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Litzer 10-07-2010 11:55 AM

What exotic pet should I get?
 
Ive been thinking about getting a pet lately and I am interested in something exotic. Ive thought about getting a lynx - cat (like Zuzana has) , a bangle cat, flying squirrels, snakes, and a wallaroo.

Any better ideas? What should I get?


edit: I am currently in a condo.

Helix 10-07-2010 11:59 AM

you live in a condo....get a goldfish. Pets need room to roam.

_Richard_ 10-07-2010 12:01 PM



remember, to use mini-pig effectively, the user must be SINGLE to truly benefit from this pet

FG_Travis 10-07-2010 12:01 PM

Hamster...?

Litzer 10-07-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17584514)


remember, to use mini-pig effectively, the user must be SINGLE to truly benefit from this pet

Pretty cute. I'll have to research how big they actually get.

Cyber Fucker 10-07-2010 12:23 PM

Go with tiger.

Grapesoda 10-07-2010 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer (Post 17584466)
Ive been thinking about getting a pet lately and I am interested in something exotic. Ive thought about getting a lynx - cat (like Zuzana has) , a bangle cat, flying squirrels, snakes, and a wallaroo.

Any better ideas? What should I get?


edit: I am currently in a condo.

ebola????

mchacal 10-07-2010 12:25 PM

Get a snake and shot girls with the snake on them, that's sexy

Wizzo 10-07-2010 12:28 PM

Be like the celebs and get 3rd world baby... :winkwink:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...na_468x670.jpg

http://knoxleon.name/wp-content/uplo...122_1060lo.jpg

PornMD 10-07-2010 12:31 PM

Go with an untamed tiger so we don't get any more of these lame posts. :2 cents:

DBS.US 10-07-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer (Post 17584615)
Pretty cute. I'll have to research how big they actually get.


Save your money,
http://www.Mini-Pig-Farm.com

MovieMaster 10-07-2010 12:38 PM

Parrot....

pornguy 10-07-2010 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MovieMaster (Post 17584694)
Parrot....


Better think that one over real hard. they bite they shit where they want they are destructive and can scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt.

I have one.

OMG Jim 10-07-2010 12:52 PM

If your looking for something exotic that you can realistically keep in a condo then I think that a pair of ferrets might work. Probably the closest thing to a domesticated pet.

Worked with a guy that had a pair for a couple of years and they got along with his doberman too!

http://www.cmzoo.org/images/imgPhoto...otedFerret.jpg

You could even bring one to the Player's Ball :pimp

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...th_glasses.jpg

_

cwd 10-07-2010 12:52 PM

giant turtle...you never need to take him for a walk and nail a piece of wood to its back and it doubles as a table

MovieMaster 10-07-2010 12:54 PM

What kind ya got porn guy?

harvey 10-07-2010 12:57 PM

this one:

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content...big-barney.jpg

zentz 10-07-2010 12:58 PM

get a fat fucking pig, something that looks like Chris Mallick

Vendzilla 10-07-2010 01:01 PM

I've had some interesting creatures over the years, I had a military macaw that I got from a bar that closed down, it would say Here kitty kitty and if you offered it a cracker, it would tell you to fuck off.
I had 5 Red-bellied piranha, the tank was hard to keep clean and everyone showed up with animals to feed them just to watch.
Best pet so far has been a French Mastiff, but you can't have that unless you have a couple acres for them to run

DBS.US 10-07-2010 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17584720)
Better think that one over real hard. they bite they shit where they want they are destructive and can scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt.

I have one.

Yes, very very true,,,,,
They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt- :2 cents:

deanberkeley 10-07-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 17584817)
Yes, very very true,,,,,
They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-They scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt-scream so freaking loud your ears will hurt- :2 cents:

Still understated, even by the off chance you get one that doesn't scream, he is going to do something loud to annoy the shit out of you. I had an Amazon that I kept in a condo, couldn't keep it for long as it decided that to get attention it would just yell out "HELP!" it sounded like an old lady crying for attention.

While I could do my best to get around it, everyone that came over thought it was hilarious and encouraged it. It got louder and louder doing that until finally you could hear it in the parking garage and in the other buildings around me. I had to get rid of him before someone called the fire department thinking some old lady had fallen down.

Exotic pets are usually exotic for a reason, they are hard to keep. Get a regular cat, hell even a pure bred that looks exotic and you will be much happier for it.

My cat:
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._7575749_n.jpg

Litzer 10-07-2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 17584672)
Go with an untamed tiger so we don't get any more of these lame posts. :2 cents:

Guess I will start making posts about super mario and video games...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17584804)
I've had some interesting creatures over the years, I had a military macaw that I got from a bar that closed down, it would say Here kitty kitty and if you offered it a cracker, it would tell you to fuck off.
I had 5 Red-bellied piranha, the tank was hard to keep clean and everyone showed up with animals to feed them just to watch.
Best pet so far has been a French Mastiff, but you can't have that unless you have a couple acres for them to run

Can you buy piranhas in the US?

fatfoo 10-07-2010 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlmightyJim (Post 17584754)
If your looking for something exotic that you can realistically keep in a condo then I think that a pair of ferrets might work. Probably the closest thing to a domesticated pet.

Worked with a guy that had a pair for a couple of years and they got along with his doberman too!

http://www.cmzoo.org/images/imgPhoto...otedFerret.jpg

You could even bring one to the Player's Ball :pimp

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z...th_glasses.jpg

_

Yes. Those are nice ones. :thumbsup

Vendzilla 10-07-2010 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litzer (Post 17584934)
Can you buy piranhas in the US?

