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Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-04-2010 07:30 PM

I never did get to see "Middleman" movie.
 
Did you guys like it?

DirtyJs 10-04-2010 07:31 PM

I'd recommend pirating it and charging people 50 cents to download it off your website.. Say its the next big sex tape.. He deserves it.

USA 10-04-2010 07:34 PM

Can I get copy of midlle man?

DirtyJs 10-04-2010 07:43 PM

torrentz middle men

CYF 10-04-2010 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyJs (Post 17571072)
torrentz middle men

there ARENT any torrents. I don't think it was in enough theaters for someone to pirate it

Basic_man 10-04-2010 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17571073)
there ARENT any torrents. I don't think it was in enough theaters for someone to pirate it

Same for me, cant find it anywhere! Anybody willing to share??

epitome 10-04-2010 09:36 PM

Remember, Epass will close your account if you talk publicly about a pirated copy of the movie!

Oh, wait... :Oh crap

k0nr4d 10-04-2010 11:44 PM

There's no torrents of the movie, only some fake ones. No one did a cam/ts and the dvd isn't out yet.

pirx 10-04-2010 11:55 PM

fucking midge man :mad:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-04-2010 11:59 PM

Producer Chris Mallick wearing a shirt with "It's Good to be King" imprinted:

http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/image...gallochris.jpg

I actually saw "Middle Man" on the last day that it was shown in the Bay Area (a few weeks or so after it debuted). There were less than 10 people in the theater.

The cast and production values were not bad at all.

What I was most disappointed with however, is the portrayal of the adult industry that Christopher Mallick presented.

First of all, he portrayed the character playing himself in this "based on a true story" bio-flick, as some sort of hapless victim, that is unwittingly and unwillingly drawn into the adult industry.

His story then unravels with this ridiculous plot...

According to "Middle Men", Paycom founders, Clay Andrews and Joel Hall, are coked-out degenerate idiots, who were ultimately convicted of felonies and sentenced to jail for their involvement in child porn.

Meanwhile, Mallick's character is instrumental in capturing/killing legions of terrorists as a result of his own involvement in porn. Yeah, right.

Apparently, the Chris Mallick character also is unindictable and bulletproof in his supposed involvement with the Russian mob and a murder which he shown as having a part in, as well as the shooting of another person at a party, with multiple witnesses.

Any suspended disbelief has by now, been permanently suspended. Only an idiot or oblivious egotist could make a movie this implausibly bad.

To add drama to this already vacuous plot, Mallick interjects how he was seduced by a lone porn girl into infidelity with his wife, but then ends the movie suggesting that he left the adult industry to return to his wife and family, when in real life, Chris Mallick remained in the industry until he drove ePassporte into the ground over the past few days, and while in fact, his wife divorced his sorry ass long ago.

If anyone trusts this lying sack of shit with their money again, either in adult or Hollywood, get ready to be taken for a ride by this greedy, selfish, and cowardly, egotistical charlatan.

:2 cents:

ADG


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