Worst co-worker ever
 

I'm sure you don't want to be sharing an office with this guy

http://cbs2.com/local/semen.fullerto...2.1865375.html

I believe she took his stapler... :Oh crap

http://thesource.typepad.com/.a/6a00...3e3928a4-800wi

http://www.ourgeeklife.com/wp-conten...lton_looks.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3cRCGuozbB...400/milton.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...emystapler.jpg

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His semen made her sick? sucks for her husband

That just doesn't sound right. Firstly, when she "got sick" would it happen so instantaneously that she would know it was her water and send it off? Come on. And has she NEVER swallowed?

I thought chicks liked that kind of thing

Are you suggesting that she tricked him into cumming in her mouth, then she spit his sperm out into a water bottle, and then turned it in as DNA evidence?

Of all the sleazy, conniving, low-down, female dirty tricks!!! :mad:

I blame it all on Monica's Lewinsky's blue dress! :helpme

http://rubytwoshoes.files.wordpress....1251902090.png

Maybe women really are smarter than men...NAH! :winkwink:

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LOL that was funny. Good thing not many women get sick from it.

Toxic semen?

They prob mean got sick as in made her vomit or gave her dry heaves. I mean, just imagine you go to take a sip of your tasty beverage, but oh, wait, it's cum. Surprise!

It's a stranger's bodily fluids being introduced into your mouth in a non consentual way. Fuck. Vomit city.

I can't believe he's only being charged with misdermeanors.

Bah... that's just rookie shit.

My whole opinion of American police and charges is going to be a bit screwed by the hysterical orange coloured Sheriff John Bunnell and the charge you for everything they can think of mentality on World's Wildest Police Videos and I would have expected off of that for him to be charged with rape somehow.

Interesting charge list. I love that Stapler guy in the Office movie!