What kind of fucking game is cricket?
 

Booooring. Just saw some Paki guy and Englishman toss it.
Whats going on there? Whats with funny looking refs?
Can I say G-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Not gay. No no no.

I think that the bowler hurls the ball towards the batsman and you get super loaded on beer and pass out. I dont get it.

Worst fucking sport ever.

Infact it's not even a sport.


It's only played by 3rd world country's.














And England...

I was about to ask those that do watch it. I thought baseball was slow and I can't drink enough to watch it, but this cricket shit is like watching old lady crossing the street. Do you people drink a lot? Start BBQ grill and chat with your friends?

All I know is the part I quoted from Family Guy, lol.
It seems to me like it's part bowling, part baseball, part croquet.

If you guys think soccer is boring, wait till you see cricket, the matches take 4-5 days to finish, they play all day for those 4-5 days, apart from when they stop for tea.

Then after the 5 days of playing 9 times out of 10 it ends in a draw

LOL fucking pointless

Slowest most boring sport in the world.

I heard it was the second most popular sport in the world after football/soccer...but I think thats just cause India loves it...

you guys ever watch golf? that shit is boring...

think all these sports are more fun to play than watch...


ps poker isn't a sport but even more boring to watch!!

its manipulated in india, big news there

yeah, Australia is 3rd world country. And Canada as well.

not that much different from baseball :2 cents:

I only play the Darts version of Cricket.

Australia is not?

Canada is a state, not a country !!!

My Austrian stepmother described cricket as being the English form of meditation.

So cricket is a silly sport but baseball isn't? Let me see now . . the "pitcher" throws the ball, the "batter" hits it and then runs 20 yards and stands on a pad :Oh crap He waits until the next guy hits it and then runs another 20 yards to the next pad - oooh wait, if he's really lucky he could run to two or three pads at a time - wow, it's so exciting I need to sit down! :helpme

And New Zealand, and South Africa ...

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lets be honest, it is not like cricket is so much worse than baseball.

yeah cricket is absolutely gay. These people should man up and try so real MANLY sports, for example ,American football: overly muscular steroidized sweating man bears with large butts in tight trousers jumping on each other, spending most of the time looking at each others asses, spread cheeks (before the start of the action) and grabbing their nuts on every occasion. Every 5 minutes dozen muscular sweaty man jump on top of each other to form a big men-only orgy type of pyramid. dicks,balls and hands touching everywhere... All this while the audience of the real alpha males men watching this orgy and laughing how cool this sport is compared to gay sports like soccer or cricket :thumbsup

I mean why not just strip all the clothes like in ancient greek and get over it already? why the closet? :1orglaugh

yeah, cricket is definitely gay!

cricket is just something to pass the time while get pissed in the summer and waiting for the football season to start ;)

Stoolballs a much better game...honest....

that's just not cricket...

(do americans even know what that phrase means?)

keep in mind that game came from a place where they spent millions in taxpayer money to find out you get less wet walking rather than running in the rain

For those that don't understand cricket, I'll try and explain the rules:

1. There are two teams. One out, one in.
2. The team that's out try to get the player that's in, out.
3. When they do get him out, he goes in.
4. Then the next player goes out. As long as he's out, he's in.
5. The object is then for the team that's out to get the second player out. When they get him out, he goes in.
6. This process is repeated for each innings until the team that's out gets the team that's in all out.
7. When the whole team is out, the team that was in goes out, and the team that was out goes in.
8. Then they play a second innings until they're all out.
Except one player. He remains not out.

Hope this helps.

Thats where the yanks got baseball from, they got American football from Rugby.

Cricket is played in Canada, too.

The americans dont get it because, even though a game can last for days, there is still less advertising telling them what to do than in 5 minutes of hand-egg.

I'd be up for some elephant polo...

Ok my two cents.. Im from the UK and cricket is big there along with soccer and rugby..
Now if you want to talk about sad sports lets compare a game where to play it take 30 minutes to get dressed because you have to wear a whole bunch of padding or a real brutal sport rugby.. I bet that will cause some sparks on here!
As far as cricket it falls under the same category as baseball golf and tennis in my opinion its only really fun if your playing.