I just couldn't fuck her
 

Been dating a lot - and go out with this one girl - physo-therapist job.... early 30's, 6'0 tall, thin, hot, great background - traveled the world, awesome stories... had a fantastic dinner and went for drink on a patio lounge on a busy sidewalk. Everything is going great THEN...

My friend Viola comes walking down the sidewalk - her two kids in two (7&8 years old) and she's dressed up like Princess Leia from Star wars. She had just got back from a Classical music night where they were playing Star Wars theme music and went with her kids in full costume. Now I thought this was awesome - she talked to us for all of 30 seconds and then left on her way.

My date says - after she left - 'I just don't get Trekkies!"..............


I was done. I mean how can you continue after saying something like that..... She might as well have pulled out a crack pipe... least then I could have just wrapped it and still hit it....

Keep telling yourself that's the reason you didn't end you date on a lucky note, mate.

ok pimp daddy...... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Sorry bout your luck..

bahhh. i love getting stories like that...

Sleazy is kinda hot, I don't think he would have a problem getting laid.

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Sounds like my kind of girl.

who cares if she doesn't know star wars/star trek.

I know. The sad fact is, as that if she DID know about Star Wars/Star Trek.... that would be more of a turn off to me :1orglaugh

i agree, i bet lot of women don't know who is who, who cares?

you should grab any change you get

The best part about that whole story is, you thought your blow up doll was talking and actually took it out of your apartment.

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Well in a way, i don't know if you're right or wrong :1orglaugh

I guess you got a point there

Not sad, star trek and star wars suck. Not knowing about them, well that's a yes signal in my book.

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Great excuse. Sure tops "Im gay" thing.

So she's not a nerd. Good for you.

Owned by your own YesSignals bullshit.

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wow. two "real' women actually spoke to you this decade.

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Did the physo-therapist (whatever that is) have an Adam's apple and a bulge in it's crotch area? :winkwink:

ADG

feeling are feelings nothing you can do...)))

You're a nutcase. That would have been another plus to me.

wow - the people at this place are really getting pathetic....

too much time in front of a computer and lack of a real life..

the vibe I get is - fuck anything no matter what if she's hot.....

sad really sad

You're calling us pathetic, yet you actually made this thread expecting us to believe that you turned down sex with hot lady because she confused Star Wars with Star Trek?

i spit pizza and root beer on my floor. :mad: :1orglaugh

idiot :2 cents:

You got data like Data from Star Trek.
It's going to take some time to understand.

I say go with your gut feeling.

That's the vibe you get? The vibe I get is you are getting trolled HARD because people think you are 1 pathetic, 2 in denial, 3 not capable of female interaction let alone making rash decisions like what you claim to have, 4 quite possibly the only person on the planet that should ever sign up to yessignals.com :thumbsup

Has your bouncer beaten up any world class champion boxers lately?

Im with you Sleazydream. First, the woman that your date knocked is a friend of yours & she hardly knows you & says something against this friend that is obviously doing something nice with her children.

It could have just been something said with nerves etc.... dont forget, she is on her date with you also.

Personally, on a date, I wouldnt have wanted to stop for a chat with a friend & her children, maybe this also was a wrong move on your behalf?

Anyway, good luck with future dates buddy :2 cents:

You should have converted her over to the dark side, then made her worship your light saber...


Spanx!
Jack

P.S.
I would've hit it and made her wear the Leia buns...

my psych friend is very analytical and rational
so naturally she'd think that about trekkies :)

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This thread is fucking hilarious.

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He prefers Jedi Mind Dick

Ive never even seen the front cover of a star wars/trek film let alone seen a film, I have no interest in films like that, + dressing up like that in england is just lining yourself up to have the piss taken out of you unless its a fancy dress party haha

You're Fat and you're a liar.

interesting - who's the pathetic one?

This thread is still goin? Fuck her already..

hmmm....you?

some day you boys will grow up and get laid once or twice and then realize you don't have to fuck everything that winks at you even if it's hot.........