Un god damned fucking believable
 

Fucking cab company couldn't get here on time and now I don't have enough beer

fuck man that is a disaster

Yeah
You're not fucking kidding



In the middle of nowhere you're nowhere then :error

Who are these people

Who knows, but they too are feeling it for you man :(

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

LOL, nothing like looking forward to a drink or two and then not making it to the store on time, or in my area if you forget it's Sunday and they stop selling at midnight instead of 2am..

since when the beer are necessary for live? :1orglaugh

go to a bar?

Aren't you the guy that talks up like you have a lot of game and girls begging to fuck you?

Yet you're at home alone on a Saturday night and upset that the taxi cab couldn't take you to get beer.

There are many things wrong with this. I do not even know where to begin.

no tv and no beer makes homer go crazy

Sounds like you needed this:

I did
And they gave me everclear for $6 a drink

also I angered some gay biker asshole but some guy I sold a computer to earlier was there and gave me a free ride back here

the gay biker sure was an asshole
my god it was like running into baddog

jesus fuck

Ain't no game I'm not after stupid sluts and I do NOT see women from this state PERIOD ain't a god damned one of them who can handle (mcucn less appreciate) a good ass slapping and none of them swallow

I mean they just fucking dont no matetr what they fucking say THEY DON'T

Alone on a saturday night ... hell yes I am you dumb fuck

God damn, you tell 'em Fred

Damned fucking drunken moron

Fuck me ...

I really have been a maniac lately .. sorry about that

Rejoice in the fact that you don't know.

I do that all of the time!! Some normal person will be going on and on about some celebrity and what color their piss was that day and whatever else and I get to just laugh at them. Because they care what color some pseudo human overly plastic celebrity was pissing some random day.

Don't you fuckers have Auto-Bottle, or something like it??