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amacontent 08-30-2010 09:31 PM

The last excorcist... It fucking sucks !!!
 
DO NOT SEE THE LAST EXCORCIST !!!! ITS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
ITs exactly same thing as Blair Witch Project. SHot as a documentary. Nothing scary, the 3 people die at end but you see nothing. FUCK THESE PEOPLE for stealing our money. WASTE OF TIME. You will be pissed off that you went.

bronco67 08-30-2010 10:15 PM

Just because you didn't like doesn't mean you should spoil it for everyone else. What kind of narcissist are you?

Anyway, it was pretty good up until that crap at the end.

Raf1 08-30-2010 10:23 PM

haven't seen it yet, but I don't think I will. Horror movies haven't been of any interest to me for quite some time.

fatfoo 08-30-2010 10:29 PM

I didn't see it.

sex69 08-30-2010 10:46 PM

I don't like horror movies either!

JD 08-30-2010 10:49 PM

damn... was hoping it would be a good one :/ been a long time since a movie really freaked me out

amacontent 08-30-2010 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17454112)
Just because you didn't like doesn't mean you should spoil it for everyone else. What kind of narcissist are you?

Anyway, it was pretty good up until that crap at the end.

What was pretty good about it ???. It was EXACTLY like blair witch project. Pointless , shot like an interview for the whole movie. Id a loved someone to inform me of this mess. I love movie going and this was a rude slap in the face. There was not ONE GOOD MOMENT in this movie. Save your 10 bux people. They even did the same stupid running thru the forest part with the camera pointing to the ground at night bullshit. Dam I cant believe I wasted my evening.

SykkBoy 08-31-2010 12:50 AM

How in the world did you not know it was a cross between Blair Witch and The Exorcist?
They've been touting it as such for awhile now...

I actually enjoyed it oveall. The ending did seem a little out of left field (and thanks for spoiling it for those who didn't see it yet) but overall it was better than I expected and soo much better than that god awful Paranormal Activity everyone got a massive boner about last year.

I was actually working on a similar type of screenplay, but got beat to the punch...

My biggest complaint was the PG13 rating and teeny bopper crowd it brought...I wanted to slap a couple of them around and turn them over to one of those throat gagging porn guys that like to brutalize women...ugh

bbobby86 08-31-2010 03:34 AM

not yet... but it suck right...?

mikesinner 08-31-2010 03:49 AM

I hate demon possession movies because there are so many idiots that believe that stuff is real and these types of movies reinforce that for them.

One of the most popular demon possession legends was actually probably a girl that was molested by her priest father who conveniently ran away right before she was handed over to the catholic priests who beat the devil out of her until she died.

They claimed she beat herself and starved herself to death. I guess she gave herself the two black eyes she had before she died. Those German priests are not the kind you want to hand your daughter over to. Deeply religious people make me sick.

pOrRiDgE 08-31-2010 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17454112)
Just because you didn't like doesn't mean you should spoil it for everyone else. What kind of narcissist are you?

Anyway, it was pretty good up until that crap at the end.

How can you defend the crap that is being produced nowadays???

John-ACWM 08-31-2010 04:10 AM

Great spoiler! The movie never caught my attention anyway :)

CaptainHowdy 08-31-2010 05:32 AM

Great head up, indeed looks like a stinker...

Spunky 08-31-2010 05:59 AM

I'll wait for the rental

candyflip 08-31-2010 06:02 AM

This one doesn't even seem to be worth downloading.

Altwebdesign 08-31-2010 06:03 AM

the very first one wasnt all that good, how many have they made now?

NaughtyVisions 08-31-2010 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17454702)
the very first one wasnt all that good, how many have they made now?

I haven't seen it, but since this one is called The Last Exorcism, I don't think it has any ties to the The Exorcist franchise.

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-31-2010 06:30 AM

It was worth seeing and was made pretty well. It has already made back the production budget by over 10x in the one week it's been out.

Aren't you the failed content producer?

Bryan G 08-31-2010 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 17454069)
DO NOT SEE THE LAST EXCORCIST !!!! ITS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS
ITs exactly same thing as Blair Witch Project. SHot as a documentary. Nothing scary, the 3 people die at end but you see nothing. FUCK THESE PEOPLE for stealing our money. WASTE OF TIME. You will be pissed off that you went.

Cheers for ruining the end asshole.

2intense 08-31-2010 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 17454779)
Cheers for ruining the end asshole.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh correct

seeandsee 08-31-2010 06:48 AM

I dont like demon stuff movies, there is no too much good action

RyuLion 08-31-2010 06:48 AM

I like some horror movies but not the ones with a bad ended..
oh well..

anexsia 08-31-2010 07:02 AM

Thanks for spoiling the ending =/ and I had actually liked The Blair Witch Project. I'm a big horror movie buff and have a huge collection from the oldies all the way to the new crap being made.

pOrRiDgE 08-31-2010 07:11 AM

What i dont understand is why instead of cramming the shit thats been comming out of hollywood for the last ten years down our throats, they dont just pay the writers and producers enough to actually make some good movies... Its like theres no other way for these assholes to contribute than to dumb you down. You know what im saying?

The Dawg 08-31-2010 07:22 AM

They weren't going to get my money anyway - The trailer looks like garbage.

bronco67 08-31-2010 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 17454192)
What was pretty good about it ???. It was EXACTLY like blair witch project. Pointless , shot like an interview for the whole movie. Id a loved someone to inform me of this mess. I love movie going and this was a rude slap in the face. There was not ONE GOOD MOMENT in this movie. Save your 10 bux people. They even did the same stupid running thru the forest part with the camera pointing to the ground at night bullshit. Dam I cant believe I wasted my evening.

