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Darkhorse 01-04-2003 03:51 AM

The Worst sexualy transmitted disease?
 
Well Duh, besides Aids. I had Crabs a while back when I was with me EX.

I wasn't cheating on her ( I should of been) but somehow we got the fucker.

Anyway I'm sure it has been asked before, but besides Aids what IYO is the wosrt?

boneprone 01-04-2003 03:54 AM

crabs

goBigtime 01-04-2003 03:54 AM

The ones you don't know you have.

Hmm.. or maybe those are the best. :1orglaugh

goBigtime 01-04-2003 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
crabs
Crabs are cool though, you could make them pets and stuff. Put them in an ant farm:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...S.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

And then your fuck-ups can be hours of fun for the whole family.

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime


Crabs are cool though, you could make them pets and stuff. Put them in an ant farm:

And then your fuck-ups can be hours of fun for the whole family.

Lol, to true, I had a travelling Circus for two weeks before I figured out how to get rid of them.

Baal 01-04-2003 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darkhorse


Lol, to true, I had a travelling Circus for two weeks before I figured out how to get rid of them.

Great story, but you probably shouldn't share it.

Never.

Just pretend it didn't happen.

Ever

:):thumbsup

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal


Great story, but you probably shouldn't share it.

Never.

Just pretend it didn't happen.

Ever

:):thumbsup

Why?

DarkJedi 01-04-2003 04:22 AM

crabs aint a disease

and there are tonns much worse shit than crabs

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
crabs aint a disease

and there are tonns much worse shit than crabs

Ok then, Define to me what Crabs are? if they are not a STD.

demented 01-04-2003 04:29 AM

I had the 7 day itch before. Or whatever you wanna call it. My cock and balls had this bad ass fucking rash for about a week and itched like a mother fucker. The girl, she was a real good fuck, Hell I was only 16 when this happend so anything was good then lol. She was real cute, nice tits and ass. But damn. I remember I had to scratch my dick every minute of the fucking day nonstop it itched so bad :( :(

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by demented
I had the 7 day itch before. Or whatever you wanna call it. My cock and balls had this bad ass fucking rash for about a week and itched like a mother fucker. The girl, she was a real good fuck, Hell I was only 16 when this happend so anything was good then lol. She was real cute, nice tits and ass. But damn. I remember I had to scratch my dick every minute of the fucking day nonstop it itched so bad :( :(
Lol, I know how you feel mate, I was curious to know though. My Ex said she never cheated on me, and I never did on her, so how the fuck did we end up with the fuckers?

I have a funny story on Crabs, from a mate will post it soon.

goBigtime 01-04-2003 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darkhorse


My Ex said she never cheated on me, and I never did on her, so how the fuck did we end up with the fuckers?



Has either of you been to Maryland lately? That state is famous for crabs.

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime



Has either of you been to Maryland lately? That state is famous for crabs.

lol, na mate, we both haven't been out of Australia.

DarkJedi 01-04-2003 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darkhorse


Ok then, Define to me what Crabs are? if they are not a STD.

i dont know...parasites or something...

you consider fleas a desease too ?

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 05:01 AM

No mate, there are over 250 species of fleas described in North America (Pratt 1957), only a few are commonly encountered by humans with enough frequency to be considered pests (Ehman and Story 1982). These include the cat flea, Ctenocephalides felis (Bouche), the dog flea, C. canis (Curtis), the human flea, Pulex irritans (L), and the oriental rat flea, Xenopsylla cheopis (Rothschild). Other species, such as the rabbit flea, Cediopsylla symplex, the mouse flea, Ctenopsyllus segnis, the ground squirrel flea Diamanus montanus (Baker), and Oropsylla hirsuta, a flea that feeds on prairie dogs, may achieve pest status when their host mammals nest in or near structures or the fleas attack hunters and hikers. Some, such as the northern rat flea, ground squirrel flea, and Oropsylla hirsuta are important vectors of sylvatic plague, bubonic plague, and murine typhus.

Flea management is best done via management of the host animal's habitat. Since fleas must spend part of their life cycle on their host, the chances of encountering fleas in areas of the host's habitat where it spends most of its time (e.g., its den or nest) are much greater than in a general area, such as a field or barn in which the host may or may not be found at a given time. One author has suggested that most fleas spend more time in the host nest or burrow than on the host itself (Benton 1980). This is the emphasis that will be placed on flea management strategies in this module.


