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notjoe 01-09-2003 09:29 AM

Anyone who promises #1 on SE rankings is a liar
 
Why are they a liar?

Because rankings do NOT solely depend on keywords, this isnt 1994 you guys!

You can optimize your pages for years but without other stuff like PageRank you will never hit the #1 spot.

Go read around, anyone who promises #1 is a liar.


BUT HEY, if you do want to give it a shot wait till you see your site in the #1 spot before you pay a dime

reddawg 01-09-2003 10:29 AM

Your right, there is alot envolved in this area of optimization, linking, pointing and so on.

Don't pay anyone that makes that promise, cause they can't guarentee what the end result will be and how long if it all you get that #1 position. A submission service can submit and optimize your site and that is it!:warning

salsbury 01-09-2003 10:32 AM

i could write a search engine and guarantee a #1 ranking on it every time. it wouldn't be as popular as google.com overnight, but everyonesnumberone.com would eventually take over as the world's premier search engine.

reddawg 01-09-2003 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by salsbury
i could write a search engine and guarantee a #1 ranking on it every time. it wouldn't be as popular as google.com overnight, but everyonesnumberone.com would eventually take over as the world's premier search engine.
I thought you wrote google or was that goofool.com

salsbury 01-09-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by reddawg
I thought you wrote google or was that goofool.com
i believe you have me confused with this steak:

http://www.airmasteroven.com/images/Steak.jpg

he's gonna be so rich when google IPOs. i am jealous.

SquarePants 01-09-2003 12:31 PM

We deal with an SEO firm that works with Fortune 500 clients and small guys. We had them do a seminar at a local university small business function.

The one thing he said over and over was "Content Is King" and any company that says they will get a #1 ranking for your company is a liar. They may be able to get rank on 3-4 word key phrases but a 1-2 word is next to impossible without cheating, and when caught you are screwed. Home Depot used doorway pages a few years back and Google buted their chops for about 6 months.

A peson needs to do a keyword analysis and take those 2 keyword terms and add 1-2 more deeper search terms and then make their page relevant and have the keyword content, title and subject headings (H1 tags) and then slowly start working your pages to rank.

They will tell us and our non Adult clients that it may take 3-6 months to get on page 1 or 2. Also even if you are # 1 you are never going to hold rank. Google looks for changes to keep rank and the big thing is that Google and the others are in business to provide a product people will trust and continue to use. People that mess with that are usually taught a lesson ie Blacklisted.

My Non-Adult 2 Cents Knowledge.

superweb 01-09-2003 01:28 PM

I absolutely agree. Unless the SE optimiser owns yahoo or so, they can't be able to optimise your site to hold #1 position on greatest keywords. Getting the #1 to #3 position is a hard work or just a luck.

goBigtime 01-09-2003 01:36 PM

Is this personal Joe?

WTF you calling me a liar for? I thought we already went over this...Do you know me?

Don't worry Joe..

All your shit talking will come back to haunt you soon enough.

And quit trying to spin-off your own DVD player thread. :1orglaugh

THE REAL THREAD IS HERE

Theo 01-09-2003 01:37 PM

goBigtime you managed to day to sound like 10y.old kid

goBigtime 01-09-2003 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by superweb
Getting the #1 to #3 position is a hard work or just a luck.

Superweb you are absolutely right! And if NotJoe would READ a fucking post before he starts talking shit he would understand that I've been saying that it is NOT EASY, instantaneous, nor does it use any tricks or anything that will get you banned. It is hard work. But it is 100% doable for any keyword out there.

Now go back to the real thread (See above)

goBigtime 01-09-2003 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
goBigtime you managed to day to sound like 10y.old kid

Tired... my sleeping schedule is really bad right now :(

But 10? Are you sure? Thats pretty young man.

notjoe 01-09-2003 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
Is this personal Joe?

WTF you calling me a liar for? I thought we already went over this...Do you know me?

Don't worry Joe..

All your shit talking will come back to haunt you soon enough.

And quit trying to spin-off your own DVD player thread. :1orglaugh

THE REAL THREAD IS HERE

I couldnt give a fuck about the DVD Player, i have a Sony Progressive scan which plugs nicely into My Sony Wega XBR TV.

Since you're that hard up if i do win a DVD Player i'll send you it!

goBigtime 01-09-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
goBigtime you managed to day to sound like 10y.old kid
hey SR come in IRC

Tipsy 01-09-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime

It is hard work. But it is 100% doable for any keyword out there.

110% pure bullshit. Of course anything is achievable but you have to have sensible bounds. However you personally cannot get a site to No1 position for any keyword - no matter how much work you put in as there are FAR too many factors some of which you will never manage especially in adult. To say that you can just proves you a fool.

goBigtime 01-09-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by notjoe



Since you're that hard up if i do win a DVD Player i'll send you it!


I thought the DVD player was the running joke of GFY. I'm still waiting for the mousepad :)

goBigtime 01-09-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy


110% pure bullshit. Of course anything is achievable but you have to have sensible bounds. However you personally cannot get a site to No1 position for any keyword - no matter how much work you put in as there are FAR too many factors some of which you will never manage especially in adult. To say that you can just proves you a fool.


On google you can. Go read the other thread. I'm not going to repost shit here.

notjoe 01-09-2003 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime



On google you can. Go read the other thread. I'm not going to repost shit here.

Me either

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=98795

Theo 01-09-2003 01:50 PM

i'll be there in a couple of hours, i have to finish some tasks first :)

FiReC 01-09-2003 01:52 PM

top ten is pritty fucking easy if your keywords are niched

Tipsy 01-09-2003 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FiReC
top ten is pritty fucking easy if your keywords are niched
But this guy has said several times 'any' keyword ie sex,porn,free sex,hmmm...what about no1 for the term 'yahoo'? :)

Again - anybody making that claim just makes a fool out of himself.

FiReC 01-09-2003 02:00 PM

SEO tutorials are on my list of things to do for XFC

The Other Steve 01-09-2003 02:10 PM

Maybe this guy isn't a liar, perhaps he's just misguided.

If top SEO companies refuse to guarantee top SE placements how can Joe Blow in Little Butt Fuck Arkansas produce the goods?

Of course he can't but that doesn't stop him from thinking he can.

Remember the recurring theme of Bulgarian sweat shops trying to crack the search engine algorithms so they could guarantee top listings?

Just have a look on Google for sex and porn and the results would seem to indicate that those sweat shops are now making Tshirts.


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