That's just your opinion. I'm not being sarcastic -- it really isn't that bad. Some decent "natural" acting and few good scares(with a silly ending). Why would you spoil the ending just because you think your opinion rules over all else?

TurboAngel 08-31-2010 08:23 AM

Cool I'll wait till it comes out on HBO.

_Richard_ 08-31-2010 08:46 AM

gf wants to see this

i realize now that looking at this critique has done nothing but make it worse

ShellyCrash 08-31-2010 09:02 AM

I have heard much the same, and I hate shakey cam so wasn't going to see it anyway, but blowing the ending for everyone is a bit of shit :321GFY

amacontent 08-31-2010 12:02 PM

I just saved everyone 10 bux and a waste of 2 hours. If and when you see it you will be happy . You walk out of that movie more stupid than you were when you walked in. It sucks the IQ rating right out of your brain.

As far as ruining the ending well theres alot more that happened than I said here. All be it , all stupid shit but there is more.

Adam X 08-31-2010 12:48 PM

remember in the blair witch, that one scene from the tent.. laughing kid in the darkness... there's an entire movie there somewhere.. something about invisible laughing kids in darkness that scared the shit out of me... won't be seeing exorcist until it hits cable.

dirtybaker1331 08-31-2010 02:36 PM

That is a douchebag thing to do. Seriously. How about **Spoiler Alert** before you go fucking up the ending for people that care. Luckily I don't have any desire to see this but if you told me for example that you hated the Sixth Sense and said **Spoiler Alert** Bruce Willis was dead the whole time I would be pissed.

webair 08-31-2010 02:40 PM

glad i didn't see it the promos looked good

amacontent 08-31-2010 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dirtybaker1331 (Post 17456136)
That is a douchebag thing to do. Seriously. How about **Spoiler Alert** before you go fucking up the ending for people that care. Luckily I don't have any desire to see this but if you told me for example that you hated the Sixth Sense and said **Spoiler Alert** Bruce Willis was dead the whole time I would be pissed.

BIG DIFERENCE between Sixth Sense and this useless piece of crap. Big difference between not liking this and feeling ripped off. Get on with yer life. Call me what you want but you will thank me later.

amacontent 08-31-2010 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 17455833)
remember in the blair witch, that one scene from the tent.. laughing kid in the darkness... there's an entire movie there somewhere.. something about invisible laughing kids in darkness that scared the shit out of me... won't be seeing exorcist until it hits cable.

How are you Adam. As bad as Blair Witch was at LEAST there were some scary parts. In this fucked up shit there was ZERO !!!! Worst movie in history.

justinsain 08-31-2010 03:47 PM

I wonder if Satan has more traffic than God

JakeR 08-31-2010 04:03 PM

thanks for the spoiler fatass

NaughtyVisions 08-31-2010 04:18 PM

Ambiguous 'Last Exorcism' Ending Causes Controversy

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So what was it about the ending that ticked off so many people? WARNING: MASSIVE SPOILERS COMING.

The film centers on Cotton Marcus (Patrick Fabian), a jaded preacher who does one last exorcism for a documentary crew. The victim, Nell Sweetzer (a very limber Ashley Bell), is either actually possessed by the devil or is suffering from profound psychological issues, which, judging from her rough, remote, and rigid upbringing, wouldn't be too much of a stretch to believe. "Exorcism" starts to get weird during the last ten minutes when Marcus and the documentary crew returns to the Sweetzer farm unannounced. They stumble onto a sort of bizarre ceremony before a massive bonfire. It turns out that the seemingly pious Pastor Manley (Tom Bentley) is actually a Satanist. Laying in front of the congregation, Nell gives birth to a red, spikey demonic creature that the Pastor immediately pitches into the fire. As Cotton walks towards the fire with cross in hand, the camera crew is discovered. While the producer gets axed, the cameraman, with the camera still rolling, sprints into the woods. Soon enough, however, Nell's brother and fellow Satanist, Caleb (Caleb Landry Jones) catches and beheads him. The end.

The "Rosemary's Baby" meets "Blair Witch" ending was so out of left field that a lot of audience members felt blindsided. Many felt that dramatic tension centering on whether Nell was possessed or just crazy imploded in the film's final ten minutes in a shaky-cam jumble of blood and pentagrams.

"Ultimately it's not clear what the movie wants to say about the way religious thinking makes people easy prey for hucksters and scam artists," writes Eugene Novikov of Cinmatical. "I'm also not sure the movie ultimately makes sense."

But where some saw muddled confusion, others saw admirable ambiguity. "The last thing 'The Last Exorcism' needed was a tacked-on denouement that tidied up the plot," wrote John Young of EW.com. "I left a satisfied customer."

The director, Daniel Stamm, is unapologetic about the untidiness of his film's final minutes. "People found the ending too abrupt, but you can't tie the story up neatly if your photographer is killed. If you and I walked into a devil worshiper mass, we wouldn't know what was going on. We wouldn't understand where to point the camera, and who the big boss is. We would never understand it. That to me is the meaning of the ending."
Haven't seen the movie; I thought the trailers looked cool. Honestly, even with the negativity, I still want to see it. I'll wait until it hits FiOS OnDemand though, which I was going to do anyway. But, it sounds to me like they threw in a major twist at the end, and the majority of people just don't get it, to which the director says :321GFY

2MuchMark 08-31-2010 08:12 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320244/

amacontent 08-31-2010 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by JakeR (Post 17456340)
thanks for the spoiler fatass

Youre welcome skinny dick


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