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Quagmire 09-27-2010 08:28 AM

I am going to hell for laughing at this
 
A British businessman who bought the Segway company less than a year ago died after riding one of the scooters off a cliff and into a river near his Yorkshire estate.

Jim Heselden acquired the Segway company from its U.S. inventor Dean Kamen in December 2009.

According to the British media, Heselden, 62, plunged into the River Wharfe while riding a rugged country version of the two-wheeled transporter on Sunday.

Police said a witness had reported seeing a man fall over a 30-foot drop into the river near Boston Spa, 140 miles north of London.

"Police were called at 11.40 a.m. yesterday to reports of a man in the River Wharfe, apparently having fallen from the cliffs above," a spokesman told The Daily Mail.

A Segway was recovered from the scene. "At this time we do not believe the death to be suspicious," the spokesman added.

The battery-powered scooter is stabilized by gyroscopes.

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Scott McD 09-27-2010 11:48 AM

Yup, 1 way ticket to hell for you!


























Make that 2 tickets because i need one too... :1orglaugh

cherrylula 09-27-2010 12:34 PM

oh damn. So much for that business venture!

Yngwie 09-27-2010 12:44 PM

At least now we know that the Segway can't fly. haha

woj 09-27-2010 12:51 PM

that is indeed kinda amusing... :1orglaugh

loreen 09-27-2010 01:12 PM

I read the title and said to myself "oh man, I wanna laugh too" :1orglaugh

_Richard_ 09-27-2010 01:17 PM

i fought it for a few seconds but burst out laughing

see ya all down there

mikoleg 09-27-2010 01:19 PM

jesus, thats one lucky compary.

Spunky 09-27-2010 01:20 PM

Maybe he thought he could fly with it

gmr324 09-27-2010 02:05 PM

hopefully, he wasn't testing out the new GPS option

TisMe 09-27-2010 03:07 PM

lol... Save me a seat!

dyna mo 09-27-2010 03:12 PM

you were already going to hell for slinging pr0n!

PornMD 09-27-2010 03:20 PM

Gives new meaning to driving an investment/company into the ground, lol. Waiting for the video of this...something tells me it won't be quite as elegant looking as the ET bike scene.

Ticket to hell please.

Quagmire 09-27-2010 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17545748)
you were already going to hell for slinging pr0n!

This is very true. And my abuse of marine wildlife, taking candy from babies and turning off the heat of old age pensioners in the winter.

But until then, I still live, so here is a minute and half of Segway crashes.


bronco67 09-27-2010 04:18 PM

irony = funny

mrgica 09-27-2010 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 17544365)
I am going to hell for laughing at this

If there was one......

...so no, you can relax.


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