I knocked out some butch lesbian last night. What a fucked up night I had.
 

Not proud of it, lets get that straight. I was defending myself from an attack from 3 butchy lesbians. Went to the local watering hole by my place here after my poker game where I just lost $500 :( Anyway, sitting there having a beer with a friend of mine and these 3 chicks were sitting next to us. They strike up a convo with us. Next thing I know the shots were coming everybody is joking and having a good time. Then it got ugly. I'm outside having a smoke alone and these chicks come up to me saying to me that I was touching her friend trying to put my hand down her pants. Caught me totally off guard. It was bullshit. If you saw these fucking ugly bitches you would know. I put my arm around one of them jokingly saying I was going to try and make her straight. But just going with the way the convo was going. Nothing out of line. So anyway I'm outside and these broads started coming at me. Pushing me. Then one grabbed me and ripped my shirt right down the middle and I dropped to a knee. By this time my oakleys hit the ground and she fucking smashed them. Then the fist started flying at me. None connecting. I did my best to keep them away from me pushing them off, but they were trying to knock me out. Then one of them tagged me on the temple. Then I had enough. I planted a right hook right on the button of the one that got me and she went down. She was on the ground snoring. The other 2 backed off and by this time I was spinning. Freaking out, yelling. My friend was outside holding me back at this point. Then the lesbians picked up their friend and started heading down the road. About 10 minutes later the cops came and I got arrested and put in the back seat and questioned. I'm not kidding after talking with the police and after they talked to people who saw what happened they released me and then came into the bar and shot pool with us. Unbelievable night...

So when are you up for another night of poker?

lol. I play Tuesdays - Thursdays

damn, butch dykes can get feisty no doubt but thats pretty psychotic. unlikely they will show their faces in that establishment again unless they are really fucking stupid.

Cue all the comments from the "you shouldn't hit girls" crowd.

On a side note I can think of at least a dozen bars where that's a typical weeknight in Winnipeg.

Never hit a women in my life man and never thought I would, but it was just a natural reaction to defend myself. These weren't ladies/girls anyway. These were women about the same size as me. One was bigger then me.

good story

Would have been better story if title read, "I knocked up some butch lesbian last night..."

Damm sounds like you got bitch slapped some girls are worse than men when they are drunk glad it all turned out ok for ya in the end though

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Hitting or battering a woman is one thing and completely unacceptable. Defending yourself from attackers, male or female, is another thing entirely. You gotta do what you gotta do.

Pics ?

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It would be cool if it was caught on video. I'd be a youtube start by now.lol Fighting off 3 ugly butch dykes. What a scene...

Shoulda kicked her in the head while she was on the ground snoring to teach her a real lesson. When she woke up the next day and seen her face all scarred up that would have been the last time she picked a fight with anybody. Seen that happen to a few buddies that were in a severe need of a beating. Sounds like all three of those dykes were.

fun nite 4 sure!

Oh yeah, lost $500 playing cards, lost my $150 glasses, got my shirt ripped off my back and punched in the head by a chick, fucking awesome.lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup Sorry to hear bout your problem Martin:winkwink:

Shoulda kicked em in the cunt!

punter in the gunter


Martin: Sounds rough but if they want to act like asshole guys what's the difference, equal rights I say. :thumbsup

i was waiting for this

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:Oh crap

When I was freaking out I was close to swinging at everything around me, but my better sense kicked in. I think the fact I didn't lose it totally kept me from going to jail.

What is your local watering hole? Where is the card game? I might be down sometime soon

You got lucky with the cops, no? a lot of places in the US I think they would take the girls side regardless of what happened :thumbsup

For Poker that is not fighting lesbos ;)

:1orglaugh lesson learned don't fuck with dikes! some are that way because of men cheating whatever else fucked up and crazy bitches. :2 cents:

Im one of those shouldnt hit girls for sure. However if it walks like a man, talks like a man and wants to try and throw a beatdown on you like a man.... it's lights out as far as I am concerned. I hear you with the self defense and thats probably the only thing that could justify what you did... but it does justify it.

Sounds like a fucked up night, I hope you dont have any more like it

lol... thinking the same ...

lol Hey Bill. I'll hit you up on Icq and give you my #. I'm going to be having a poker game on Wed nights. $1-$2 NL. Be cool to have you out. The watering hole by my place is just a small joint on Lakeshore and Cawthra. Just a place to grab a brew and shoot a game of pool. The girl behind the bar has a great rack. Mostly why I go there :)

they obviously wanted to hit it. haha

To bad you could not get all 3 of them snoring... Dumb bitches ;)

Dude I was close. They were in shock when I put the one chick down and just standing there, but I didn't want to start punching out girls. Even in my state of mind I knew it wasn't my best move.

She did you a favor bro. Get some Revos. :winkwink:

lol.. Never heard of them bud. I'll check them out when I go glasses shopping.

all this and it was on a Thursday? damn....

Just curious as to what you'd do if a gay guy came up to you, put his arm around you and said that he was going to turn your gay...

It's happened and I just laughed it off..

man that's a good point, what's the possibility of 'gay bashing' coming up?

Epitome, Im no bigot. I have nothing against you gay peeps.

If you want to act like a man, and fight like a man. Be prepared to get your ass kicked like a man. :2 cents:

i didn't mean to imply that

If that was on a blog, what would the adwords ads be promoting? Poker.. oaklies.. fucking ugly bitches... pool.. lol.

Glad it turned out mostly alright, sounds like a mess.

Ouch! Bulls are for real and will lay a beating on you without a thought. Seen it in Hollywood and its not pretty.


I own a Laser lighting company. My company does a lot of clubs, commercials, movies and gay male events every month.

Before i had employees i would be the main laser tech. My company is well known and has a solid reputation with the club community and gay community. One of my gay clients put me in contact with the person that puts on the "Dyhna Shore" Lesbian festival in Palm Springs. Very big event. About 10,000 lesbians that attend this every year.


Long story short, im thinking "yea 10,000 lesbos and me" this is gonna rock!! Man i was way wrong!!!! I was set up in the back with my lasers and lighting board, hot girls would come and say "Hi". It was kind of cool at 1st. Then in comes all of the "Bulls", I got dirty looks from these girls immediately. Then as the night went on, i got threats. These were not cute, lipstick girls threatening me. These were, what looked like to me as men. The men looking girls were acting as if all of the hot girls belonged to them and i was fishing in the wrong place.

Every time a cute lipstick looking girl came to talk to me, a "Bull" was right behind her with a few choice words. I learned that these "Bulls" were for real and if i got into it with one, I would be in it with all and i would seriously be fucked. There was nowhere to run or hide. I would have been in the parking lot after the event, and would have with out a doubt, been worked over by these "Bulls".

In short "Bulls" are for real. They want to be men so bad, that they will do what ever it takes to be manly, including whooping a mans ass.



Still do the shows every year, but i send out other techs to run the job. That is the only Lesbo event we handle and the music and women are painful. I will choose to work gay male events all day long. The people are polite, respectful that im strait and the music is really good.

Butch lesbos should be lined up and shot!

people are fucking nuts. you can't even go out anymore without some headfucked idiot causing trouble.

OK, good...then you did what you had to do last night, I guess.

If you had been freaked out then I would have said something about glass houses and stones or something along those lines. :thumbsup

Great movie. :thumbsup Every time I bring it up people get it confused with that stupid ass movie 'Death Race'.

:thumbsup Just wanted to make sure you weren't driving on a one way street and you aren't.