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Half man, Half Amazing 08-17-2010 03:13 PM

David Hasselhoff Roast on Comedy Central last night....
 
It was the complete train wreck I thought it would be. sad. not even remotely funny.

On a side note, my pie was really good.

dyna mo 08-17-2010 03:18 PM

i laughed my fucking ass off watching it! watched it 2x in fact.

L-Pink 08-17-2010 03:38 PM

For a roast it was pretty good, really liked the Family Guy host.


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scarlettcontent 08-17-2010 03:40 PM

I love those roasts, William Shatner was one of the best :thumbsup

gmr324 08-17-2010 03:40 PM

I got some good laughs, the Hoff just gives too much ammo for jokes. Granted it
wasn't as funny as other roasts like the ones for Pamela Anderson or Bob Saget.

Amputate Your Head 08-17-2010 03:41 PM

Hoff is a pathetic waste of human life.

but he's still the man. :thumbsup

dyna mo 08-17-2010 03:46 PM

hoff's liver is so black & bloated it could of starred in precious!

hey seth- the simpson's called, they want their everything back.

NetHorse 08-17-2010 03:46 PM

I went to go see the Expendables last night, but I caught part of the replay. I thought it was a good roast.

scarlettcontent 08-17-2010 03:47 PM

Lol at the hoffs music for sale on amazon - people who bought this item also bought a shotgun :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 08-17-2010 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 17422782)
Lol at the hoffs music for sale on amazon - people who bought this item also bought a shotgun :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dyna mo 08-17-2010 03:51 PM

the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

_Richard_ 08-17-2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17422794)
the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 08-17-2010 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17422794)
the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

Never liked the idea of being my own product. :2 cents:

dyna mo 08-17-2010 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17422802)
This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

Never liked the idea of being my own product. :2 cents:

nail hit on head. in fact, they were advertising his upcoming reality show with his daughters during the roast.

Jakez 08-17-2010 04:57 PM

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar...... and usually stays there until closing.

GTS Mark 08-17-2010 06:43 PM

Hulk hogan was awesome also!

WinstonTriplexcash 08-17-2010 06:50 PM

Nothing beats the chevy chase roast by stephen colbert...

Simply awesome...

dyna mo 08-17-2010 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark (Post 17423104)
Hulk hogan was awesome also!

hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mynameisjim 08-17-2010 07:04 PM

I thought it was pretty funny. There were some good lines.

I wonder why The Hoff is such a joke? He was in two of the most iconic shows in two separate decades. If the shows sucked then we should all be embarrassed ourselves for having watched them.

But I guess it's like a one-hit-wonder. Everybody makes fun of them but having a worldwide hit song is a pretty decent accomplishment.

Still funny to roast those guys though...lol

Half man, Half Amazing 08-17-2010 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17423124)
hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ya, that one was crazy:Oh crap

dyna mo 08-17-2010 07:24 PM

another keeper-

David your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to it you would hear it say ' whachoo talkin bout Willis?

epitome 08-17-2010 07:34 PM

I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.

epitome 08-17-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17423124)
hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL, didn't they do a cutaway to Nick (his son) after that joke?

epitome 08-17-2010 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17422802)
This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

Never liked the idea of being my own product. :2 cents:

The beauty of it all is that none of that matters to him. He does not have to work. Baywatch is still in syndication around the world and he gets big checks from that deal. Plus he made a ton singing and touring even though it never caught on over here.

pamon 08-18-2010 01:32 AM

i liked it. funny. lisa lampinelli is a great comic too. good stuff

CamTraffic 08-18-2010 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17423171)
I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.

Lampanelli was a good sport for Sure ("Lisa, you look like Susan Boyle fucked Snookie.")

That one was a killer: "Pam, you've slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood?"

awesome roast! :thumbsup

John-ACWM 08-18-2010 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarlettcontent (Post 17422759)
I love those roasts, William Shatner was one of the best :thumbsup

LOL I concur, the black character and the asian dude were hilarious!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 08-18-2010 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTS Mark (Post 17423104)
Hulk hogan was awesome also!

Hogan was the worst part of the whole thing. He supplied some good bombing ground for the funny peoples, but himself he didn't supply much. The real top of the show was Giraldo killing it at the end. I literally had tears in my eyes. He ripped the shit out of everyone, and did so with graceful obscenity. Pure awesome. Overall a good roast. Gotfried was pretty good too, but when can you not love Gotfried's standup?

dyna mo 08-18-2010 11:48 AM

audience, please turn off all your cell phones so you can experience what it's like to be gilbert gottfried! lolz


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