A girl with big tits.
 

Oldie but goodie:

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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally redictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Bless you for posting this. Saw it many years ago, nice to read it again. Truer words...


+ rep4u.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Nice one.

Have to say I agree with the guy. :thumbsup

haha this is great

False advertising + old joke, ban!

j/k :)

In with the save

http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/gfygirl.jpg

Thats a good one!

I'm a conservative dude, still stuck at what I thought when I was 13

http://www.bravoerotica.com/met-art/...legiale/10.jpg
http://www.bravoerotica.com/met-art/...legiale/07.jpg

Personality can't beat this! :winkwink:

I have the one with Big tits as well

Translated from spanish

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My first GF had DDD's, first wife had DD's Best sex ever was with a b cup

HAHA this is so true.

thats a good one

LOL, nice one. Did you found the big tits girl?

I'm glad I just married the girl with big tits in the first place :thumbsup

http://www.almightycontent.net/2008_...s/HPIM5286.JPG

:pimp

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:( I'm still in my 30's...

nice..lol

:1orglaugh wise man!

Damn,i realized this too!

lol........

nice one!

Har har,that still makes me chuckle

mee too.........:thumbsup:thumbsup

Haha funny!!