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eroticsexxx 10-06-2010 08:00 AM

Dog Owners: What would you do?
 

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dyna mo 10-06-2010 08:03 AM

clean up?

candyx 10-06-2010 08:09 AM

That is craaazy !:P I have two pit bulls and one of them grew out of this habit after she turned 1 the other one still does it to his stuffed toys.
I'd say they need to be crated, just make sure you dont send them in the crate yelling at them, crate should be their safe happy place. First put their crates somewhere where they can see you during the day so they get used to being in if they arent already. So when you leave them alone they wont do any damage this way, also you can get those doggy gates and keep them in an area of the house where they cant go crazy on pillows, etc.
If they do this when you are around as well then maybe some obedience classes that would give you some tools on how to get the desired behavior.

PornAddict 10-06-2010 08:10 AM

It could have been worse... it ended up being just a pillow. In light of things, that's a fairly inexpensive replacement.

Those dogs need to burn off some energy, though. I wouldn't leave them alone unless they were dead tired from a long walk or some serious dog park playing time.

theS2O 10-06-2010 08:12 AM

I'm changing my mind on getting one next week. lol :)

TurboAngel 10-06-2010 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17577707)
clean up?

LMAO yep. My dog's don't do that to pillows but when I see a yard sale I try and get all the stuffed animals they have my dog's have a blast with them and my floor looks just like that! Glad I have hard wood so I just sweep it up.

ottopottomouse 10-06-2010 08:15 AM

stupid looking tail on one of them

candyx 10-06-2010 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 17577751)
LMAO yep. My dog's don't do that to pillows but when I see a yard sale I try and get all the stuffed animals they have my dog's have a blast with them and my floor looks just like that! Glad I have hard wood so I just sweep it up.

Haha yeah they have waaay too much fun with them, as long as they know the difference between the toys and shoes i do let them go crazy sometimes too . Besides shoe repair service = 15 $ , dog fun= priceless lol

DWB 10-06-2010 08:18 AM

You don't want to know what I would do.

ottopottomouse 10-06-2010 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17577778)
You don't want to know what I would do.

What does it taste similar too?

TurboAngel 10-06-2010 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by candyx (Post 17577769)
Haha yeah they have waaay too much fun with them, as long as they know the difference between the toys and shoes i do let them go crazy sometimes too . Besides shoe repair service = 15 $ , dog fun= priceless lol

My dos love the stuffed animals. My g/f gave me a bunch when I was up in NJ that her kid didn't want anymore and boy did they have a blast!

cherrylula 10-06-2010 08:35 AM

some poodles tearing up a pillow? that's nothing.

my dog has been eating the paneling off the wall. You should see the mess. :1orglaugh

baddog 10-06-2010 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17577867)
some poodles tearing up a pillow? that's nothing.

my dog has been eating the paneling off the wall. You should see the mess. :1orglaugh

Your dog has some serious issues then. :2 cents: Or your walls are made of pork.

Elli 10-06-2010 09:33 AM

two words: crate training. And then run the snot out of them before work every day.

NaughtyAllie 10-06-2010 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17577867)
some poodles tearing up a pillow? that's nothing.

my dog has been eating the paneling off the wall. You should see the mess. :1orglaugh

Our yellow lab puppy did the same thing. We had just moved into our newly built home and she ate holes through the walls and decided to eat holes into the carpet. It was a nightmare! :(

Roald 10-06-2010 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie (Post 17578227)
Our yellow lab puppy did the same thing. We had just moved into our newly built home and she ate holes through the walls and decided to eat holes into the carpet. It was a nightmare! :(

our lab did the same 1 time when he was a pup. The next day I put Sambal on it and that was also the last time he did it lol

NaughtyAllie 10-06-2010 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17578234)
our lab did the same 1 time when he was a pup. The next day I put Sambal on it and that was also the last time he did it lol

haha! I didn't think of that. Guess he didn't like spicy walls and carpet! lol. :1orglaugh

C-Luv 10-06-2010 09:48 AM

Never buy dogs stuffed toys.. that's my two cents

DWB 10-06-2010 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17577797)
What does it taste similar too?

It actually tastes like beef.

