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munki

09-04-2010 04:29 AM

Why do married men get fat...

Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.

GrouchyAdmin

09-04-2010 04:30 AM

Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.

munki

09-04-2010 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 17467385)

Either way a little ketchup will add quite a bit to either dish.

Mustard need be applied with caution...

CarlosTheGaucho

09-04-2010 04:35 AM

I want a sex machine for my wife.

What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?

Peter-Porn

09-04-2010 04:39 AM

Because they can"t get sex:P

nico-t

09-04-2010 04:47 AM

its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.

Vick!

09-04-2010 04:57 AM

makes sense lol

gmr324

09-04-2010 06:47 AM

I thought they called it "happy weight"

Scott McD

09-04-2010 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 17467415)

its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.

Yup! Guy thinks he's got some nice ass to come home to everyday. Get's married, signs his life and money away, then the bitch gets fat and doesn't fuck!

Guy = Owned!

ottopottomouse

09-04-2010 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 17467415)

its the women who get the fattest in the average marriage. Those whores.

Find a woman who takes pride in her appearance. A potential fat slob isn't too hard to spot.

CaptainHowdy

09-04-2010 07:10 AM

That's why real women are the ones that know how to use their nothings...

ArsewithClass

09-04-2010 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17467669)

Yup! Guy thinks he's got some nice ass to come home to everyday. Get's married, signs his life and money away, then the bitch gets fat and doesn't fuck!

Guy = Owned!

Thats what a pre nup is for :winkwink:

Bitch get fat = Bitch get out :pimp

HeadPimp

09-04-2010 10:09 AM

I thought it was depression eating because their wives start looking like hell after they are married.

brassmonkey

09-04-2010 10:19 AM

i cook mostly everything i eat so there's always something good in my ice box.

MetaMan

09-04-2010 10:20 AM

:1orglaugh

YOU BADDDDDDDDDDDDD

woj	09-04-2010 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17467380)

Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

munki

09-04-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho (Post 17467397)

I want a sex machine for my wife.

What's up Mik still kicking it in OC?

Still stuck firmly behind my Orange Curtain, don't think I will ever leave. How've ya been homie?

Chosen

09-04-2010 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17467380)

Bachelors : Go to refrigerator, see nothing they like, go to bed.

Married Men: Go to bed, see nothing they like, then go to refrigerator.

I LoL'd :1orglaugh

Lightning

09-04-2010 12:39 PM

Pretty funny mate and a much needed chuckle during all the epass drama..:thumbsup:1orglaugh

CarlosTheGaucho

09-07-2010 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 17468442)

Still stuck firmly behind my Orange Curtain, don't think I will ever leave. How've ya been homie?

Ain't too bad, moved to the coed capital of the country, got in shape.

Even planning to put together a band around October or latest by the end of the year. Finally got a drummer, ain't got no guitarist but those are dime a dozen, we want to play some healthy rock music that people miss around here.

KinkyFrenchies

09-07-2010 06:35 AM

Lack of sex man :love-boob:love-boob:love-boob

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