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Loki 08-02-2010 06:00 AM

The house REAKS!
 
woke up about an hour ago and my house still reaks from last night.....

about midnight we (Baby, Mrs. Loki and I ) were all in the back bedroom, we heard a noise of our youngest dog (about 8 months now) going just fucking nuts outside,

We both run outside, and WHAM the second the door is open we were hit with the most foul stench, (Skunk Spray) and the little dog was just shaking her ass off (she's a chihuahua / shitzu so shaking is not uncommon lol)

I took the dog into the garage, checked her out, and she was fine, she did NOT get sprayed herself, but the entire area of the front porch was just pure hell.

This all took about 10 mins or so, and then both me and Mrs. Loki looked at each other and yelled THE FANS.....

Ran back into the house and the entire fucking house smells like skunk thanks to the fans blowing IN cool air from outside :(

Spend a few hours spraying shit, incense, vinegar, etc then went to bed (even my fucking pillows smelled like skunk lol)

Woke up, and the house still stinks :(

not as bad as last night, but still not a pleasant smell

-Loki-

ottopottomouse 08-02-2010 06:10 AM

Sounds lovely. Dunno what skunk smells like but my dog was sick indoors two weeks ago and I havn't got rid of the smell yet :(

Andreas 08-02-2010 06:15 AM

Ouch..luckily we have no skunks here :)

Loki 08-02-2010 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17381127)
Sounds lovely. Dunno what skunk smells like but my dog was sick indoors two weeks ago and I havn't got rid of the smell yet :(

you are lucky to not know the smell lol, BUT it's a mix of Sulfur , rotten eggs, burnt plastic and burnt rubber all rolled into one foul fucking scent, that gets right into your nose and throat and you can almost taste the funk

-Loki-

SpongeBub 08-02-2010 09:27 AM

It's spelled "Reeks", not "Reaks". That is all.

_Richard_ 08-02-2010 09:29 AM

dog getting sprayed is by far much worse

you have valuable nerve endings burnt from your face now, meaning it will never smell as bad, or for as long lol

LongBG 08-02-2010 09:56 AM

Congratulations.. You're now the proud owner of STINK!!!!

jerryb 08-02-2010 10:03 AM

Wash everything off with Tomatoe juice or a mixture of Tomatoe juice and water. It will help kill the smell. But, it is nearly impossible to get rid of it totally. They are fucking rancid smelling. I know ... I grew up on a Michigan farm and was well blessed with the problems of Skunks for decades. :Oh crap

candyflip 08-02-2010 10:07 AM

Some people actually like that smell.

Loki 08-02-2010 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpongeBub (Post 17381526)
It's spelled "Reeks", not "Reaks". That is all.

Sorry but the smell was so bad IT changed the spelling lol

-Loki-

Loch 08-02-2010 10:13 AM

Damn, i hope you dont have a lot of WOOD in the house, im told that getting skunk smell out of wood is pure hell and can take weeks

Loki 08-02-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 17381640)
Damn, i hope you dont have a lot of WOOD in the house, im told that getting skunk smell out of wood is pure hell and can take weeks

more carpet then exposed wood which is a good and bad thing lol

as of now (3:15pm EST) the smell has dissipated from all but the hallway and foyer I've moved the fans to there to help get it the fuck out of here.

also have been burning incense since it happened, so that's at least a trade off in odors I guess.

-Loki-

Vendzilla 08-02-2010 12:50 PM

you think it's dissipated, leave for a few hours and come back, you're just getting use to it.
We have skunks around here, dog knows to stay away from them. We don't get them on the property, no way for them to get in

See them as road kill all the time

baddog 08-02-2010 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17382052)
you think it's dissipated, leave for a few hours and come back, you're just getting use to it.

More than likely. When I was a young lad my buddy and I got sprayed while messing with a skunk. Neither of us noticed, but our girlfriends sure could when we came into the house.

Deej 08-02-2010 01:01 PM

Sounds like you got off easy.

A friend of mine told me a story of a night he let his dog out. He ran immediatly out the door which isnt the most common... not in that manner or that late. Anyway the dog comes running back yelping.

SPrayed!

So my friend is trying to get his dog to get him the garage or outside. The dog is puking everywhere from the odor. So my friend is laughing and gagging. He gets his dig in the garage and then starts puking himself. So theres him and his dog locked up in his garage puking and stinking.

Sounds pretty hilarious to me :winkwink: Just glad it wasnt me.

czarina 08-02-2010 01:03 PM

clean the area with tomato sauce. Lots of it.

tranza 08-02-2010 01:06 PM

Isn't there someone you guys can call to help you get rid of the smell?

JD 08-02-2010 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 17382102)
Isn't there someone you guys can call to help you get rid of the smell?

Ghost Busters?

ottopottomouse 08-02-2010 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza (Post 17382102)
Isn't there someone you guys can call to help you get rid of the smell?

An arsonist by the sound of it.

epitome 08-02-2010 01:16 PM

It will take a little while to go away.

Our dog got sprayed one night ... the following night I had to go to the hospital and since I could not stand up straight and was alone, I could not drive ... nor could I wait for someone to come get me. I called an ambulance and walked out and stood the best I could on the porch to wait for them. They asked why I did that when they could bring a stretcher in and my answer was "the house smells like skunk an I am embarrassed by it."

Vendzilla 08-02-2010 01:25 PM

hydrogen peroxide works better than tomato juice.
Wipe down areas affected by the smell

gmr324 08-02-2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Wash everything off with Tomatoe juice or a mixture of Tomatoe juice and water

hydrogen peroxide works better than tomato juice.
We used the tomatoe juice mix when our Yellow lab go sprayed. I hope I never have another opportunity to find out if hydrogen peroxide works better, but nice suggestion.

L-Pink 08-02-2010 01:39 PM

I'm sure some of you have gone down on worse :1orglaugh


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Chris 08-02-2010 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17382216)
I'm sure some of you have gone down on worse :1orglaugh


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i threw up a lil in my mouth

thnx bud

Loki 08-02-2010 02:05 PM

LMAO, some of these posts are fucking GOLD.

I'm prob getting used to it, BUT the smell has gotten fainter for sure.

SIDE NOTE....

I just opened the freezer to grab some ice..... FROZEN SKUNK SMELL lmao, I'd be pissed if I wasn't so fucking tired lol

-Loki-

L-Pink 08-02-2010 02:15 PM

Have you tried putting your new desk outside? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh




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Loki 08-02-2010 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17382324)
Have you tried putting your new desk outside? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh




.

It's raining :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

But thankfully my office is skunk smell free, and has been closed off since before the skunk shit happened :)

and I've blocked off the doorway so nothing can get in (or out :winkwink:)

-Loki-


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