Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations
 

Sweet. I was just getting ready to post this. Love The Onion.

Damn BFT3K, what are you going to do for a career if this happens in our lifetime? I smell jizz mopper.

Someone has toooo much time on their hands.

The reason why children are taught not to do something is so that they grow up into adults that don't do something. Although, adults should do some things that children should not do.