What kind of bullshit is this?
 

I've just recived this e-mail. I've received e-mails like it before, but they arrived from Nigeria usually. This one is from Philipines.
What kind of bullshit does the writer plans? Any ideas?
Dear Sir

My name is LOI C.ESTRADA,The wife of Mr. JOSEPH
ESTRADA, the former President of Philippines located
in the South East Asia.

My husband was recently impeached from office by a
backed uprising of mass demonstrators and the Senate.

My husband is presently in jail and facing trial on
charges of corruption, embezzlement, and the
mysterious charge of plunder which might lead to death sentence.
The present government is forcing my husband out of
Manila to avoid demonstration by his supporter.

During my husband's regime as president of Philippine,

I realized some reasonable amount of money from
various deals that I successfully executed. I have
plans to invest this money for my children's future on real
estate and industrial production. My husband is not
aware of this because I wish to do it secretly for
now.

before my husband was impeached, I secretly siphoned
the sum of $30,000,000 million USD (Thirty million United
states dollars) out of Philippines and deposited the money
with a security firm that transports valuable goods and consignments
through diplomatic means.

I am contacting you because I want you to go to the
security company and claim the money on my behalf
since I have declared that the consignment belong to
my foreign business partner. You shall also be
required to assist me in investment in your country.

I hope to trust you as a God fearing person who will
not sit on this money when you claim it, rather assist me
properly, I expect you to declare what percentage of
the total money you will take for your assistance.

When I receive your positive response I will let you
know where the security company is
and the payment pin code to claim the money which is
very important.

For now, let all our communication is by e-mail
because my line are right now connected to the
Philippines Telecommunication Network services. Please
also send me your telephone and fax number.

I will ask my son contact you to give you more details on
after i have received a responce from you.

Thank you and God bless you and family.

MRS LOI C ESTRADA

you're lucky. sweet deal there. i had a friend who got a similar email and he did what this Philipino guy wants you to do, and sure enough it made him a very rich man for doing very little.

carpe diem!

You had a friend? And what's with him now? Isn't he in jail on Philipines or so?
Seriously:
I receive mail like this once a month(average). There's bullshit smewhere. I heard, that they'll steal everything you own somehow. But i can't find a problem in this offer.

Bullshit, the security company is gonna ask for your account # and all they do is steal all ur money thru a check, since u somehow agree to offer b4 taking money out of their account. They are not in Phillipines by the way, and u will lose all ur money from ur acct or if not, all ur overdraft, and if not, u will have a debt to ur bank and that's how ur gonna lose ur properties and shit!