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webmaster jokes?

does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?

Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don?t think it?s a problem!

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ok, that was terrible, but it's all I got that comes close to webmaster jokes...

Spanx!
Jack

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Originally Posted by maccsta (Post 17516130)

Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don’t think it’s a problem!

premature ejaculation gives Me time to do other things :winkwink:

but thats not a webmaster joke :upsidedow

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Originally Posted by cyber_ninja (Post 17516101)

does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?

not really webmaster, but porn related

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You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.

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Dear porn Websites,
If I could get ripped in 4 weeks and have sex with gorgeous local girls, would I really be on here at half two in the morning, pants around my ankles, masturbating in my own filth?

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I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?

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Don't you just hate it when you're getting ripped in the gym and someone pops up trying to sell you porn?

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I was asked recently whether I liked porn.

Do I like porn? Does a bear shit in a Japanese schoolgirl's mouth?

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Seriously though does anybody really actually pay for internet porn?

That's like buying a bottle of fresh air.

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Just been watching some Asian porn.

There is this one girl who is in every fucking movie.

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Internet porn is so unrealistic.

Marge Simpson would never fuck Principal Skinner or Ned Flanders in real life.

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Bukkake porn.

Who is it really aimed at?

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You know you go on too much porn, when you begin gaining a fetish for buffering.

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Listen, internet ads, I'm trying to watch porn. Do you really think I give a fuck about my credit score right now?

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by cyber_ninja (Post 17516177)

premature ejaculation gives Me time to do other things :winkwink:

but thats not a webmaster joke :upsidedow

Best joke on here, you should count your lucky stars!

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17516194)

not really webmaster, but porn related :thumbsup

You got some good ones in there lol

A webmaster walks into a bar with a pelican on his shoulder...

I forget the rest

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Originally Posted by maccsta (Post 17516130)

Apparently a quarter of men have a problem with premature ejaculation.

The rest of us just don?t think it?s a problem!

3 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, the other 7 enjoy it. :thumbsup

Did you guys here about the lesbian porn star that drowned?

Yeah, that found her face down in Ricki Lake.

http://www.instantrimshot.com

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Originally Posted by cyber_ninja (Post 17516101)

does anyone have any good webmaster jokes?

In, a weird way, all of us are a joke...
duke

What's the difference between a big fat loser with a 2" dick and a porn webmaster??

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:pimp

Unfortunetly for most gfy members it is a fact and not a joke but at least i tried :)

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17516194)

I must be so lucky, all the beautiful girls that message me when I sign into a free porn site are from my home town. What are the odds?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

no one can ever tell Me racist jokes about white people either :Oh crap

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Originally Posted by jackknoff (Post 17516140)

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ok, that was terrible, but it's all I got that comes close to webmaster jokes...

Spanx!
Jack

' -- no comment :)

how many webmasters are need to do a spell check?

0

they can't spell

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17516233)

3 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea, the other 7 enjoy it. :thumbsup

Im one of the 7 :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17516194)

not really webmaster, but porn related

:thumbsup

not bad :thumbsup

1 more for the road.

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Sex on the internet is so hardcore these days - there are movies with squirting, fisting fireman, shit eating, giant dildos, fuck machines, swinging, dogging, etc.

I miss the days of jerking off to the lingerie section in the Sears catalogue

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 17517333)

1 more for the road.

:thumbsup

this board is a fucking joke :1orglaugh

Q:What's the newest term for a suitcase pimp?

A: Webmaster!

money is in motion...

<? echo "pull my finger" ?>

alt.www.webmasters

alt.2600

www.gfy.com

How many webmasters does it take to FTP?
Connection timed out

Why can't I correct a misspelled URL?
Missed opportunity to serve some ads.

Why don't webmasters use frames any more?
Google couldn't be fucked indexing them

How long does it take a webmaster to get paid?
No one knows.

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Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 17517865)

money is in motion...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Q: What do you do when a webmaster rings your doorbell?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

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Originally Posted by deadbabes (Post 17517938)

Q: What do you do when a webmaster rings your doorbell?

A: Pay him for the pizza.

omg you answered my question :helpme