my finger smells like doo doo
 

ooops:helpme

do not eat mc donald after shaving your head, i told you

:helpme Dude, one of my puppies just shit on the floor.. .

I note that a mouse in an Internet cafe is touched by everyone.
It could be dirty - be careful.

Bagels could be dirty. Bagels could fall on the floor and then they are put back on the serving tray. I've seen people do this in bakeries.

Do you hunt a wild animal? Make sure it's not poisonous.

That's called stinkfinger - only one thing to do (do):

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/127967-1/Stinkfinger.gif

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Does your doo doo smell like finger? :uhoh

That's just Buffalo

wash your hands

:1orglaugh :helpme

I warned Juicy that he shouldn't take work home with him - that shit catches up with you...

http://www.asiandivagirls.com/gfy/ju...ctal-exam2.jpg

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I promise to douche first next time.

You could always buy me one of these:

http://www.pleasure2her.co.uk/templa...hower_Set2.jpg

I think we're finally getting to the BOTTOM of this:



:Oh crap

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He didn't say it was a bad thing, i'm sure he quite likes it.

Sounds like you really know your shit...

http://dkpresents.files.wordpress.co...03/9255182.jpg

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Confucius say "Man who goes to bed with itchy ass, wakes up with stinky finger."

Confucius wasn't talking out his ass, he had his shit together...

Either you have good hygiene or you don't:

http://www.dailywaste.com/wp-content...2008/05/ph.jpg

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You thought that was funny, smell these (and remember where they've been):

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...e-cat-feet.jpg

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stop fingering your dog

Hahaha! :1orglaugh