What's the longest turd you ever shat?
 

I think I set a personal best this morning... :helpme

Must have been the curry. :moon

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What a wonderfully odd question.

Once I dropped one so big that it almost seemed alive. Had to slam the lid and flush it before it came after me I tell you.

There was no time to measure it.

It never dawned on me to take the tape measure with me to the bathroom.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures... :Oh crap

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I kid you not it was one of the few times in my life that I wished I kept a gun in the house.

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And remember...

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I used to like poo :)

I did one once while travelling in France, must have been 2 feet long curled up. I'd been constipated for 5 days - it was in one of those toilets which you have to squat down to do the business - it kept coming out like a whippy icecream. It was so heavy that the flushes wouldn't move it to the hole. I had to push it down with a stick.

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I go by coils..a 3 coiler isn't uncommon after a good fiber filled breakfast

There is a lot of gravity to what you just wrote.

That's your basic 4-coiler. Rare, but not unheard of.

Rumor has it that it took 2 full rolls of 3-ply asswipe for that guy to clean up after dropping that badboy. Also the park police apparently wrote him a $44 dollar ticket for crapping on their beach and refusing to clean it up. (poor shmuck didn't have a shovel)

That pic is now legendary.

Was it that big? Did it push you off the rim?

I don't know but I'm pretty sure it had a pulse.

Did you have a finger on the pulse? :Oh crap

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Taking a dump sitting down is not natural. Our bodies were design to crap squatting down. No wonder squatting in France cured you of your constipation.

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Many people have come up with ingenious solutions do their business squatting down on normal toilets. Examples:

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LOL Jarmusch, interesting. I'm strangely turned on by that woman squatting, not sure why.

What a shitty thread.

Don't laugh man. Crapping sitting on a toilet is said to be the leading cause of colon cancer. On countries where people crap in the squatting position, colon cancer is practically unheard of.

Conclusion; colon cancer is caused by not going out dressed as a tent.


What sort of a wierdo measures their shit?

walked into a restaurant bathroom in Japan, there was a ditch basically to crap in, I held it till I got back to the boat

One time I had a turd that was so long I had to flush the toilet so the suction could assist in pulling it out of me.

Give birth to an award-winning trophy turd yourself and then you'll know.

Then you'll be one of us.