Yes this was copyied and pasted. DUH!!

Triple 6 01-04-2003 05:09 AM

Lucky me, I neva got sum shit despite some wild times. Knock on wood better off with the hood jimmy jimmy ya hear!

UglyOrangeCouch 01-04-2003 05:50 AM

I would have to say getting a penile yeast infection sucked pretty hard... Caught it from a one night stand and it was a bitch to get rid of! Tried all kinds of creams and shit and the stuff wouldnt go away! Then finally, some girl told me to put yogurt on the thing and let it go... That shit actually worked! The only way I could keep that shit on my cock was to slap some on and wear some saran wrap and some nut huggers over top of that! I started smelling like rancid dairy products by 5pm every day! Sounds funny now that it is over, but damn it wasnt fun then!

-UglyOrange

Lethal 01-04-2003 06:08 AM

I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just looks a bit funny. I'm not sure if it's an STD or not.

If it is, I think it's from this whore I fucked in the car a few weeks ago. At first I was just going to get a blowjob, but she was hot young and tight so after she started sucking I told her I'd give her an extra $20 for a fuck.

She stripped off her lower half, and she had this nice shaven puss but man did it stink! I'd already handed over the cash so I thought what the hell, and I hit it anyway, and the harder I fucked her the more her pussy stank out the car. There was something seriously wrong with that pussy. To make up for it I grabbed her around the neck and gave her a hard choke fucking untilI came. She kept trying to push back and not let me in the full way (she was just petite), but I just held her down firmly and rough fucked the dirty little bitch.

Anyway she stunk out the car so much that I had to go to the suprmarket and get some air freshener before I went home to my girlfriend. I keep putting off getting a check up, I'm just hoping that the spot doesn't get any bigger or spread.

Wilbo 01-04-2003 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just looks a bit funny. I'm not sure if it's an STD or not.

If it is, I think it's from this whore I fucked in the car a few weeks ago. At first I was just going to get a blowjob, but she was hot young and tight so after she started sucking I told her I'd give her an extra $20 for a fuck.

She stripped off her lower half, and she had this nice shaven puss but man did it stink! I'd already handed over the cash so I thought what the hell, and I hit it anyway, and the harder I fucked her the more her pussy stank out the car. There was something seriously wrong with that pussy. To make up for it I grabbed her around the neck and gave her a hard choke fucking untilI came. She kept trying to push back and not let me in the full way (she was just petite), but I just held her down firmly and rough fucked the dirty little bitch.

Anyway she stunk out the car so much that I had to go to the suprmarket and get some air freshener before I went home to my girlfriend. I keep putting off getting a check up, I'm just hoping that the spot doesn't get any bigger or spread.


Fuck your girlfriend and see if she gets it too. I f she does you'd better get yourself to the Dr. :winkwink:

Lethal 01-04-2003 06:26 AM

Oh I've been fucking her alright, if she's getting any symptoms she's not telling me. I just can't bring myself to eat that shit anymore, knowing what I know, so I haven't had a close look. She keeps wanting to kiss me after she's been blowing me, but I just can't do it, I have to tell her to go and brush her teeth first.

I really hope she/we don't have anything, that'd be quite an uncomfortable conversation.

High Quality 01-04-2003 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just looks a bit funny. I'm not sure if it's an STD or not.

If it is, I think it's from this whore I fucked in the car a few weeks ago. At first I was just going to get a blowjob, but she was hot young and tight so after she started sucking I told her I'd give her an extra $20 for a fuck.

She stripped off her lower half, and she had this nice shaven puss but man did it stink! I'd already handed over the cash so I thought what the hell, and I hit it anyway, and the harder I fucked her the more her pussy stank out the car. There was something seriously wrong with that pussy. To make up for it I grabbed her around the neck and gave her a hard choke fucking untilI came. She kept trying to push back and not let me in the full way (she was just petite), but I just held her down firmly and rough fucked the dirty little bitch.

Anyway she stunk out the car so much that I had to go to the suprmarket and get some air freshener before I went home to my girlfriend. I keep putting off getting a check up, I'm just hoping that the spot doesn't get any bigger or spread.

