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SkynetCommunications 09-09-2010 11:24 AM

mike tyson vs bruce lee
 
both in their prime, anything goes street fight...

who wins?

i put my money on iron mike.

LeRoy 09-09-2010 11:46 AM

I'll bet the house on Bruce Lee

I went rounds with a few people on Live Citizen

http://www.livecitizen.com/bruce-lee-mike-tyson-wins/

Anthony 09-09-2010 11:50 AM

Mike Tyson.

Find any document about Bruce Lee's fighting record, if you can. Which you won't.

And I'll show you the most dominant Boxing Champion in history.

Amputate Your Head 09-09-2010 11:51 AM

Lee, no contest.

Anthony 09-09-2010 11:54 AM

Really, you guys make it too easy to see who's actually trained or fought in their lives.

Bruce Lee was 145lbs. Tyson was a Heavyweight Boxer. Lee was never known as a grappler, so he would fight standing up. Tyson would destroy men 250lbs plus with one punch, Lee would have nothing.

Before any of you go on about foot work or how fast Lee is, you should also know that lee's footwork was based off of Boxing. Nothing Tyson hasn't seen.

sextoyking 09-09-2010 11:54 AM

Bruce Lee.....

He's was in my dad's Ham club in highschool..

Dad said he was very quiet - never saw him fight, etc...

When I was older - I saw bruce lee and jimi hendrex in my dad's high school book, wow that was a trip....

Anthony 09-09-2010 12:02 PM

Tyson in his prime



Bruce Lee on a 75lbs Bag.


Any of you saying Lee suffer from some serious denial of reality.

Caligari 09-09-2010 12:02 PM

you've got to be kidding, lee would be far faster and would simply land a few well placed blows to literally kill tyson. it would take a few minutes.

Sergio Payingsolutions 09-09-2010 12:05 PM

Bruce Lee wouldn't even touch him, he would blow air at Tyson in such a way, that his heart would stop.

...

.....


For real.

Anthony 09-09-2010 12:11 PM

Yah, Bruce lee would win, because he's got such a long history of fights where he won with kung fu, right?

Bruce Lee was the start of the McDojo Asian martial arts bullshit that has permeated America. Deadly asian fighter blah blah blah.

That's why Bruce Lee started training in Boxing and chambers his punches like a boxer, and uses Boxing Footwork. That Kung Fu sure is deadly.

There's a reason for weight classes. A 145lbs man is not going to beat a 220lbs monster. Especially since that 220lbs monster is Mike Tyson. Some of you need to get punched in the face to find out for yourself.

Evil Chris 09-09-2010 12:14 PM

I would like to see Mike Tyson versus Randy Couture in the octagon.

Quentin 09-09-2010 12:19 PM

Unless it is a dance contest, I'm going with Tyson.

Why? The short answer is: "Physics."

The longer answer is stuff that Anthony has already covered, including that Tyson is bigger, stronger, has more actual full-contact fighting experience, knockout power aplenty, and a chin that, while not frequently tested during his boxing career, could probably stand up to anything that ANY 145 pound man could throw its way -- short of just standing there and waiting for a full force, entirely undefended kick to a sweet spot on the jaw.

Bottom line: speed is nice and all... but it doesn't do you a whole lot of good once you're in close with someone 50% larger than you are.

In order to overcome a serious size discrepancy, the smaller man has to have the overwhelmingly superior technique (see: Royce Gracie vs. various giants back in the early days of UFC). I'm sure a lot of people would argue that Lee has the far superior technique in this hypothetical case... but to make that argument is to seriously undervalue boxing technique, and Tyson's command of such, and (IMO, at least) a serious overestimation of Lee's technique from a practical fighting standpoint.

One thing is for certain; this sort of juvenile, absurd, junior-high-playground-level debate is..... silly, but still quite fun.

LeRoy 09-09-2010 12:25 PM

Anthony is here. This thread has wheels.

I still think Bruce Lee would Kick Mike Tyson's ass.

Gouge 09-09-2010 12:47 PM

Bruce Lee.

tony286 09-09-2010 01:08 PM

Bruce lee 4 life

RyuLion 09-09-2010 01:16 PM

Speed + flighting style wins

2intense 09-09-2010 01:19 PM

2intense win :winkwink::winkwink:

John-ACWM 09-09-2010 01:25 PM

Bruce Lee.

