You know what the .XXX proposal needs? A "Mad Lib"
 

Remember Mad Libs? Of course you do; Mad Libs are awesome.

In concocting my comments for the current public comment period relating to the proposed .XXX sTLD, I ran into a form letter that has been submitted by a number of people. At first, it struck me as a pretty lazy approach to making a comment, but upon further reflection, I can see the appeal of not having to spend a lot of time on composing your own comments.

Then it hit me: in order to get both the convenience of a form letter and some degree of original thought into the same mix, what was needed as an Anti-.XXX Mad Lib.

Thus inspired, I composed the brief .XXX related Mad Lib below.

Enjoy! :thumbsup

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To Whom It May Concern:

My name is {Proper Noun}, and I operate {Domain Name}. I am fully opposed to the {Adjective} proposal from ICM and its CEO, that {Adjective} Stuart Lawley.

It?s very clear that this {Adjective} proposal is nothing more than a {Adjective} attempt at profiteering on the part of the {Plural Noun} at ICM, and their {Adjective} supporters from the domain registry sector.

Despite their repeated claims that the {Adjective} proposal enjoys widespread support among members of the adult entertainment industry, ICM has yet to provide any compelling evidence that this claim is anything other than complete and utter {Noun}, so only a {Noun} would believe this {Adjective} pile of {Noun}.

In truth, not one adult entertainment company approves of .XXX, with the exception of {Company or Individual Name} and {Company or Individual Name}, who I find to be {Adjective} and {Adjective} and who I believe would sell their own {Noun} if they thought it would make them a {Type of Coin}.

If there were any justice in this {Adjective} world, that {Noun} Lawley would be strung up by his {Anatomical Feature} and flogged with a {Noun} until his {Noun} fell off.

For the above reasons, and for too many other reasons to count, I call upon the ICANN Board to {Verb} this {Adjective} proposal. The proposal smells of {Noun}, and it deserves nothing less than to be skull-{Past Tense Verb} into oblivion.

Sincerely,
{Proper Noun}

PS ? {Verb} that {Noun} Lawley and the {Noun} he {Past Tense Verb} in on.
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Fight the LOL!

To Whom It May Concern:

My name is {Pig Vomit}, and I operate {vaginabloodfarts.com}. I am fully opposed to the {salty} proposal from ICM and its CEO, that {dank} Stuart Lawley.

It’s very clear that this {timid} proposal is nothing more than a {monotonous} attempt at profiteering on the part of the {octopi} at ICM, and their {obnoxious} supporters from the domain registry sector.

Despite their repeated claims that the {blue} proposal enjoys widespread support among members of the adult entertainment industry, ICM has yet to provide any compelling evidence that this claim is anything other than complete and utter {candy}, so only a {passport} would believe this {suspicious} pile of {drugs}.

In truth, not one adult entertainment company approves of .XXX, with the exception of {Skank Of America} and {Shiti Bank}, who I find to be {tiresome} and {bright} and who I believe would sell their own {cell phone} if they thought it would make them a {quarter}.

If there were any justice in this {large} world, that {ogre} Lawley would be strung up by his {armpit} and flogged with a {sunglasses} until his {cigarette lighter} fell off.

For the above reasons, and for too many other reasons to count, I call upon the ICANN Board to {sing} this {used} proposal. The proposal smells of {toilet paper}, and it deserves nothing less than to be skull-{boned} into oblivion.

Sincerely,
{John McCain}

PS – {Dodge} that {jungle} Lawley and the {airplane} he {crashed} in on.
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lol..nice one Quentin

Special thanks to Connor Young for supplying me with the fill in the blanks and having no clue whatsoever what this was all about.

Fuckin priceless :thumbsup

bump :)

putting {Adjective} right in front of Stuart Lawley was cruel :1orglaugh

What's the "Mad Lib" think about this?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=984906

Thanks,

Dave

Bookmarked :thumbsup

get your comments in........