Not legally, they were given to me and I wasn't going to kill them. Later gave them to someone else when my GF had a fit about my pets

Litzer 10-07-2010 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17585168)
Yes. Those are nice ones. :thumbsup

All I ever hear is how dirty / stinky ferrets are.

amateurbfs 10-07-2010 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17585393)
Not legally, they were given to me and I wasn't going to kill them. Later gave them to someone else when my GF had a fit about my pets

Maybe in Gayifornia or some other queer state, but I've owned and seen plenty of red bellied piranhas for sale, they're common as shit in the Midwest. They love raw venison and hot dogs :1orglaugh but generally are kind of boring fish.

The Heron 10-07-2010 04:27 PM

get a midget!

georgeyw 10-07-2010 04:31 PM

http://jamiedubs.com/fuckflickr/data...b/pedobear.png

Domain Broker 10-07-2010 04:33 PM

http://www.prehistoricpets.com/brows...-python-morphs

justinsain 10-07-2010 04:46 PM

Get a Panther Chameleon.

They need specialized care but are very cool and look awesome in a nice enclosure.

http://www.screameleons.com/

candyflip 10-07-2010 05:01 PM

I had ferrets and would never let one in my house again. The stink and when you let them out, they'll shit in any corner spot they are close to.

We have hedgehogs at the moment. My girl is a licensed breeder. At one point we had about 30 of them. But I think at last count, we're down to about 6 until spring.

Hedgehogs are awesome, inexpensive and easy to care for.

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http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-...3_678551_n.jpg

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MovieMaster 10-07-2010 05:04 PM

dont try and be like richard gere and shove that lil fucker in your ass

tabasco 10-07-2010 05:05 PM

How about a Komodo Dragon. Bit expensive though... they like to eat pigs!


BIGTYMER 10-07-2010 05:09 PM

Get a Pacu. I have a few. Smartest fish you'll ever own. Just don't play with it... or you'll lose your finger.

pornmasta 10-07-2010 05:49 PM

A chimp ...



but try to keep your nose....

Vendzilla 10-07-2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 17585489)
Maybe in Gayifornia or some other queer state, but I've owned and seen plenty of red bellied piranhas for sale, they're common as shit in the Midwest. They love raw venison and hot dogs :1orglaugh but generally are kind of boring fish.

Midwest? You mean where Animal Husbandry has a completely different meaning?

It's illegal in California because they can live in the Aqua-duct.

Boring? I think that came out of your lack of imagination, we gave them live food.

captain.g 10-07-2010 06:47 PM

I recommend a cat for a condo. I have a cocktail, lab and some cichlids now. I have had rodents, parrot (till my roommate shot it and fed it to my African rock python) cats, dogs and various rodents and rabbits. Even if you de-sent ferrets they stink like hell. I dont really recomend any of my past "exotics" they all have drawbacks.

If you really want an exotic get an African Savannah cat. They look great and are cool cats. Plus women are not scared of them like they will be for most other exotics.
African Serval Cat
http://www.indyzoo.com/image_gallery...serval-cat.jpg
http://animal-world.com/Cats/African...ym_med_med.jpg

HomerSimpson 10-07-2010 06:50 PM

get a whore
or a pig
or a rat

Zuzana Designs 10-07-2010 06:59 PM

Get an exotic cat. A desert link/bobcat hybrid is very intelligent and obedient like a dog. Savannah's and bengals are a great breed too. Just be sure to meet the breeder prior to getting any exotic cat. Some breeder sell in bulk and the cats don’t get very much human contact besides just a feeding a day and maybe an hour with the owner. These cats sometimes become timid and shy. Look for a smaller cattery that spends lots of time with the cats so they are use to being around people. I need to get some new pics when I get time of all my animals. Here is Einstein Bobby Cat from a couple months ago. He has grown a ton since these pics.

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/01.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/02.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/03.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/04.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/05.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/06.jpg

http://www.zuzanadesigns.com/gfy/ein...newpics/07.jpg

AzteK 10-07-2010 07:03 PM

BENGAL CATS


http://www.pictures-of-cats.org/imag...oking-left.jpg
http://www.cloudberryfarm.com/images...bigimage14.jpg
http://www.continentalbengals.com/ki...%20kittens.JPG

pornmasta 10-07-2010 07:05 PM

you cut his tail ?

***

And why not :

http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/Hippopotamus.jpg

an hippopotamus.


or a deer

http://skinnymoose.com/health/wp-con...bizare-sex.jpg

and be the middleman ;)

DBS.US 10-07-2010 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Broker (Post 17585582)

Great pet store, been there many times. :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-07-2010 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 17585975)
you cut his tail ?

***

And why not :

http://tsmo.pp.fi/kuvat/Hippopotamus.jpg

an hippopotamus.


or a deer

http://skinnymoose.com/health/wp-con...bizare-sex.jpg

and be the middleman ;)


Bobcats have bobbed tails :thumbsup They are born that way.

pornmasta 10-07-2010 07:20 PM

ok now i know the difference between a great wildcat and a bobcat

Jason Voorhees 10-07-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 17585489)
Maybe in Gayifornia or some other queer state, but I've owned and seen plenty of red bellied piranhas for sale, they're common as shit in the Midwest. They love raw venison and hot dogs :1orglaugh but generally are kind of boring fish.

Yup, local bar here in my area is named Piranha Johns and has a huge fish tank with about 6 piranha's in it.


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