Joshua G 09-09-2010 01:33 PM

The thing about Tyson in his prime was that most of his fights went 30 seconds & TKO. So if Lee could survive a couple rounds, a reasonable idea given his agility, tyson might get taken out in the late rounds.

bushwacker 09-09-2010 01:37 PM

A good big man, ALWAYS beats a good little man. Learn it, live it, love it. :2 cents:

Badmaash 09-09-2010 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quentin (Post 17484917)
Unless it is a dance contest, I'm going with Tyson.

Why? The short answer is: "Physics."

The longer answer is stuff that Anthony has already covered, including that Tyson is bigger, stronger, has more actual full-contact fighting experience, knockout power aplenty, and a chin that, while not frequently tested during his boxing career, could probably stand up to anything that ANY 145 pound man could throw its way -- short of just standing there and waiting for a full force, entirely undefended kick to a sweet spot on the jaw.

Bottom line: speed is nice and all... but it doesn't do you a whole lot of good once you're in close with someone 50% larger than you are.

In order to overcome a serious size discrepancy, the smaller man has to have the overwhelmingly superior technique (see: Royce Gracie vs. various giants back in the early days of UFC). I'm sure a lot of people would argue that Lee has the far superior technique in this hypothetical case... but to make that argument is to seriously undervalue boxing technique, and Tyson's command of such, and (IMO, at least) a serious overestimation of Lee's technique from a practical fighting standpoint.

One thing is for certain; this sort of juvenile, absurd, junior-high-playground-level debate is..... silly, but still quite fun.


davethedope 09-09-2010 01:39 PM

Well, this is easy- if they boxed Tyson would murder Lee. If they were doing Kung Fu, Lee would clearly have superior skill.

In terms of an all out street fight, Tyson at the height of his psychosis would not even be a fair fight for Bruce, he wouldn't see it coming. And Tyson is just such a junkyard dog- like a rabid animal- I'd have to take Tyson- he was a lot angrier than Lee- Lee was a movie star.

CaptainHowdy 09-09-2010 01:49 PM

And I tought I have a lot of free time on my mind...

bronco67 09-09-2010 02:01 PM

Mike Tyson wouldn't be smart enough to beat Bruce Lee.

Gasper 09-09-2010 02:21 PM

you're fucking crazy if you think bruce lee has a chance .. tyson has the speed and the power to kill him with one good punch

john-tym 09-09-2010 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 17484864)
Yah, Bruce lee would win, because he's got such a long history of fights where he won with kung fu, right?

Bruce Lee was the start of the McDojo Asian martial arts bullshit that has permeated America. Deadly asian fighter blah blah blah.

That's why Bruce Lee started training in Boxing and chambers his punches like a boxer, and uses Boxing Footwork. That Kung Fu sure is deadly.

There's a reason for weight classes. A 145lbs man is not going to beat a 220lbs monster. Especially since that 220lbs monster is Mike Tyson. Some of you need to get punched in the face to find out for yourself.

You are absolutely right. Anyone who thinks Lee would win has seen too many movies.

Theo 09-09-2010 03:27 PM

I love Lee like all of you, but he wouldn't stand a chance against Tyson. Get realistic.

VenomXXX 09-09-2010 05:17 PM

Bruce Lee.

cambaby 09-09-2010 05:20 PM

Nigga please Shonuff would woop both they asses

FlexxAeon 09-09-2010 05:39 PM

tyson was fast, but he was fast for a heavyweight. he was not as fast or faster at throwing blows than bruce.

on the other hand, mike knows how to defend himself and take some punches (how many we don't know too well lol) and all he'd have to do is wait out bruce and look for the right opening to lay him out in one punch

but this is a street fight.

i say bruce lee wins with a brick to mike's dome :1orglaugh

Chezter 09-10-2010 06:20 AM

Everyone who ever tried any fight sport knows that Tyson would win without any problem, because of the weight. If someone is used to punches from heavyweight boxers there is no way how so light weighted guy could beat him. If they had the same weight, then who knows, Lee could win...


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