Roald 10-06-2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyAllie (Post 17578254)
haha! I didn't think of that. Guess he didn't like spicy walls and carpet! lol. :1orglaugh

someone gave that tip on a dog forum and it really worked like a charm :thumbsup

NaughtyAllie 10-06-2010 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17578317)
someone gave that tip on a dog forum and it really worked like a charm :thumbsup

I'll remember that next time we get the crazy idea of buying another puppy. :thumbsup

JFK 10-06-2010 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 17578267)
Never buy dogs stuffed toys.. that's my two cents

they have to have fun too, ours loves his stuffed bears:thumbsup

Honez 10-06-2010 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17578203)
two words: crate training. And then run the snot out of them before work every day.

Agree and agree. And making sure they have plenty of their own toys to play with. Peanut butter in those Kongs works pretty well too. They will spend hours trying to get at those. :)

Bird 10-06-2010 11:20 AM

Lucky it wasn't the couch

John-ACWM 10-06-2010 11:26 AM

Call a professional dog trainer if you wanna keep the dog, that's what I would do.

TurboAngel 10-06-2010 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17578421)
they have to have fun too, ours loves his stuffed bears:thumbsup

Mine go fucking crazy over them! In 10 mins they are gone and I have fluff all over the house.

The Heron 10-06-2010 11:30 AM

I wouldn't buy stupid little dogs with peanut brains. Get a real dog and train it while you go hunting like they are meant to.

CamJack 10-06-2010 11:30 AM

Michael Vick-em

eroticsexxx 10-06-2010 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17577707)
clean up?

The wife came home and cleaned it all up after marching upstairs and asking if I knew about the mess downstairs. I responded, "What mess?"

:1orglaugh

She showed me the surveillance vids later on when I got up.

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17577761)
stupid looking tail on one of them

The wife and the dog groomer are responsible for that...er...style.


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Originally Posted by PornAddict (Post 17577739)
It could have been worse... it ended up being just a pillow. In light of things, that's a fairly inexpensive replacement.

Those dogs need to burn off some energy, though. I wouldn't leave them alone unless they were dead tired from a long walk or some serious dog park playing time.

I blame it on the rain. The sliding glass door in that vid has a doggy door that allows them to go outside and romp around anytime they please. They have never gotten this wild before. Thus, Youtube.

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Originally Posted by Elli (Post 17578203)
two words: crate training. And then run the snot out of them before work every day.

Yup, by the time I got downstairs, the primary offenders were in the crate, courtesy of the wife. She let them out an hour or two later though.

The chihuahua mix is the youngest and is the most recent addition. He gets a bit wild every now and then, but he's been pretty good so far, except for yesterday.

Evil1 10-06-2010 11:43 AM

"Dog Owners: What would you do?"
First fucking thing I would do is that that ignorant looking tail off that one dog there

eroticsexxx 10-06-2010 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 17578957)
I wouldn't buy stupid little dogs with peanut brains. Get a real dog and train it while you go hunting like they are meant to.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh they hunt, for sure. Nothing that is smaller and slower than they are can survive in my backyard.

Snakes, lizards, bugs, spiders and even birds have all fallen victim to that pack.

I have a rescue pitbull that I've been nursing to health for the past 6-7 months at my other house (Found him collapsed in the street. He had Ehrlichiosis, a bad case of heartworm and Flea allergy dermatitis), but I can't keep him as he is not "dog-friendly". The person who had him before probably was training him to be a fighter. He is tough as nails.

Hopefully I can find him a good home once he gets a complete clean bill of health.

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Originally Posted by Evil1 (Post 17579032)
First fucking thing I would do is that that ignorant looking tail off that one dog there

They get professionally groomed once a month. I don't pay for it (and the wife likes it), so...

eroticsexxx 10-20-2010 09:58 PM

Got a bunch of new chew toys and so far...so good.

candyflip 10-20-2010 10:01 PM

If those were my dogs, I'd be getting rid of them because clearly I can't manage them or give them the exercise and attention the need.

And even if I were a poodle, I'd be pissed about having to sit on that little pink couch.

So all in all, who can blame them. :1orglaugh

epitome 10-20-2010 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 17578234)
our lab did the same 1 time when he was a pup. The next day I put Sambal on it and that was also the last time he did it lol

I had a black lab pup that we put into the bathroom the first time we left the house. A few hours later she had eaten most of the floor (well, didn't eat it, but tore it up) and the bottom of the door.

