Today's Wake N' Bake Thought of The Day
 

You know how when someone farts and they reference a duck? i.e. Rodney Dangerfield - "Whoa, somebody step on a duck?" - Caddyshack

How bad does it suck to be a creature that, the only sound you are capable of making is compared to a fart sound? :rasta

My farts usually sound more like a motorbike...

Sometimes you get those ones that sound like a squeaky cabinet door?

Oil your cabinet doors then.

Aflac.....

do you think that guy owns a few pet ducks?

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...50-FARTING.jpg

I guess it could be worse...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...1765-SHART.jpg

ADG

My baked thought of the day: Why are sleeveless shirts called wife beaters?

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...WifeBeater.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...WifeBeater.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...wifebeater.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...WIFEBEATER.jpg

Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?

ADG

Honest to god, I let out a huge blurter of a duck, just as I clicked the thread title !

Cargo by ship... shipment by car....

Due to the type of man that wears them.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die?

sucks to be a duck!!!

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...730ebf947a.jpg

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. Wait, I think I've forgotten this before.

ADG

my head just exploded

?Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information and religions destroy spirituality? --Michael Ellner

Now that's hot !!!! :thumbsup