugh

They sure love DP...

british porn is kinda cool, love the accent, chicks are pretty hot too :1orglaugh :thumbsup

less fake ... anything in Euro porn

tiroler porn rules :)

To me the main difference is the look of the girls. American girls (although there are of course very petite exceptions) tend to be a lot like antibiotic boosted chickens -- super excess of nutrition has made sure their bones are huge even if they barely have any body fat. Usually their arms are big at the top and get smaller like a triangle. European, much like Asian, has a much much higher percentage of arms that are a straight line and are equally thick at the top as the bottom.

In the animal kingdom the proportion of male/female size generally indicates the level of monogamy in the secies. Pretty high in humans. I prefer to be at least 2x the size of my girlfriend though, and feel uncomfortable with these giant Amazonian chicks =) Watching them can be interesting though.

maybe they live like conservative way thats why

Seems like almost all American chicks are tattooed and pierced these days, I am not big on that, I prefer my fapping material to be more neutral and not interfere with my imagination filling in the details.

How about Canadian Porn... SWEET's Style ;-)

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tattoo
 

Totally agree.

Funny you mention the tattoo and piercing thing. I was just musing the other day that if all girls of a society / country collectively decided something horribly unattractive was COOL and went ahead and did it anyway, as much as it hurt their looks, guys wouldn't be able to really do a damn thing about it. Considering 99%+ of guys in any given country are not country-mobile, they are still going to eventually get desperate for poon as supply/demand doesn't change, and just have to compromise and go with a tattoo covered emo chicks. Yuck.

I stick with the Japanese big tit stuff, good shit.

LOL for the clip...
I don't see anything wrong with euro porn and euro currency :thumbsup

lol ... you suck :2 cents: the best CLASSIC (and CLASSY) porn movies came from france and italy back in the 90s :thumbsup

link? ...

That was so funny. If family guy jokes about it, then there is something too it.