Who Else Wants A Live Monkey?
 

monkey is hiding

Can't see shit.

I <3 Monkeys

Better than a dead one I suppose... Dead ones will smell

Does it squeak when you bite it? My dogs like toys that squeak.

:2 cents:

Live ones also smell.

A dead one would have sat still for long enough that we could see it though.

I have a few monkeys in my yard. Pain in the ass they are. Always tearing shit up and chasing anything they think has food for them.

My step father had a monkey... talks about it as the worst pet you can have. Said the damn thing was a mess, a pain to take care of, got into everything and tore it up and shit everywhere. He had diapers for it, but it was "smart" to rip them off if you where not watching and would mess anyways.

Yeah, I got one already. One of the best products:
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