sincere invitation to Tea Party people
 

Slutboat to all Tea Baggers: Welcome to my house...sit here on my couch...now lay back and get comfy...comfortable? good... now open wide, yes that's right, just like you're at the dentist... good, that's right mouth open nice and wide, now close your eyes Im going to dangle my scraggly hairy nut sack right into your mouth now...ok here we go, easy does it.

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*bite*

That wasn't a good plan.

Ok....good free association?

Funny that the tea bags never had one iota of power, but they bring the worst out of you.

Why don't you save your hate for people that actually fucked up the country like CEOs neocons & big government repubs.

hmmm I like where you're going with the neocon thing... this could be a budding bromance... maybe we can tag team some Tea Party daughters...

wait did you just make a pussy queef little whine about big government? ah man, I just lost wood

ouch be more gentle while my slimy unwashed nads are in your mouth...I don't mind a little nibble...yes that's better...much better now.

Oh yea, totally Joshgirls. It was the big government republicans and neocons, not the big government republicans and retarded liberals. Glad to know your ability to be objective and post facts hasn't diminished.:thumbsup

Demon my man you need to work on a little relaxation therapy. All this hostilty and angst you are feeling is going to lead to serious stress that can affect your work, family, and all your relationships with those closest to you. Not to mention your health, it's widely agreed that stress can manifest itself in many conditions and diseases.

Now I want you to lie back, close your eyes, and take some big deep breaths...good that's better...how do you feel, good?...good...now open your mouth all the way and keep taking big deep breaths and clear your mind of all negativity towards liberals...good...nice...now keep your mouth open wide because a liberal is now sliding his sweaty unwashed balls into your open willing mouth...now isn't it nice to be a calm relaxed and wholely centered T Bagger?

I don't hate anyone except the dudes who ripped off my weed plants.

I leave the hate to the party of racism, hatred, and fear - repubtards/teabaggers