7/30 joke of the day ...
 

Truck driver was on the road for 2-3 years and finally got a couple weeks off. Since he hadn't seen a Dr in all that while he called for a physical checkup. At the end of the checkup the Dr called him into his office and said:

"I've got good news and some bad news."

Guy said, "It's been a rough 2-3 years, why not give me the good news first."

Dr said, "Well, since your last physical I noticed that your penis is 3 inches longer."

Guy said, "That's just great news Dr. :) WOW! My girlfriend will be very happy." :thumbsup

Guy then said, "What's the bad news???"

Dr said, "It's malignant." :(

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hehe good one... :thumbsup