Maybe lensman, should allow you to have a custom title so you can write:

Pathfinder RIP

Lethal 01-04-2003 07:03 AM

It's a true story.

LunaC 01-04-2003 08:10 AM

The worst after AIDS is Hep C because it is incurable and potentially fatal--it attacks the liver. Fortunately it is rare and hard to catch, even through sexual contact.

The next worst, in my opinion, are those which are not fatal but are incurable: herpes and HPV (genital warts)

Then there are a host of unpleasent things which are mostly treatable with basic antibiotics, so they can be quite unpleasent, but only until you get your ass to a doctor and get it dealt with. If left untreated for an extended period of time, however, some of them can become quite serious and have permanent effects, such as making you sterile or causing lifelong pain.

Lethal 01-04-2003 08:13 AM

That sounds like it's coming from extensive personal experience.

NoCarrier 01-04-2003 08:14 AM

I've heard a horrible story on radio once (the topic was "the stupidest something close you know has done") Well, someone was using a nail cutter to remove his genital warts. I can imagine the pain.

Darkhorse 01-04-2003 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head.

I can't think of what it is called at the moment, but it is not an STD. Give me a while and I will get back to you.

DarkJedi 01-04-2003 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I just can't bring myself to eat that shit anymore, knowing what I know....
care to share ?

Lethal 01-04-2003 08:53 AM

What's it worth to you.

B_Maverick 01-04-2003 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just looks a bit funny. I'm not sure if it's an STD or not.


It is quite possibly genital warts. Your girlfriend will probably not know you gave it to her until she gets a PAP test and finds out. The unfortunate thing about genital warts is that they are incurable and cause Cervical cancer in women. For men they are simply an annoyance and easily removed. However...they will keep coming back...forever.

Kat - Fast 01-04-2003 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just looks a bit funny. I'm not sure if it's an STD or not...., I'm just hoping that the spot doesn't get any bigger or spread.
Genital wart. It will multiply until you go to the clinic where they will spray a little liquid nitrogen on it (which, erm, tingles) and it will fall off after a couple of days. Oh, you have the virus for life.
Unfortunately for females, the warts can develop inside the vagina - so they may not know they have it (my gf didn't know, that's how I got it)

Thrush is unpleasant - again you have it for life.

NSU (non-specific urethitis) is also unpleasant (burning drippy dick) - but 3 big (prescribed) anti-biotics clears that up

DarkJedi 01-04-2003 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
What's it worth to you.
a big "thank you"


c'mon man.

Lethal 01-04-2003 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi


a big "thank you"


c'mon man.

It looks like she's got genital warts.

multisexsite 01-04-2003 10:05 AM

I'd say Herpes, its for life.

Kat - Fast 01-04-2003 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by multisexsite
I'd say Herpes, its for life.
Ya - like thrush gone postal :helpme

GoLiaT 01-04-2003 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality


Maybe lensman, should allow you to have a custom title so you can write:

Pathfinder RIP

did you never listen to the song
"dont eat a pussy that smells like rotten fish"
:)

Cohen 01-04-2003 11:41 AM

Kids are the torst sexualy transmitted disease :BangBang:

grumpy 01-04-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lethal
I've got this little bumpy white thing on the side of my cock, just underneath the head. It doesn't hurt or anything, it just looks a bit funny. I'm not sure if it's an STD or not.

If it is, I think it's from this whore I fucked in the car a few weeks ago. At first I was just going to get a blowjob, but she was hot young and tight so after she started sucking I told her I'd give her an extra $20 for a fuck.

She stripped off her lower half, and she had this nice shaven puss but man did it stink! I'd already handed over the cash so I thought what the hell, and I hit it anyway, and the harder I fucked her the more her pussy stank out the car. There was something seriously wrong with that pussy. To make up for it I grabbed her around the neck and gave her a hard choke fucking untilI came. She kept trying to push back and not let me in the full way (she was just petite), but I just held her down firmly and rough fucked the dirty little bitch.

Anyway she stunk out the car so much that I had to go to the suprmarket and get some air freshener before I went home to my girlfriend. I keep putting off getting a check up, I'm just hoping that the spot doesn't get any bigger or spread.