Expensive lesson.

Luckily, I was about 13 so it didn't cost me anything. :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-20-2010 10:15 PM

I'd punt that little fucker like a football if i caught one of them doing that. If they were smart, they'd run away after bouncing off the wall or they'd probably get a second one...

eroticsexxx 10-21-2010 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 17627558)
If those were my dogs, I'd be getting rid of them because clearly I can't manage them or give them the exercise and attention they need.

Nah, I think it was a matter of certain elements that made up the perfect 'storm' - brand new sofa pillow, no chew toys, it was rainy/wet outside, relatively new chihuahua mix pup...(in other words, boredom).

For the past two weeks, no problems at all.

papill0n 10-21-2010 12:37 AM

what do you mean what would we do?

is this a fucking trick question?

mgtarheels 10-21-2010 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 17578962)
Yup, by the time I got downstairs, the primary offenders were in the crate, courtesy of the wife. She let them out an hour or two later though.

The chihuahua mix is the youngest and is the most recent addition. He gets a bit wild every now and then, but he's been pretty good so far, except for yesterday.

You're doing it wrong.

The crate is NOT a bad place and should NOT be used for punishment.

candyflip 10-21-2010 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 17627728)
Nah, I think it was a matter of certain elements that made up the perfect 'storm' - brand new sofa pillow, no chew toys, it was rainy/wet outside, relatively new chihuahua mix pup...(in other words, boredom).

For the past two weeks, no problems at all.

I was just messin'. Until last year we had three dogs in the house too and it was nothing but a nightmare. Two are living with family members and one disappeared from our yard. Sure...I miss them, but our quality of life increase exponentially without them.

Now to find these fucking cats new homes. :1orglaugh

Maxi 10-21-2010 05:25 AM

It's just one crappy pillow, whats the big deal?

gmr324 10-21-2010 05:27 AM

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I blame it on the rain. The sliding glass door in that vid has a doggy door that allows them to go outside and romp around anytime they please.
I don't think this is a replacement for running them hard for some exercise to get out all that pent up energy. Either that or they need to be more confined.

Sarah_Jayne 10-21-2010 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 17577867)
some poodles tearing up a pillow? that's nothing.

my dog has been eating the paneling off the wall. You should see the mess. :1orglaugh

My spaniel went through a serious stage of doing a similar thing. She would scratch at the wall until she was digging into it. She took wall paper off and we just couldn't stop her. She just seemed to grow out of it one day but every now and then if she wants to piss me off she will go give it a few scratches before running into her cage.

My husband thought she was smelling something in the wall at that spot but whatever the reason it was annoying.

Don't get me started on the day she figured out she could unravel our living room carpet.

plyndrty 10-21-2010 05:42 AM

did you see that puff of smoke "top left of the video" in the last ten seconds? dumb human encouraging bad behavior... :2 cents:

i might be wrong but thats what i see...

WebairGerard 10-21-2010 08:12 AM

I will stick with my cats. love dogs but that would drive me crazy! lol

eroticsexxx 10-21-2010 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by plyndrty (Post 17628148)
did you see that puff of smoke "top left of the video" in the last ten seconds? dumb human encouraging bad behavior... :2 cents:

i might be wrong but thats what i see...

That footage is from a surveillance cam. There is no way I would have encouraged that behavior in my presence.

The "smoke" you see is from air ionizers/purifiers.

There are two of them, on either side of the room. The one that you can see clearly on the right is in the shape of a dragon fountain.

eroticsexxx 10-21-2010 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by gmr324 (Post 17628118)
I don't think this is a replacement for running them hard for some exercise to get out all that pent up energy.

I've started working with the chihuahua mix pup a bit more because he is the newest addition and he has so much energy.

I was surprised that the mini-poodle joined in with his little escapade. You can see that the rest of them aren't really into it like those two.

stephane76 10-21-2010 08:52 AM

training my puppy boxer with it right now, he loves it

http://www.pet-training.info/Dogs/im...-DogCrate2.jpg

eroticsexxx 10-21-2010 09:10 AM

Boxers are nice. The wifes like smaller dogs though.


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