time machine .... who remembers when
 

the tittie war would start on the last day of the shows....

I remember one year when sweet had the military booth set up... I nailed cheshire in the face from cumshot distance... she litterally walked right in front of me...

good times....

Yeah those were pretty sweet lol

Ok Ok, who remembers this guy wanting to fight Kimbo but chickened out?

Good times huh ;))))

They would bring crates of those rubber boobs out on the floor just as people were about to tear down.... Everyone would start wingin' em all over the show floor. I actually got one so far up it landed on one of the steel girders in the ceiling and never came down... LOL


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good times... yea...

The last one I participated in was tittieless, the last year we had booths at internext vegas. Someone sponsored blue stress balls and we were winging those around the place like crazy. I want to say they were Camz balls but I can't remember.

The foam titties definitely got alot of mileage. If you go to the Doubledown Saloon (kind of like the vegas equiv of CBGBs) there are some show titties stapled or hot guled around the place that are now permanent parts of the decor.

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you do realize that my coach is the dood that beat the fuck outta kimbo on the ultimate fighter show right? gave kimbo 57 un answered punches to the head? ring a bell?


for the record especally after seeing kimbo in MMA and his ground.. that I would have no problem what so ever beating kimbo :)

no to mention make guys tap all day that rolled with kimbo during the show....

but fact remains we will never know... in reality he could still catch me with a prayer and KO me... but I like to think i'd have him down before that

I bet it's still there... convention halls are ran by union so I know damn well they are not cleaning the rafters

Good for your coach. What does that have to do with you fighting him?

I guess your reading comprehension is not that well.....

let me explain ...

ok so people I train with have all beat kimbo BAD on the show... I hold my own very well with these guys.. I tap them they tap me...

so me fighting kimbo would be whats called "sandbagging"

in leymans terms it's picking on someone you already know you can beat...

in mma the shit kimbo gets caught in is 101.... now the dood still hits hard ... but not as hard as people think... he just does not have heavyweight KO power.... and he can't cut down to 205 cause of his bad heart.... (yes kimbo has a bad ticker that he takes meds for everyday)

anyways ill be fighting sometime between nov-jan depending on the payday.... since you talk lots on here I figure you may want to come train with the camp get me ready for my fight?

Sure, I'll come train with you. Should be a blast. When and where?

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so at least your coach didnt shoot his mouth off on an adult webmaster board about kicking kimbo's ass then chicken out

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My first one was in Miami of 2002. :)

first one for me was Internext Miami in 2003; dont recall any tittie wars there

Throwing boobies and running over to Benny at the sexmoney booth at the end of the show to grab whatever good German beer was left.

I remember CE had those pink titties at shows around 2001 / 02

I remember that. Those were the day. I have a picture of my youngest as a baby holding one of those tits.

Those are some awful memories...

We started a war with gamma one year! Was awesome! Had couches turned over for cover and everything

me too, good times

Remember the Lightspeed fighter jet rides? I was sooo jealous of StuartD because he got to go on one and I didn't. :)

Who remembers the katanas that Steve Hearn gave out as corporate gifts to companies that displayed at IA 2000, back when that name didn't seem quite as out-of-date?

By the way, if you have one of those swords... don't do what my old pal 'Jack Benway' did when he wanted to see if it was sharp, and poke yourself in the hand with the tip of the sword.

As it turns out, those swords were very sharp, indeed.

That was one of my first shows... Was sitting down talking with a few friends who had been around before, they explained to me the closing flying of the genitalia... Fun times lobbing blue balls around a huge hall. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Danza Vs. Kimbo, coming to UFC 2011.

I could only be so lucky... id for sure take the fight

Pics ?

Where pics?

The way you were running away in that fight you were in that you posted here, I doubt Kimbo could catch you. You're pretty quick! :1orglaugh

He escaped one flying punch with a retreat... get real. Theres more you could grasp at that makes sense.

Ill be rolling the mats with him some time this next week. You should come out :thumbsup

have you got any other fights to show apart from the one where you beat that guy with a fluke punch at the end? Sorry, but that's the only one I saw and you weren't all that good.

Mark, nobody took pics back then. If they would have we all would have been arrested. :2 cents:

The wildest show I remember was the Atlantic City video show back in like 1996 or 1997, that show was just plain nasty. Jeremy was in the booth next door with a young virgin they were going to shoot that night. The sex swing was being demonstrated live. It was pure insanity.

At one of the Vegas shows I had the really surreal experience of having been hit on the head pretty hard by a flying boob (I think I was actually standing at the adult.com stand with Tofu) and looking up to having Max Hardcore helping me up and offering to go find who did it and 'sort them out'. So, very very weird. I did thank him and then decline his help.

yet some on this board still think max needs to be in jail....

let me ask you were there any other webmasters there to help you go find who did it?


just another good story about max... yet he is still in jail