Where is Christopher Mallick ?
 

I am not missing a huge amount , but some friends are :Oh crap

Does anyone know where christopher Mallick is right now ?

icq details please

p.s. also looking for a blowtorch , some shackles and a set of needlenose pliers :upsidedow

:ak47::ak47:

Now you listen here.






















The funds are in motion.

Email him, he answers emails within 24 hours

Unless you were a hitman, I don't see what difference it would make if you knew where he was.

email him, always got a prompt response

maybe he wants to collect his cash? Do you think he would read up a statement like the one posted here on gfy when a couple of fucked up russians with hundreds of k in their accounts ask for their money?

Marcello Wallas?? :1orglaugh

Shady offshore ePassporte bank account ~~~ in motion to ~~~ Shadier offshore not connected to ePassporte bank account. :thumbsup

Yeah I'm sure that if any GFY'er bumps into Chris Mallick, he's gonna pay the money owned on the spot.

both Christopher and the money are safe... they are just in motion.....

within one bank day

"any GFY'er" probably not. I am not your average bear :). But like i said i am "owed" a very small sum, not too worried personally.

did u try google earth?

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i would guess that he has 24/7 security at this point.

Christopher Mallick is not my lover http://i52.tinypic.com/o5p9ad.jpg

Then I suggest you print your epassporte statement and carry it in your wallet at all times. You don't want to bump into him without solid proof.

try vegas

there is a guy in different thread who said he spoke to chris earlier, maybe he knows:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...1&postcount=55

I think I saw him in a where's waldo book a few years back

I doubt you are going to see, or hear, from him or EPASS until the situation is resolved or there is actually something to report. Right now they are going to get blasted no matter what update they give, so they are better just remaining silent.

In the end, no one cares about the baby steps. It is board fodder. They just want resolution.
:2 cents:

Unleash the motherfucking moonwalk! :thumbsup

chris is in motion with our money, leave a message after the beep..

Dragging the Lake?

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You guys are stupid.

He's a big business type, who's currently in a situation with millions of dollars involved.

He'd be a RETARD to say a word on this board.
You have heard all you will hear from him until something is fixed.
if nothing gets fixed, you'll never hear from him again.

To be honest, if he was on here posting, I'd think he was fuckin' stupid. No businessman in this situation in his right mind would utter a word in public without a lawyer editing each and every post.

probably down in som spider hole....

http://www.pauliddon.net/img/SaddamSpiderHole.jpg

BTW smokey, not speaking about you.. you are looking for contact info.

I'm talking to anyone that's spewing this "Why hasn't Chris posted" Bs...

So far my favorite group of retards are the "Why couldn't they tell us, so we could withdrawl all our money" bunch... those guys have some real grey matter.

Oh yea gangster man :BangBang: you bring all the guns, he will be so scared he will write you the biggest check.

Ask KarupsLou, supposedly he's been texting Chris Mallick and being told info about outgoing wires.

Good place to start the hunt. These guys are all so positive their friend Chris won't burn anyone, they shouldn't have a hard time helping you contact him to get your money.

OK I'll bite.

He'd be retarded to comment, but totally smart to send a broken english CORPORATE statement to be released on Go Fuck Yourself?

Have to remember the shit he's had Michael posting here, that is far from 'keeping quiet due to lawyer recommendations".

Come on now. Your argument only has a trickle of validity if epass was in fact not saying anything.

I dont believe you read the thread properly. I was interested in his physical location , could care less if he comments or not , didn't request it nor do i care :2 cents:

Hahahhahahahahaahahahahahah if you had atleast 1 G you wouldnt be selling your sig, also...the need for "friends" just say that you cannot deal with problems yourself alone.

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No one is saying that he should reply to gfy trolls, but there should be at least some public statement... we are over a week into it, and all that was more or less said: "we don't know what the problem is, but we are working on it"... which is basically saying nothing...

WhereisChristopherMallick.com is available

Check the clubs
 

He's probably at the Water Garden office complex off Colorado in Santa Monica. Can't miss him. Big fat guy. Pug nose.

:2 cents:

Obviously not. Due to ePass staying quiet, the first chance everyone has, 98% of ePassporte's liquidity will vanish within 24 hours. Maybe staying quiet wasn't a great business decision.

ePass is currently managing say $15 million dollars of other people's money. If that money gets frozen, staying quiet is about the worst thing you can do.

Just imagine if an investment company such as Edward Jones pulled the same stunt. $15 million frozen, drop a quick note to apologize to everyone. Then stay completely silent for a week, then release a statement saying you're working on it, and the funds are in motion. Just imagine... it'd be on the front page of CNN for weeks.

No, straight line, away from us. :Oh crap

You're an idiot. Just because I sell my sig means I don't have money? You think I sell because I need to? So everybody who sells their sig is broke now?

Stick to cropping out gay dudes before I make you compare a snap shot of your bank account to mine and embarras the living fuck out of you. :2 cents:

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Does anyone know if he has been reported to Interpol yet?

For what?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :jerkoff:jerkoff

Very interesting thread:
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