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BettingHandle 09-06-2010 02:34 AM

106 years old and still a virgin?!
 
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London: A 106-year-old woman in Britain is not only a virgin, she has never ever been kissed.

Isa Blyth, who turned 106 on Saturday, puts her longevity to being a virgin, The Sun reported.

She is of the opinion that being single has made her stay strong.

"I'm not sure if anyone ever tried it on ? but they never got anywhere! She says she never felt the need for romance and never had time for a man.

"She did like the odd sherry though," her niece Sheena Campbell was quoted as saying.
Blyth was born in 1904.

She used to attend flower club and church, sang in the choir, and played golf or gardening. She always stayed in Edinburgh and worked for 35 years as a private secretary to a whisky producer.

Sheena said, "She was wrapped up in her church and she loved her choir and flower club.
"And she had a high-powered job, which meant she was always busy.
"I think she was also a bit of a maiden lady as she was the first-born and acted as a head with her six brothers and sisters.

"She never had time to be sad. She's an amazing character. You wouldn't believe she was 106."

alias 09-06-2010 02:36 AM

deliver facial

Lukke 09-06-2010 02:37 AM

Jesus...

mikesinner 09-06-2010 02:45 AM

She must have been real homely when she was younger.

kane 09-06-2010 03:11 AM

I actually feel sorry for her.

Emma 09-06-2010 04:01 AM

she's probably senile and just making it up

fatfoo 09-06-2010 04:34 AM

It's amazing she survived to be this old.

StinkyPink 09-06-2010 04:36 AM

doubtful

scarlettcontent 09-06-2010 04:42 AM

:hitit not

seeandsee 09-06-2010 04:43 AM

fucking susan boyle at the end

iSpyCams 09-06-2010 04:48 AM

Is she still alive? Why are they talking about her like she died?

Vick! 09-06-2010 04:50 AM

I'd say hormonal imbalance. Otherwise, you can't resist.

Django 09-06-2010 05:08 AM

maybe she is just looking for..

MaDalton 09-06-2010 05:24 AM

i had a 98 year old lady who was still virgin when i worked at a retirement home. I was not allowed to help her cause didn't want men to see her naked. one day she fell in the bathroom - naked - hit the alarm and when i showed up she couldnt decide if i should help her or let her on the floor and get a female nurse...

nico-t 09-06-2010 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17472322)
i had a 98 year old lady who was still virgin when i worked at a retirement home. I was not allowed to help her cause didn't want men to see her naked. one day she fell in the bathroom - naked - hit the alarm and when i showed up she couldnt decide if i should help her or let her on the floor and get a female nurse...

what a whore...

gmr324 09-06-2010 06:54 AM

so much for the theory that frequent sex makes you live longer...always an exception to the rule I guess

2intense 09-06-2010 06:59 AM

i can't believe :action-sm

CyberHustler 09-06-2010 07:01 AM

She's lying. I fucked her.

thickcash_amo 09-06-2010 07:34 AM

Poor woman never knew what living is for!

Platinumpimp 09-06-2010 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 17472149)
I actually feel sorry for her.

Why? Some people just don't care about it, if she missed it I am sure she would done it ages ago. :winkwink:

2intense 09-06-2010 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17472555)
She's lying. I fucked her.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ethersync 09-06-2010 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukke (Post 17472103)
Jesus...

:2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 09-06-2010 08:14 AM

I don't care...

OneHungLo 09-06-2010 08:21 AM

Probably was a lesbian...

MasterBlow 09-06-2010 09:03 AM

I wanna see pics of her as a 20 year old

lexsteel 09-06-2010 09:11 AM

I can give her a little bit of my 11 inch, if she can handle it??????

itx 09-06-2010 09:58 AM

Incredible, LOL! :1orglaugh

elron 09-06-2010 10:01 AM

i've seen her on granny category on livejasmin

HomerSimpson 09-06-2010 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron (Post 17473002)
i've seen her on granny category on livejasmin

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-06-2010 07:15 PM

i'm sure she serviced the cooter plenty often

xmas13 09-06-2010 07:20 PM


kane 09-06-2010 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Platinumpimp (Post 17472653)
Why? Some people just don't care about it, if she missed it I am sure she would done it ages ago. :winkwink:

For me it is less about the sex that I feel sorry for her about. But she has never been kissed. That means she has never wrapped her arms around someone she cared deeply for and kissed them passionately. To me that is a pretty amazing feeling and it is something that she missed out on.

It reminds me of the Neil Young lyric: "there's one more kid that will never go to school, never get to fall in love, never get to be cool."

hotcontent 09-06-2010 07:48 PM

she waiting for his true love, guys! :)

Spunky 09-06-2010 07:52 PM

I bet she gave great head

tonyparra 09-06-2010 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lexsteel (Post 17472898)
I can give her a little bit of my 11 inch, if she can handle it??????

wtf where the hell did this nick materialize from?..Only on gfy lol

blonda80 09-06-2010 10:42 PM

I rather live 60 years old and have sex daily than having 106 years old and live for nothing!

itx 09-06-2010 10:56 PM

106 and no sex? I doubt :S


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