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  • munki
    Do Fun Shit.
    • Dec 2004
    • 13393
    #1

    Why do married men get fat...

    Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

    Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.

    “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
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    • GrouchyAdmin
      Now choke yourself!
      • Apr 2006
      • 12085
      #2
      Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.

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        • munki
          Do Fun Shit.
          • Dec 2004
          • 13393
          #3
          Originally posted by GrouchyAdmin
          Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.
          Mustard need be applied with caution...

          “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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            • CarlosTheGaucho
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2005
              • 9559
              #4
              I want a sex machine for my wife.

              What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?
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                • Peter-Porn
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 244
                  #5
                  Because they can"t get sex:P

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                    • nico-t
                      emperor of my world
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 29901
                      #6
                      its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.

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                        • Vick!
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 6882
                          #7
                          makes sense lol
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                            • gmr324
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 1199
                              #8
                              I thought they called it "happy weight"

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                                • Scott McD
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by nico-t
                                  its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.
                                  Yup! Guy thinks he's got some nice ass to come home to everyday. Get's married, signs his life and money away, then the bitch gets fat and doesn't fuck!


                                  Guy = Owned!


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                                    • ottopottomouse
                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 13177
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by nico-t
                                      its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.
                                      Find a woman who takes pride in her appearance. A potential fat slob isn't too hard to spot.
                                      ↑ see post ↑
                                      13101

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94008
                                          #11
                                          That's why real women are the ones that know how to use their nothings...

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                                            • ArsewithClass
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Mar 2007
                                              • 7957
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Scott McD
                                              Yup! Guy thinks he's got some nice ass to come home to everyday. Get's married, signs his life and money away, then the bitch gets fat and doesn't fuck!


                                              Guy = Owned!
                                              Thats what a pre nup is for


                                              Bitch get fat = Bitch get out

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                                                • HeadPimp
                                                  Bad Mo-Fo
                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                  • 2772
                                                  #13
                                                  I thought it was depression eating because their wives start looking like hell after they are married.

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                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 77384
                                                      #14
                                                      i cook mostly everything i eat so there's always something good in my ice box.
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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682
                                                          #15


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                                                            • woj
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                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 47880
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by munki
                                                              Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

                                                              Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.
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                                                                • munki
                                                                  Do Fun Shit.
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 13393
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                  I want a sex machine for my wife.

                                                                  What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?
                                                                  Still stuck firmly behind my Orange Curtain, don't think I will ever leave. How've ya been homie?

                                                                  “I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                                                                    • Chosen
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                                                                      • Aug 2001
                                                                      • 63151
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by munki
                                                                      Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

                                                                      Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.
                                                                      I LoL'd

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                                                                        • Lightning
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 870
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Pretty funny mate and a much needed chuckle during all the epass drama..

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                                                                            • CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                              • 9559
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by munki
                                                                              Still stuck firmly behind my Orange Curtain, don't think I will ever leave. How've ya been homie?
                                                                              Ain't too bad, moved to the coed capital of the country, got in shape.

                                                                              Even planning to put together a band around October or latest by the end of the year. Finally got a drummer, ain't got no guitarist but those are dime a dozen, we want to play some healthy rock music that people miss around here.
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                                                                                • KinkyFrenchies
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                                                  • 10
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Lack of sex man
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