If 2012 theories are real what will you do?
 

If something catastrophic does happen what will be your first reaction?

I will load up the car with a couple hillbilly buddies, couple shotguns and go jack the first tractor trailer pulling a gasoline trailer. I mean if shit happens gas will be the most valuable commodity yes?

Lol I am watching 2012 right now. I'm getting a float plane with a lot of gas!!!

Jesus! I watched that piece of crap a few nights ago and want my money back. The most ridiculous thing I've seen in ages. Nice exercise for the CGI guys though.

Sally.

Sit in my front yard with a beer.

Exactly.. :thumbsup

EXACTLY

Waving at the huge wave with a Corona and jacking off..

I live my life and have fun everyday and have done everything I wanted to do.

Depends on what happens I guess.

Probably wait until the last possible moment and try to say something witty.

youre getting drunk...

Which theories?

I will literally Go Fuck Myself

Ever tried drinking gasoline?

You know me too well :(

I thought there was supposed to be a big flood not a water shortage?

Sarkozy sent us his son to solve this issue (just like george bush)

Become best friends with the lizard folk and live happily ever after on the black planet.

Im not sure if a flood is the reason but even if it is you couldnt drink the water and with gasoline you wouldnt get far either.

steal few beers, and fuck gf hard :)

Kinda close to what i think also. :) Besides, what the heck can you do about it ?

everyone gets the 2012 they deserve.

pretty sure I'm getting the new model corvette, c7, comming out in 2012... maybe buy a place in the bay area... and yeah, I'll keep fucking an endless supply of hot young babes... focus on writting.

exactly... see above

Everyone got the 1940's they deserved too.

Grab my surf board and wait for "the ride"!

hide under my desk like the government made kids rehearse in the 1950s to be safe from nuclear missile attacks.

if its gonna be 3rd eye activation then the universe will be my oyster. :thumbsup

Stop worrying about 2013

nothing will happen...

I will drop smut and start selling flying unicorns and lightsabers on Trafalgar square.

Something like that :2 cents:

the best one!

Sit back and enjoy...

Grab the bug-out bag and probably head as high up into the Sierras as I can.

This is a serious post guys come on. LOL. You know what else would be worth it's weight in gold? Those 1 pound swimming pool chlorine tablets.

Water and canned goods and a shitload of lighter fuel for my zippo.

You can't really expect to get a serious thread out of completely bonkers theories.

I know it's going to happen. Everytime somethings work out for me some shit always happens and make everything normal again. I got a feeling that I will be making a lot of money soon, BUT 2012 will fuck it up! I'm 100% sure!

Ok, so you all know that the Mayan calendar does not end on December 21st, 2012? Another period starts directly after that, the same as our calendars. It's already been debunked as bullshit, and even if the calendar did end, you'd have to be an idiot to believe it means anything to us.

To play along, I'll take my Lab and a Mossberg shotgun to the most remote place I can find.

I'll be playing assassin's creed 3.

educate yourself about the original 2012 theories not the redneck fear shit created for the dumbed down masses:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terence...e_Zero_ Point

never saw that movie, but here's the technical data they sorta fudged it from. no floods, and all that i see talking about, but there is a solar maximum (huge ass solar flare) that is set to hit earth starting in the end of 2010 through 2011, and possibly into 2012. if this does indeed happen, all electricity on the planet will be knocked out for months or possibly a year. including batteries. from NASA:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-sXfUHjXXLk
http://science.nasa.gov/science-news..._stormwarning/


so moral of the story, learn survival skills, get caught up on Gilligan's Island and start stockpiling things that need power to make.

I'm serious man. :)

well...move north and well off any roads for one.
take about 12 guys and 48 women and our kids, and as much guns and ammo as possible.
water tablets, engineering books...books on how to make insulins and other handy things like penicillin...seeds...some german shephards to be trained..a farmer...generators, and i guess make some trips for some windmill apparatus.

okie...thats my 2 minute synopsis..lol

the fact is that no one knows what a catastrophic even would do. i suspect that if the US had to deal with the sudden death of millions of people, the entire govt would collapse..

i've often said that a few thousand well organized armed people could wreck havoc on the US and the govt doea not have a plan in place to deal with that..

keep your eyes open. if we end up with a catastrophic environmental even from the gulf oil spill, life as we know it could change overnight... :2 cents:




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the saddest thing is that you made this thread as if 2012 had any credibility at all. No sane person believes that crap.

yep just like Y2K... If the world ends oh fucking well we will atleast all die together, or atleast all the stupid asses who cant survive will die off haha

Wow, what a nut job.

I'd hijack a beer truck and take a road trip to Hollywood(stopping only to piss on certain people's graves) and beat the shit out of as many actors as I could to make up for all the money wasted on watching their shitty movies. I'd then head to the beach with a few hookers and go out in style

Not much anyone can do if it turns out to be legit.

Hookers and blow until I drop