You deserve every disease she has and what she's gonna have :thumbsup

greentea 01-04-2003 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LunaC
The worst after AIDS is Hep C because it is incurable and potentially fatal--it attacks the liver. Fortunately it is rare and hard to catch, even through sexual contact.

The next worst, in my opinion, are those which are not fatal but are incurable: herpes and HPV (genital warts)

Then there are a host of unpleasent things which are mostly treatable with basic antibiotics, so they can be quite unpleasent, but only until you get your ass to a doctor and get it dealt with. If left untreated for an extended period of time, however, some of them can become quite serious and have permanent effects, such as making you sterile or causing lifelong pain.


My exgirl had genital warts, she had them taken care of at a doctor some time ago, but when i first started dating her and she told me that, it freaked me out! it took me somtime to eat her out and be comfortable about it.

I have seen md websites about stds, genital warts look NASTY!!

thank god she did not give me anything.

grumpy 01-04-2003 12:30 PM

does it look like this?

http://www.aad.org/pamphlets/images/Gwarts_2.jpg

and was this hers for 20 bucks?

http://www.aad.org/pamphlets/images/Gwarts_3.jpg

UnseenWorld 01-04-2003 12:30 PM

I know a gal who picked up a really serious case of genital herpes. It's been a month now and she can hardly walk! The worst part is that unlike most other STD's (AIDS excluded), she'll have it for LIFE!

playa 01-04-2003 12:48 PM

Ever since i heard the stories of getting the roddet to check for STD's i been wearing condoms ever since,

for those don't know basically they still a long q-tip down your dick

playa 01-04-2003 12:51 PM

btw, Crabs ain't an STD,

you ever heard of kids getting LICE in their hair?

pretty much the same thing,, you could get crabs from sitting on a dirty public toilet

DarkJedi 01-04-2003 01:22 PM

i heard that herpes can be cured - takes about 2 years though

wouncie 01-04-2003 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy
does it look like this?

http://www.aad.org/pamphlets/images/Gwarts_2.jpg

and was this hers for 20 bucks?

http://www.aad.org/pamphlets/images/Gwarts_3.jpg

I knew it was only a matter of time before the gruesome pics started rollin in:mad:

Nikkey 01-04-2003 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grumpy


You deserve every disease she has and what she's gonna have :thumbsup

I was thinking the same thing! to bad your poor girlfriend doesn't deserve it. Its guys like you that shouldn't be able to have use of their dick!

Chong 01-08-2003 10:26 AM

http://www.herpes.ru/her/pat/gh/foto/her_vag1.jpgnah, this is more like what 20 bucks will buy ya. the premium shit!

ldinternet 01-08-2003 10:45 AM

I hear that gonorrhea may cause a "pissing razorblades" type pain.

Doesn't sound like too much fun. I'd rather keep my dick in my pants. :2 cents:

dazzling 01-08-2003 11:14 AM

About 10 years ago during the civil war in cambodia, i went there for a months holiday...i was fucking grls in exchange for a bowl of fucking rice....really sad actually....but i was going crazy fuckin like 10 grls a day, even more, anyway i got this real bad doses of v.d.....syph, gon, etc...anyway, by time i got back to australia it was so bad my teeth started fallin out and i had to get my jaw wired. considering i fucked more then 300 grls in just month i feel it was well worth it.

Kanoealoha 01-08-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea



My exgirl had genital warts, she had them taken care of at a doctor some time ago, but when i first started dating her and she told me that, it freaked me out! it took me somtime to eat her out and be comfortable about it.

I have seen md websites about stds, genital warts look NASTY!!

thank god she did not give me anything.

mmm I don't know if you know this...
just cause you don't have warts popping up all over doesn't mean you don't have them...usually you have gential warts or herpes and do't know until a breakout...
genital warts is the leading STD i think, but no one knows they have it... only 1 out of 10 people who HAVE IT know they have it... the other 9 have no symptoms besides that...you slept with a person that has them, you have them...even with condom use...

dinkz 01-08-2003 01:43 PM

The condom biz and/or teachers should use those pics to show what might happend if you fuck someone you don't know is 'clean' or not. I bet that would result in less unsafe sex than just saying "you'll might get AIDS and die". Showing really nasty (or just nasty) pics would, imho, make the kids buy condoms...

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