black women have the worst names in porn.
 

Pinky, Cinnabunz, The Body, etc.

Why do black women have the worst names in porn?

I have no idea...

I've never really noticed that :)
I guess it's all up to the taste of the person judging...

All I care about is if they are fine and know how to fuck. Who cares what her name is.

Like Ke$ha? :upsidedow

Why don't they do anal?

With the exception of Marie Luv and Jada Fire.

Just in porn?

I think in General.

Some combination of the following:

A) The absolutely hate being degraded, and believe that if they ever experience pain during sex, that they are being degraded.

B) If they don't properly enema, and shit gets on the dude's cock, there's a good chance nobody will notice if it ends up getting smeared back on her, or if it's a black on black scene, nobody will notice if it remains on the dude's dick.

It's a terrible waste of ass though. Black girls are renowned for having the best asses in the america, and they won't do anything but just shake it around whilst having something in their vag? Boring.


Also, most of the black girls I've seen in porn don't fuck very well. Lots of just grinding on the base of the cock, but not enough movement. Not kinky enough, either.

i was going to say that too.

because shequesha, Precious, and ebony, and keisha are much better..

Because they are dumb!!


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Just look at how they name their kids, and you have the answer.

"Too many black children?and many adults?bear names that border on not even being words"... ?I am simply tired of these ridiculous names black women are giving their children,? said U.S. Federal Judge Ryan Cabrera
?They are the worst perpetrators,? he said. ?They put in apostrophes where none are needed. They think a ?Q? is a must. There was a time when Shaniqua and Tawanda were names you dreaded. Now, if you?re a black girl, you hope you get a name as sensible as one of those.?

Shaquanda
Shaniqua
Q?Antity
Uhlleejsha
Cray-Ig
Fellisittee
Tay?Sh?awn
Day?Shawndra
Q?J?Q?Sha
Clitoria
Tequante

:eek7

The practice of giving black children outlandish names began in the 1960s, when blacks were getting in touch with their African roots, said historian Corlione Vest. But even he admits it got out of hand. ?I have a niece who?s six. I?m embarrassed to say I can?t even pronounce her name,? said Vest, a professor at Princeton University. ?Whenever I want to talk to her, I just wait until she looks at me and then I wave her over.?

lol @ this thread

it's only funny because it's true. lolol

Lola Lane :helpme

http://www.incrediblecontent.com/tgp...a/media/02.jpg

LOL Oh so true!

They are better than their real names.

Thats funny.

not all females like prison sex? :upsidedow

As a dude who happily took an entire double ended dildo at the request of his girlfriend, I really don't understand how anyone couldn't like anal sex.

Exit only.

Why don't I move to alabama, become a baptist, and vow to only have sober missionary sex with the lights on once i'm married too?

Well, that would be a personal decision that only you can come to.
For me, I prefer to refrain from ass-probings.

http://brokenzombie.com/junk_bin/gfy/assprobe003.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Oh crap too much to drink perhaps :helpme

so true, but i dunno why

I bet even the girls don't care.

Seriously? That poor girl. Why not name her Vagina and be done with it?!

I "discovered" Lola Lane--she answered my ad in the LA Weekly back in 1999 or 2000. I couldn't use her, but I referred her to World Modeling as she had huge tits and a good attitude.

My favorite black porn chick name is Spantaneous Xtacy.

cinnabunz is an awesome name

depending on the audience they are targeting the names might be ok

her tits are looking here BIGGGGGGGGGG, any hardcore pics please

Seems to be a divide though where they either give them an idiotic name where you can't tell if it's male or female and another batch of almost biblical sounding names like Martha, Grace and Esther.

I don't care for biblical names either.... they're too common and biblical-ey.

bravo !!

Cray-Ig
Fellisittee


Craig
Felicity

Their parents must be mentally retarded people who can't spell. Reminds me of the NBA player whose name was Anfernee. They were trying to spell "Anthony". *sigh*

Sounds like you want conventional but you don't want common so you're a bit hard to please then.

all pornstar names suck

Right, exactly. :thumbsup

It's tough to find something that fits that, but I managed to do it for 2 of my 3 kids.

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